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Cool Hello! Is this where the fun starts? - 01-23-2016, 09:04 PM

Hello, my name is Kamryn. I don't go to church, I don't have a favorite verse (although that Revelations book is a hoot!), and I don't subscribe to that whole "gender binary"/"typical gender roles" thing. (aka: I believe that women and men are equal and that my chromosomes and my genitals don't define my gender.)


What brought me here? Google. (You'll probably say "Jesus" and that I should "repent and pray for forgiveness" or other things like that, and if thinking that makes you all feel better, then go right ahead... wouldn't be the first time I've been preached at.)


Why did I register? Boredom mainly. Had nothing else to do at the moment. No guarantee that I'll come back here after today, so whatever y’all wanna call me or say to me is cool.
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Default Re: Hello! Is this where the fun starts? - 01-23-2016, 09:40 PM

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I don't subscribe to that whole "gender binary"/"typical gender roles" thing. (aka: I believe that women and men are equal and that my chromosomes and my genitals don't define my gender.)
Well since we get to make things up now, I don't subscribe to that whole supporting sex change operations and infanticide with my tax dollars thing. From now on, every time I pay my taxes, I'm deducting the percentage that goes to the government paying for sickos to have sex changes and abortions. See how that works?

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Default Re: Hello! Is this where the fun starts? - 01-23-2016, 10:05 PM

The Good Lord certainly did assign you a gender, young lady. You had better learn to cook a proper pot roast and keep a clean house while you're still living with your folks or you will never find a suitable Husband. Otherwise you'll find yourself middle aged, single, and living alone in a house full of cats. You won't think you're so clever then.


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Default Re: Hello! Is this where the fun starts? - 01-23-2016, 11:07 PM

Hello Kamryn D.

You say that you do not subscribe to the whole gender binary thing but then you say that you believe men and women are created equal that is a binary thing maybe it was a Freudian slip he was a Jew.


Thank you.


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