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Watermelon Just another one of...... What do you call a Christian that is black, plays video games, and prays? - 01-19-2016, 02:37 AM
Hello, I go by the name "I need to learn more", and if you can tell by my name I am interested to learn more about Christian views, morals and the like. I've been to two churches, First Mount Zion baptist in Dumfries, Virginia and Brownsville Community Church Of God in Summerville, South Carolina. I've been reading a bunch of stuff on the fourms about how Video Games and Anime are "Evil" and how Minecraft is teaching kids that "Mutation is good" and "Farming is good".I am conflicted, and that's why I'm here. There are a BUNCH oc people at both of the churches I go to ( I go to South Carolina for the summer ) that things like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, and even Minecraft are harmless, so I wanted another voice to ring in on these things, and to see if it can be backed up. Now I leave you with my fave bible verse, Romans 5:8 from the KJB, "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." God bless.
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Default Re: Just another one of...... What do you call a Christian that is black, plays video games, and prays? - 01-19-2016, 03:10 AM
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...I am interested to learn more about Christian views, morals and the like...
So read the Bible, already.

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...There are a BUNCH oc people at both of the churches I go to ( I go to South Carolina for the summer ) that things like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, and even Minecraft are harmless...
So read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum, already.

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...Romans 5:8 from the KJB, "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."...
Yes, but who was Paul talking to? Hint: it's not everyone.

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Default Re: Just another one of...... What do you call a Christian that is black, plays video games, and prays? - 01-19-2016, 03:23 AM
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So read the Bible, already.

So read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum, already.

Yes, but who was Paul talking to? Hint: it's not everyone.
Says the the Atheist telling a Christian to read the Bible. I'm in the process of doing that as we speak, and I'd love to see the modern churches views, and if it conflicts with the bible.
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Default Re: Just another one of...... What do you call a Christian that is black, plays video games, and prays? - 01-19-2016, 03:58 AM
Greetings Brother! There are very few Black men who participate on this web site for Christians. I am a Black man and I have been a participant for some time in order to further my knowledge of the white man. I am a Christian but not a Baptist. These Christians here are Baptists and mostly white people though they have recently found a Vietnamese girl in Texas who comes here to argue with them.

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Love Jesus Re: Just another one of...... What do you call a Christian that is black, plays video games, and prays? - 01-19-2016, 04:07 AM
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Says the the Atheist telling a Christian to read the Bible.
You see, Mr. Much knows the Bible very well (which is why we allow him to post here). It saddens me profoundly that despite his knowledge of the Bible, Mr. Didymus hasn't converted (yet), but I keep him in my daily prayers!

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I'm in the process of doing that as we speak,
Then you are not Christian yet. How could you follow all of the commandments of the Holy Bible if you haven't read it yet?!

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and I'd love to see the modern churches views, and if it conflicts with the bible.
Huh? Well, dear, you will find that the views of our church do not conflict at all with the Holy Bible, to the contrary, we follow it 100%.

God created fossils to test our faith.

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Default Re: Just another one of...... What do you call a Christian that is black, plays video games, and prays? - 01-19-2016, 04:12 AM
I ment to say I'm in the process of reading it again, I'm sleepy from doing school homework, also thank you for the kind words Mr. Fari.
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Says the the Atheist telling a Christian to read the Bible...
The True Christians™ love it when I tell people to read the Bible. What is your problem with that?

Don't capitalize atheist (unless it's the first word in a sentence, or part of a group's name, such as American Atheists), it's not a proper noun.

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...I'm in the process of doing that as we speak, and I'd love to see the modern churches views, and if it conflicts with the bible.
Never mind what any other church says or does, because that has nothing to do with Landover or the True Christians™. And yes, these people do obey every last word in the Bible.

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Hello, I go by the name "I need to learn more", and if you can tell by my name I am interested to learn more about Christian views, morals and the like. I've been to two churches, First Mount Zion baptist in Dumfries, Virginia and Brownsville Community Church Of God in Summerville, South Carolina. I've been reading a bunch of stuff on the fourms about how Video Games and Anime are "Evil" and how Minecraft is teaching kids that "Mutation is good" and "Farming is good".I am conflicted, and that's why I'm here. There are a BUNCH oc people at both of the churches I go to ( I go to South Carolina for the summer ) that things like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, and even Minecraft are harmless, so I wanted another voice to ring in on these things, and to see if it can be backed up. Now I leave you with my fave bible verse, Romans 5:8 from the KJB, "But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." God bless.
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Please give us your proper Christian name, your age, your gender, and your home town. Please share with us your walk with Jesus. That's what an introduction is.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Just another one of...... What do you call a Christian that is black, plays video games, and prays? - 01-19-2016, 10:24 PM
As an unsaved bag of garbage, I can't offer much but to answer the question you asked in the Topic Title. I would define you as.... "Spiritually Crippled". This of course means you are going to Hell. As a Gamertard like myself, I can tell you that you are going to hell. AS has been proven by these goodly folk time and time again, videogames are the tools of Satan.
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Default Re: Just another one of...... What do you call a Christian that is black, plays video games, and prays? - 01-27-2016, 09:47 AM
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