[Elmer G. White]

Happy Birthday Brother!

May you soon fight alongside Pastor Ezekiel, The Donald, and Jesus in the final battle against the armies of Satan! May this be your last birthday on this old Earth!



Hebrews 11:34
Quenched the violence of fire, escaped the edge of the sword, out of weakness were made strong, waxed valiant in fight, turned to flight the armies of the aliens.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BrotherLarry]

Brother Faith,

I hope your birthday brings you all the things that make you smile. As a special gift, I have asked the Lord to move upon the senior pastors to remove your communication ban so you can use the new iPad you spoke of in another Internet forum that I happen to be a member of.


Happy day!
BrotherLarry

[Mary Etheldreda]

Happy Birthday dear Brother in Christ!

[handmaiden]

Happy Birthday greetings to my Brother in Christ. I KNOW that you got the best possible gift this year as a result of the election, but I will pray special blessings upon you from above. May a virtual golden shower of heavenly light pour forth upon you from our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Purely Yours,
Handmaiden

[Alvin Moss]

Birthday greetings to you.

[Alan Swallows Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Have a blessed birthday, Brother! I hope the Lord has many more in store for you.

However, I think now would be a good time to reflect on the Lord's mercy. I don't want to drudge up the past, but it may be that the Lord will call you home to Himself a little earlier than the rest of us, given that there's a direct scientific correlation between righteous living and life expectancy. I am reminded of how Moses died prematurely at the age of 120 because many years earlier he had hit a rock with a stick (twice, no less).

Numbers 20:8 Take the rod, and gather thou the assembly together, thou, and Aaron thy brother, and speak ye unto the rock before their eyes; and it shall give forth his water, and thou shalt bring forth to them water out of the rock: so thou shalt give the congregation and their beasts drink.
Numbers 20:9 And Moses took the rod from before the Lord, as he commanded him.
Numbers 20:10 And Moses and Aaron gathered the congregation together before the rock, and he said unto them, Hear now, ye rebels; must we fetch you water out of this rock?
Numbers 20:11 And Moses lifted up his hand, and with his rod he smote the rock twice: and the water came out abundantly, and the congregation drank, and their beasts also.
Numbers 20:12 And the Lord spake unto Moses and Aaron, Because ye believed me not, to sanctify me in the eyes of the children of Israel, therefore ye shall not bring this congregation into the land which I have given them.

Wouldn't it give you peace of mind to know that when God calls you home, whenever that may be, that at least your loved ones won't be facing financial hardship? I keep trying to catch up with you on Sundays after the church service to talk about prearranging your funeral, but whenever I see you, you either have to leave early or speak privately with one of the pastors. I hope I'll have better luck this Sunday after the Christmas service. Hope to see you then!

[Basilissa]

Have a very happy birthday, beloved Brother in Christ!

I know that what you really wanted for a birthday present was a paint job on your van, but between the two of us - no amount of paint can transform that atrocity into something resembling a decent vehicle.

Instead, please accept this humble proof of my sisterly love:

I was going to give you this one instead, but the person who was doing the letters screwed up a bit. You can have it, too, though:

[Faith_Machine]

Thank you, my dear friends, for your kind wishes. I'm sorry I have not responded sooner, as I have been, um, well, let's just say being temporarily locked up with all those colored people after the misunderstanding with the slave auction...

That experience took a toll on me.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Thank you, my dear friends, for your kind wishes. I'm sorry I have not responded sooner, as I have been, um, well, let's just say being temporarily locked up with all those colored people after the misunderstanding with the slave auction...

That experience took a toll on me.

It's all handled.
I am not going to lecture you, at least not here.

[Faith_Machine]

Why, whatever would you lecture me about? When you're locked up in close quarters with those kinds of people, you do what you have to, to survive.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Happy belated birthday Brother. I think of you every time I back up the hard drive on the spare computer I keep in my prayer closet. So far away, and yet so close in Jesus.

Wally