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08-30-2010, 01:18 AM
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Sorry Lisa but the lord you believe in is not the TRUTH you are following a false path, you do in fact worship a false idol, you are the one undermining his effort to find the correct path to God, the One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It may well be too late for you, I truly hope it is not, but Colin may yet have a chance to escape the indoctrination of your cult and feel the touch of His Noodly Appendage.
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Your FSM is a cult which I have proven to you many times. Alas the word falls on deaf ears. You are like the seed that lands on barren ground and does not grow. Colin has taken the first steps in becoming a Christian and seeking an eternal life in Heaven. All you want to do is keep him in the fiery pits of hell.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 01:32 AM
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If you are not a True Christian then your chances of understanding GOD increase greatly.
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Bible-passage, or it didn't happen.
Heavens-to-betsy, some people are just so deluded in their wishful opinions. Where in the Bible does it say that one can find GOD's Salvation through anything BUT the path of accepting CHRIST, and all that HIS WORD implies? I think you've been reading too many sheets of toilet paper (books that aren't the Bible/go against The Bible), and not enough of your 1611 K.J.V. BIBLE.
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08-30-2010, 12:23 PM
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Your FSM is a cult which I have proven to you many times. Alas the word falls on deaf ears. You are like the seed that lands on barren ground and does not grow. Colin has taken the first steps in becoming a Christian and seeking an eternal life in Heaven. All you want to do is keep him in the fiery pits of hell.
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You have never been able to prove anything to me Lisa, as your beliefs and your view of Heaven and Hell are all based on lies. I, on the other hand, know the Truth and will continue to share it with others.
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Bible-passage, or it didn't happen.
Heavens-to-betsy, some people are just so deluded in their wishful opinions. Where in the Bible does it say that one can find GOD's Salvation through anything BUT the path of accepting CHRIST, and all that HIS WORD implies? I think you've been reading too many sheets of toilet paper (books that aren't the Bible/go against The Bible), and not enough of your 1611 K.J.V. BIBLE.
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Your bible is as relevant as the "Wizard of Oz" and to restrict its readers to itself as the only source of divine inspiration is but one example of its inadequacies, God speaks to us through many channels as can been seen when you consult a real religious text.
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2:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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2:4 As the Flying Spaghetti Monster said through the Buddha, “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”
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3:5 The lessons of Mohandas Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Voltaire, Plato and Socrates are all lessons of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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08-30-2010, 12:33 PM
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You have never been able to prove anything to me Lisa, as your beliefs and your view of Heaven and Hell are all based on lies. I, on the other hand, know the Truth and will continue to share it with others.
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That's because you can only believe in something that you can eat and pleasures of the flesh.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 12:59 PM
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That's because you can only believe in something that you can eat and pleasures of the flesh.
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What an earth are you wittering on about now Lisa?
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08-30-2010, 01:04 PM
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What an earth are you wittering on about now Lisa?
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See, you have just proved me correct. You want Colin to lie around naked so you paster munchers can touch him with your noodles. Is this the life you want for Colin, to spend this life in turmoil and then spend eternity in hell.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 01:19 PM
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See, you have just proved me correct. You want Colin to lie around naked so you paster munchers can touch him with your noodles. Is this the life you want for Colin, to spend this life in turmoil and then spend eternity in hell.
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How is the weather on your planet Lisa?
You describe what YOU want for Colin, a life racked with guilt fuelled by the worry that he is not living up to the tenants of the KJV-CFT. What I offer to Colin is the TRUTH, a life not weighed down by the fear of a non-existent lake of eternal fire and an afterlife that is something to look forward to.
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08-30-2010, 01:28 PM
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How is the weather on your planet Lisa?
You describe what YOU want for Colin, a life racked with guilt fuelled by the worry that he is not living up to the tenants of the KJV-CFT. What I offer to Colin is the TRUTH, a life not weighed down by the fear of a non-existent lake of eternal fire and an afterlife that is something to look forward to.
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You really are not listening again. What is the first thing you see in the video. A naked man with some paster thing wanting to do sinful things with its noodle. Colin wants to break free from such perverted ways.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 01:40 PM
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You really are not listening again. What is the first thing you see in the video. A naked man with some paster thing wanting to do sinful things with its noodle. Colin wants to break free from such perverted ways.
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Again what is the weather like on your planet?
You have clearly not actually taken the time to view the video.
Opening of the video is
The first image in the video is
Any perversion in the image on the preview is solely a figment of your imagination, and tells us a lot about YOU Lisa and how sick YOUR mind is.
I see The Noodly Appendage of Our Lord reaching down to touch his Creation, you see something sexual where nothing sexual is present, do you undergo any treatment for your Sex Addiction Lisa?
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08-30-2010, 01:43 PM
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... do you undergo any treatment for your Sex Addiction Lisa?
