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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 03:41 PM

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You false Christians think you're so clever trying to bypass the old laws.
Matthew 5:17-19: Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Enjoy Hell.
as i said. i still don't feel very loved. and why don't the women oh his forum wear head clothes? it is in the bible, you know.
you forgot the next verses btw. i warn you - unless you obey god better that the teachers of religious law and the pharisees do, you can't enter the kingdom of heaven at all.... if you are angry with someone, you are subject to judgment, if you call someone an idiot you are in danger of being brought before the high council. and if you curse someone, you are in danger of the fires of hell.

i have no doubt that you have a good heart. and i love you. the attacks hurt really bad. especially when it comes to my country, which i love. i really do. it hurts getting messages that want to take away my freedom to defend myself. i does not matter wether you love me or not. just know that you are so loved. i want you to experience the holy ghost more and more. he is such a good friend. i know that you know him. bet that you can find him in everything every verse you read in the bible. in your spouses kisses (ahhh.... what a great gift you have been given, huh?). you are so loved in every way. Jesus loves you soooo much. here are no words for it
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 03:44 PM

"Jesus loves everyone."

That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).

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Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.

Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:

In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).

In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...

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Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I pray that you have found this enlightening.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 03:45 PM

You should be promoting the Holy Ghost to your whale-killing friends, not us, sweetheart. We know all about the Holy Ghost.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 03:47 PM



Even the flying spaghetti monster makes more sense then all of your dribbling nonsense.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 03:51 PM

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Even the flying spaghetti monster makes more sense then all of your dribbling nonsense.
God will not be mocked!!

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Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 03:54 PM

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You should be promoting the Holy Ghost to your whale-killing friends, not us, sweetheart. We know all about the Holy Ghost.
Absolutely! I kill whales and the holy spirit is my best friend. it is awesome isn't? ahh.... the way He makes me feel. it tickels in my belly just to think of him. ahhhh.... how pure and loving he is. he is so beautiful. i think every single person should meet him. lol. does he not make you the happiest person?


Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
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Absolutely! I kill whales and the holy spirit is my best friend. it is awesome isn't? ahh.... the way He makes me feel. it tickels in my belly just to think of him. ahhhh.... how pure and loving he is. he is so beautiful. i think every single person should meet him. lol. does he not make you the happiest person?
That is Satan entering your rectum friend. The Holy Ghost does not visit heathens.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 05:42 PM

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Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.
So you say that if we don't read the WHOLE Bible, we won't get to Heaven ?
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So you say that if we don't read the WHOLE Bible, we won't get to Heaven ?
Yes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 05:54 PM

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Yes.
The Bible doesn't say so..
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The Bible doesn't say so..
Yes it does.
2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Matthew 4:4: Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 06:06 PM

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Jesus Loves you, why have you turned your back to Him?
God has given each and everyone of us clear directions to follow, the path to Salvation ® runs right through your heart. Give it to God, and Jesus will give it to you. Let Him fill that empty cavity that resides in you, fell His warm embrace, let Jesus inject His Love into your black heart. We live the way God has commanded, come Join us in Heaven, the other choice is not a good one.
Jesus loves me? really? because all i'm reading in here is thrown directly towards my country, and my people. YOU are the ones saying that God hates us. now why are saying that he loves us all of a sudden?
apparently God only loves america.

well, atleast when you go to your socalled heaven, and the rest of the world goes to what you call hell, we'll just be happy that we don't have to listen to your crap anymore. and in a way, i guess that's heaven.

now, someones said that this was a forum for christian families, and i was "intruding".
well, i have to say, this forum is for very very very messed up christian family, - christian none the less, i'll give you that.
and i don't feel like i'm intruding at all. this is my country you are spreading lies about, and i have the right to correct your lies.
maybe if you wheren't such jackasses, and talked to people more "calm" about your religion, maybe people would actually listen, and who knows, join you?
but that ain't happening as long as you still got your finger up your ass.
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Yes it does.
2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Matthew 4:4: Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10: For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
For what use did Jesus then die ?
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maybe if you wheren't such jackasses, and talked to people more "calm" about your religion, maybe people would actually listen, and who knows, join you?
but that ain't happening as long as you still got your finger up your ass.
Why are all you homersexuals so fixated on asses?

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For what use did Jesus then die ?
He died to give you a chance to repent. Where in the bible does it say that he died, so you could cherrypick the parts that agrees with your filthy lifestyle?
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For what use did Jesus then die ?
He died for the sins of those who are Saved© and hold all of His commandments.
1 John 1:6-7: If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 06:17 PM

Yet another example of so called Christians trying to wiggle their way out of following the whole Bible. Bless you, Brother Alex.

@Faroerocks; All we are trying to do is praise Jesus. I try to be calm and respectful but it is hard to tolerate someone like yourself who is constantly criticizing our closest held most spiritual beliefs.

Your only interest seems to be to mock us, whalemurderer. Would you ever storm into a True Christian church service and declare everyone's beliefs are wrong? I sincerely hope not, so why do you think it is acceptable to do that here?


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A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 06:22 PM

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He died for the sins of those who are Saved© and hold all of His commandments.
1 John 1:6-7: If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
No he didn't.. He died, so that everyone that believe in Him, and ask for his forgiveness could get to Heaven !
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
There doesn't stand anything about readin the whole bible..
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 06:22 PM

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He died for the sins of those who are Saved© and hold all of His commandments.
1 John 1:6-7: If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
You are wise brother Alex. I thank God for your clarity.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 06:23 PM

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Why are all you homersexuals so fixated on asses?



He died to give you a chance to repent. Where in the bible does it say that he died, so you could cherrypick the parts that agrees with your filthy lifestyle?

Homersexual? i'm not homosexual, but i know people who are, and they are just as normal as everyone else. i'd rather be raised by a gay couple than a christian family like you.

i love my friends and my family, no matter what happens with them. so what if someone is homosexual? so what if someone is a buddhist, or something completely different maybe.
it doesn't concern me. all i care about is that they're happy, and enjoy their life.
now you believe that if your family or friends don't follow the bible to the letter, they are not worthy to you?
what a good human being you are!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-09-2010, 06:31 PM

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No he didn't.. He died, so that everyone that believe in Him, and ask for his forgiveness could get to Heaven !
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Which means that most people will perish.

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There doesn't stand anything about readin the whole bible..
Do you imagine that God wrote the entire Holy Bible just so that we would run around parroting platitudes based on one misread verse?

You are the very embodiment of false christianity. God hates you, and Jesus wants to puke you out of His loving mouth.

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Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Better read THIS and repent.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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