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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 04:33 AM

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I am not here to start arguments or anything of the sort. All I want to say is that this site is absolutely disgusting. I am not against god or for god, but this is not about him, it is about the people that are a part of this heinous community. First off you call people that don't believe in god "unsaved trash" which is not nice at all and makes you seem elitist. As well as promoting wife beating. I did see some things about how you have had trolls and people that came to flame about your beliefs. I just want to know if this site is legitimate. Again I am not here to bash god or hate on Jesus or anything like that. I came here because of a really old post about a game buy the developer Gabe Newell and about how you shouldn't let your children play TF2 (or Team Fortress 2) and how many responses it had. I did get through a few pages of the thread and looking at many of the poster's "awards" like ex-masturbator or "punching the most queers" and true christian (some are absolutely appalling) and I just couldn't tell if this site was just bait. Please don't take this in the wrong way, I am not here about religion as much as I am here about the morals of this site. On the subject of emojis some are outright offensive like but not limited to: and . Now also for a bunch of people that have homosexuality against their religion its weird that you have an emoji of this . Now I don't want to get but I just want someone to shed some light on these matters.
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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 04:46 AM

Greetings Chronic. I welcome you to this website. I have extended a request for your friendship and I hope you will accept it. I am a foreigner here on this site and in America. I have come to Babylon to pursue my studies to become a politician. I am very active in politics here in Babylon and I am a registered voter. You have made a few unfortunate mistakes in your relations with these white people. I would urge you to reconsider some of the cruel things you have said and try to get along with these Baptists if you are planning on coming to their site. I myself am not Baptist but I have learned very much about the day to day behavior of normal white people from my study of them here. I hope you are not banned and sent to the white peoples hell.


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VictoryOS What will you do if I do question you? Are you threatening me? And no I am not a lady but you should act like one. And Elmer and Trevor, you two are very nice and I don't want to bring you into this but thank you for your concern and wanting to help.
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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 05:18 AM

VictoryOS I never said I was a girl in the firstplace. And what do you mean by homosexual privilege? Why do I even bother to ask these questions you are just going to respond by giving me more infractions.
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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to introduce myself - 02-14-2016, 05:47 AM

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Aaaaaaand they called it underage porn... yaaaay. Also all of your responses didn't get at what I was really wanting answers for just the minor stuff that I talked about. Ok if you call that whining I can see why you infracted them (although why you called it underage porn is beyond me). And fine Ill introduce myself. I live in the USA I am currently not going to a church and don't have a favorite bible verse (as a few of you pointed out that I haven't read it or even the right one for that matter) Now that I got that down can someone answer at least one of the major questions that I asked about. I may have said that I didn't want to start an argument I saw it coming and might I add that I am amazed at how many replies I got in such short time. I was expecting to have to wait till tomorrow and check my email for a reply, bravo.
This is not a debate forum, and we are not even slightly interested in your unsaved opinions. Any further attempt to incite debates on this godly forum will result in your immediate banishment.

Also, if you are incapable of posting an actual introduction, then please feel free to bugger off. Your actual name, your actual age, your specific location, and your religious background. Even if you are a hellbound atheist demon worshiper today, I am certain that your parents once took you to church.

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 04:17 PM

Alright, my name is Brandy Davidson. I am currently 20 years old. I live in Maine. The only thing that is really related to religion in my life is when I went to watch my brother get baptized. There, also If you weren't interested at all then someone would have either deleted my account, this thread, or banished me already. While I do not worship demons and since my original questions aren't going to be answered anytime soon, I would like to know what about my posts included "demanding homosexual privilege" when nothing about what I was saying was in any way related to being homosexual. The only things that were mentioned was that I was not female.
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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 04:24 PM

I'm sorry dear, but I've lost sight of your original questions. If you would like to repeat them, we will be more than happy to provide a correct, Bible-based answer for each one. Unless they're Gotcha! questions because we're not interested in playing mind checkers with you. Our King has already been Crowned.


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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 04:31 PM

By now I just want to know why you called it "demanding homosexual special privilege" I'm going to be really busy soon so I won't have time to do much more so this might be my last post on here (unless you are quick in response)(some of you will probably be relived).
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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 04:44 PM

Sorry VictoryOS I meant relieved as in having relief when I'm gone
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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 04:48 PM

I see. I'll put in a request to have the infraction reversed and ultimately removed from your permanent record.

Friend, why don't you stay and chat with us? What can we do to help you get on the Path of Righteousness?


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All I'm saying is that this site could be a little more professional.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.





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You do not hear Jesus crying about being nailed to a cross by a bunch of hook nosed lying bastard joos and then being given sub-standard accommodation in a cave for three days.
How about being denied a room at the inn?
Snapp out of it and get right with Jesus.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Alright, my name is Brandy Davidson. I am currently 20 years old. I live in Maine... The only things that were mentioned was that I was not female.

Greetings Brandy. I am suffering from confusion. It is my overstanding that Brandy is a womans name but you say you are not female. Is it true that you are a man named Brandy?


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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 06:47 PM

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Greetings Brandy. I am suffering from confusion. It is my overstanding that Brandy is a womans name but you say you are not female. Is it true that you are a man named Brandy?
Sorry its meant to be Brady. And James Hutchins, I know, if you would have read before you would have see that I have been told that already.
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Sorry its meant to be Brady. And James Hutchins, I know, if you would have read before you would have see that I have been told that already.
Of course Brother JH is aware of that fact, dear. You should thank him for being so nice and pointing it out to you again - since you seem to have missed/ignored it previously.

I will pray for you, Mr Brandy-Brady.
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Default Re: Hello, I'd like to make an ass of myself - 02-14-2016, 06:58 PM

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Alright, my name is Brandy Davidson. I am currently 20 years old. I live in Maine. The only thing that is really related to religion in my life is when I went to watch my brother get baptized. There, also If you weren't interested at all then someone would have either deleted my account, this thread, or banished me already. While I do not worship demons and since my original questions aren't going to be answered anytime soon, I would like to know what about my posts included "demanding homosexual privilege" when nothing about what I was saying was in any way related to being homosexual. The only things that were mentioned was that I was not female.
I answered your original questions.




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Of course Brother JH is aware of that fact, dear. You should thank him for being so nice and pointing it out to you again - since you seem to have missed/ignored it previously.

I will pray for you, Mr Brandy-Brady.
While I wouldn't use the word "nice" but it's not a debate about Jesus or Christianity it is about my previous infractions. I also wouldn't call it a debate for it is just that I wanted to know the reason for a couple of them since the reasoning wasn't clear enough. Also it's just Brady
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Mr. Brady is another of the godless, Bernie Sanders loving, Yankee atheists who seem to have so little trouble finding their way here to vex Christians.


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Sorry its meant to be Brady. And James Hutchins, I know, if you would have read before you would have see that I have been told that already.
Yet you failed to comprehend it. See, that is a common trait among people like you. A Christian needs to be told just once to toe the line to True Salvation™ and knows the consequences of failure to heed the loving warnings.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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Yet you failed to comprehend it. See, that is a common trait among people like you. A Christian needs to be told just once to toe the line to True Salvation™ and knows the consequences of failure to heed the loving warnings.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
I am not mocking your mission. Right now its just about the infractions where most of what I said at the beginning is no longer part of this.
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