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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I rarely watch television, as I've said here before, with the exception of The Church Channel, Daystar, and TBN. However, there was a documentary about the wild horses of Assateague Island, Maryland - which I was thoroughly enjoying until I saw one of their sponsors: Zales Jewelers. Their commercial showed various people getting married and after several normal weddings between a male and female, two women were getting married - which is contrary to our precious Holy Bible.
Men: Do not think of shopping here for gifts. Women: Do NOT accept any gift from this store! Instead, take it back immediately and let them know you are returning it because of their blatant glorification of homer marriage. I prayed against Zales very fervently, so they should be out of business shortly anyway.
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Thank you for your efforts, BrotherLarry. Not only for pointing out such an egregious affront to God's Natural Order, but for leading the way to victory over such with your manly prayers.
You know that I hate to be pushy, as it is an entirely unseemly attitude for a True Christian™ Lady such as myself. (I am thinking of getting the term "Lady" properly registered as well, given the exemplary example that I provide to the world of such behavior.)
Still, it occurs to me that if people were given the impression that the gems peddled by Zales were obtained through the so-called "blood diamond" trade, then the vast network of Social Justice Warriors would take to posting and picketing and marching. In this manner, Satan's little snowflakes could be induced to handle the "heavy lifting" regarding the fulfillment of this particular prayer request. The thought of deceived, hell-bound sinners being used to bring down a business clearly in league with gay activists provides a particular glow of warm satisfaction, which is matched only by the warm glow of satisfaction that we, True Christians™ will enjoy when Jesus is roasting the large majority of the human race over an open fire.
Mind you, this is merely a suggestion. It would never occur to me to give a manly True Christian™ male such as yourself instruction of any kind. Indeed, if you were to begin a dental equine exam by sticking your arm elbow's length into the opposite end of a horse, I would simply accept that you knew what you were doing-- even if you
weren't a gnathologist whatchamacallit.
Humbly Yours,
Handmaiden