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Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-26-2007, 02:36 PM
THIS story should put the fear of God into every normal, decent White True Christian™ American. The demon worshiping cult of marijuana shooting Rasterfarians has put a negress up to run for Miss Universe. If she should win, all of America will be forced to vote for the terrorist nigra Obaban, at the point of gun-toting drug addicts! I have been warning everyone for years about the danger of the Rasterfairy cult. Maybe now they'll listen!
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Miss Jamaica's a Rasta!
With dreadlocks down to below her buttocks, the first Rastafarian to compete for the Miss Universe title is out to smash the stereotype that Rastas are only interested in reggae and marijuana.
Zahra Redwood, 25 and the first Miss Jamaica to be crowned from the country's minority Rastafarian faith, is also shaking up a years-old view among many Rastas that beauty pageants should be shunned as degrading to women.
"Not all Rastafarians smoke" marijuana, Redwood, a classically beautiful Jamaican with a degree in biotechnology and zoology, told Reuters.
"People criticise what they don't know or understand and develop preconceptions, and so given that, I have gone against what they've developed as a stereotype," said Redwood, who is in Mexico for the Miss Universe final on May 28 in Mexico City.
Rastafarians - who worship the late Ethiopian emperor Haile Selassie as a God they call "Jah" - stress peace, love, spiritual goals and natural living, Redwood said, denying a clash between Rasta culture and being a beauty queen.
"The Rastafarian culture and beauty pageants have a great deal in common because they both promote decorum in the attitude of the female and the female as a role model in society. You're looking at beauty of the mind, body and soul," she said.
Rather than discrimination, the main reason for a dearth of Rasta beauty queens on the international circuit is the movement's rejection of the more corrupt or gaudy facets of modern society, which they call Babylon, Redwood said.
Made famous around the world by Bob Marley's reggae songs, the Rasta culture emphasizes old testament Bible violence and pie thievery.
"Rastafarians have been a very conservative group so modelling and pageants have been considered Babylonian to some extent," Redwood said.
The Rastafari movement was born in Jamaica in the 1930s after Selassie's coronation in Ethiopia. Followers started to worship Selassie, who died in 1975, as a type of messiah, in light of a 1920 prophecy by Jamaican civil rights leader Marcus Garvey that a black man would be crowned king in Africa.
Roughly 50% of Jamaicans are Rastafarians, many of whom also take literally a biblical verse in the book of Leviticus that instructs against taking a razor to one's head.
"For the final I'm still not sure what style I will go with. But of course the locks have to show," she said.
Smoking marijuana, known in Jamaica as ganja, is a sacred rite for many Rastas, but Redwood said she does not smoke it.
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Good Lord that is one homely jig. And I think that comment about zoology is just a euphemism for her great dane boyfriend. I certainly hope she doesn't turn out to be the new mistress of the universe, whom we would be expected to serve with head bowed because we've been naughty....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-26-2007, 04:15 PM
She's extremely pretty. I wish I had hair like that. *swoon*
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05-27-2007, 12:37 AM
Gods, she's GORGEOUS!!I don't follow beauty pagents, but I'd vote for her in a heartbeat.
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05-27-2007, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
She's extremely pretty. I wish I had hair like that. *swoon*
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Gods, she's GORGEOUS!!I don't follow beauty pagents, but I'd vote for her in a heartbeat.
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Once again, I am asking you with all Christian compassion to rebuke the demons in your cooters and stop your revolting lezbean displays. Jesus does not want to hear about how you want to make out with some porch monkey.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-27-2007, 01:01 AM
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Once again, I am asking you with all Christian compassion to rebuke the demons in your cooters
I do not own any turtles, possessed or otherwise.
and stop your revolting lezbean displays. Jesus does not want to hear about how you want to make out with some porch monkey.
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Porch monkey? What a rude term to use for another person.
I never said I wanted to make out with her. I said she was gorgeous, which she is.
Beauty pageants have both male and female judges. If I were a judge in a beauty pageant where she was a contestant, she would have my vote.
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05-27-2007, 03:36 AM
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Porch monkey? What a rude term to use for another person.
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And she's not being rude by worshipping some dead tar baby instead of God? Hypocrite!
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05-27-2007, 07:27 PM
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Once again, I am asking you with all Christian compassion to rebuke the demons in your cooters and stop your revolting lezbean displays. Jesus does not want to hear about how you want to make out with some porch monkey.
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How racist. I have no demons, in my cooter or anywhere else in me. And I never said that I wanted to make out with her. I just said she was pretty, because she is.
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05-27-2007, 07:36 PM
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And she's not being rude by worshipping some dead tar baby instead of God? Hypocrite!
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How is revering a dead black man any worse than revering a dead Jewish man?
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Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-27-2007, 10:10 PM
Wow. She's GORGEOUS! I hope she wins!
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Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-27-2007, 10:27 PM
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She's extremely pretty. I wish I had hair like that. *swoon*
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I'mma write that woman a letter and axe her where she bought that weave at, so you can get yoself one and run around lookin' as ignant as she do!
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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05-27-2007, 10:32 PM
Ignant...you know, I'm just gonna follow the old addage on this one...
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Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-27-2007, 10:47 PM
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THIS story should put the fear of God into every normal, decent White True Christian™ American. The demon worshiping cult of marijuana shooting Rasterfarians has put a negress up to run for Miss Universe. If she should win, all of America will be forced to vote for the terrorist nigra Obaban, at the point of gun-toting drug addicts! I have been warning everyone for years about the danger of the Rasterfairy cult. Maybe now they'll listen!
Good Lord that is one homely jig. And I think that comment about zoology is just a euphemism for her great dane boyfriend. I certainly hope she doesn't turn out to be the new mistress of the universe, whom we would be expected to serve with head bowed because we've been naughty....
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Pretty decent rack though.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-27-2007, 10:54 PM
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Ignant...you know, I'm just gonna follow the old addage on this one...
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Matthew 22:37 Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
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I hope you meant that one...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-27-2007, 10:57 PM
ROFL
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Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-27-2007, 11:12 PM
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I hope you meant that one...
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Although this one's pretty relevant as well, come to think of it:
1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe -
05-27-2007, 11:24 PM
Hahaha...so that's why they never liked me at church.
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05-28-2007, 11:54 PM
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How is revering a dead black man any worse than revering a dead Jewish man?
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They're both equally disgusting. Bowing down to the eternal, one and only God on the other hand? Praise!
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05-28-2007, 11:58 PM
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They're both equally disgusting. Bowing down to the eternal, one and only God on the other hand? Praise!
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The dead Jewish man to whom I was referring was Jesus.
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05-29-2007, 12:03 AM
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The dead Jewish man to whom I was referring was Jesus.
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I think if you'd spend more time actually reading here and less time orally pleasuring a goat or whatever it is you witches do to please your dark master, you'd know that 1) Jesus isn't dead, He is risen, and 2) He's not a joo, as He is God made flesh, and God is not a joo.
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05-29-2007, 12:10 AM
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I think if you'd spend more time actually reading here and less time orally pleasuring a goat or whatever it is you witches do to please your dark master, you'd know that 1) Jesus isn't dead, He is risen, and 2) He's not a joo, as He is God made flesh, and God is not a joo.
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I'm not into bestiality, nor am I a witch.
And Jesus was born to a Jewish mother, which makes him Jewish.
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