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I'm working with her on that, but it's a private matter.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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08-30-2010, 01:49 PM
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I'm working with her on that, but it's a private matter.
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Yes I can understand that would be a personal matter, and I know that Lisa will be perfectly safe in your hands Zekie Boy (physically if not spiritually)
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08-30-2010, 01:53 PM
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Again what is the weather like on your planet?
You have clearly not actually taken the time to view the video.
Any perversion in the image on the preview is solely a figment of your imagination, and tells us a lot about YOU Lisa and how sick YOUR mind is.
I see The Noodly Appendage of Our Lord reaching down to touch his Creation, you see something sexual where nothing sexual is present, do you undergo any treatment for your Sex Addiction Lisa?
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Look Jo. I know you lust after me, but do not push your perversion on to me. I do not have any sex addiction, unlike you who wants to touch things with your noodle.
Now leave Colin alone so he can turn to the Lord.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 02:11 PM
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Look Jo. I know you lust after me, but do not push your perversion on to me. I do not have any sex addiction, unlike you who wants to touch things with your noodle.
Now leave Colin alone so he can turn to the Lord.
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Now Lisa I am shocked that you would accuse Zekie Boy of lying!
Yet again your mental state is projecting your condition on to the actions of others, I have no sexual interest in you what so ever Lisa.
As for Colin I am only showing him the way to Out Lord, I have no desire to touch him of anyone else here.
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08-30-2010, 02:18 PM
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Now Lisa I am shocked that you would accuse Zekie Boy of lying!
Yet again your mental state is projecting your condition on to the actions of others, I have no sexual interest in you what so ever Lisa.
As for Colin I am only showing him the way to Out Lord, I have no desire to touch him of anyone else here.
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Look Jo stop with you silly insults just because you are in turmoil with becoming a Christian. You do not have to confuse Colin in becoming a Christian just because you are unable to take the step.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 02:30 PM
I'll be happy to pray for you but...Lady Lisa only tought me praying,not praying for the others...I'm reading the Holy Bible (from cover to cover) and I believe that when I will finish it,I will pray you as I've been tought
meanwhile,praise God
you made the right decision,God will be pleased and if you work hard,you'll find the way to heaven
Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you - Proverbs 1,23
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08-30-2010, 02:43 PM
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Look Jo stop with you silly insults just because you are in turmoil with becoming a Christian. You do not have to confuse Colin in becoming a Christian just because you are unable to take the step.
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I am not the one in turmoil, I am not the one battling with an addiction.
I have no wish to step off the path of truth onto the rocky road that you are trying to lead Colin down, a road that will lead to pain and misery.
As you made it perfectly clear that you had not taken the time to watch the video, here is what it said.
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I say my prayers. And I know He hears them.
I ask for guidance. And I feel His direction.
I read His Word. And I gain wisdom.
I spread His message. And I feel Him speaking through me.
I get hurt. And He comforts me.
I get confused. And He makes everything right again.
I cannot see Him with my eyes.
I cannot hear Him with my ears.
I cannot touch Him with my hands.
I cannot prove Him to you. But I know He ís real.
I know He loves me. And I know He can do anything.
He is and always will be my father. My friend. My partner. My creator. My God.
And I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I have no need of your fairy tale christianity as I have God.
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08-30-2010, 02:51 PM
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I am not the one in turmoil, I am not the one battling with an addiction.
I have no wish to step off the path of truth onto the rocky road that you are trying to lead Colin down, a road that will lead to pain and misery.
As you made it perfectly clear that you had not taken the time to watch the video, here is what it said.
I have no need of your fairy tale christianity as I have God.
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Just stop with your nonsense and let Colin believe in the Lord.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 03:08 PM
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Just stop with your nonsense and let Colin believe in the Lord.
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I am helping Colin find his way to The Lord, The Lord Noodle, our Creator and the True God.
But ultimately it is up-to Colin
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If you had any faith in your version of "god" you would not be so defensive when I post, but you clearly have you doubts even if they are only in your subconscious at the moment.
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08-30-2010, 03:12 PM
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I am helping Colin find his way to The Lord, The Lord Noodle, our Creator and the True God.
But ultimately it is up-to Colin
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If you had any faith in your version of "god" you would not be so defensive when I post, but you clearly have you doubts even if they are only in your subconscious at the moment.
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As I have said many times, I do not have any doubts. God is the one True God, all others are just false idols and come from Satan. Colin is seeking salvation.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 03:23 PM
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As I have said many times, I do not have any doubts. God is the one True God, all others are just false idols and come from Satan. Colin is seeking salvation.
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Well I sort of agree, God is the one True God, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
As for false idols coming from Satan, well as Satan is a mythical character from a collection of fairy tales he can not have made anything.
I am just putting the word out..
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4:6 Ultimately, all you can do, and indeed all you should do, is put the word out there, accept any who join you, and love any who hate you.
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