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ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-24-2014, 04:32 AM
http://touch.orlandosentinel.com/#se.../p2p-81141820/
ALERT True Christians do Not Take The ice Bucket Challenge!
1) The ice bucket challenge funds the killing of children!
2) It may cancel out your Baptism!
I don't have any scriptural evidence that dumping ice water on your head will wash away your Holy Baptism, but do you really want to take that chance? I won't even shower without a Pastor Zeke blessed shower head ($609.99, reblessings only $59.99 monthly) let alone perform a jewtheist ritual promoted by FacePage Zuckerberg!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Descended from Rapes
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-24-2014, 05:58 AM
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2014...on-ice-bucket/
Look at these harlots! They can't wait to get knocked up so they can abort their babies!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-24-2014, 06:20 AM
What offends me most about this likely Satanic ritual is that it is being used to raise money for irreligious reasons. That money should be going to local churches so that they might assemble church elders to pray over the sick. Instead it is going to sickular disease research so the atheists can sneer at God and the Healing Power of Prayer.
http://tbo.com/news/breaking-news/al...awed-20140822/
James 5:14 Is any sicke among you? let him call for the Elders of the Church, and let them pray ouer him, anointing him with oyle in the Name of the Lord:
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-24-2014, 07:51 AM
This is yet another example of how science is in league with Satan. I'm sorry, but any half-way intelligent man knows that shocking his family jewels with ice cold water will irreparably damage his seed. That's the cue for whores to jump out of the woodworks to have sex without any expectation of responsibility. You will notice this is such a popular phenomenon on the facebook, which was created primarily for sexual "hook-ups." Making men shoot blanks just speeds that sex movement along all that much quicker.
It's evil. From beginning to end.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-24-2014, 10:18 AM
I think ALS is a lifestyle choice! There are times I would like to lay in bed all day and shake, but I have a job!
You know who had ALS? Woody Guthrie! A pot smoking, transgender, pervert, communist!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-24-2014, 11:24 AM
God is surely punishing those involved. He even has a sense of humor by killing him in Nantucket.
http://online.wsj.com/articles/frien...000-1408626819
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-24-2014, 09:28 PM
I'm pretty sure ALS is caused by demons.
Dumping ice on them won't cast them out. It will only anger them.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-25-2014, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
I think ALS is a lifestyle choice! There are times I would like to lay in bed all day and shake, but I have a job!
You know who had ALS? Woody Guthrie! A pot smoking, transgender, pervert, communist!
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ALS has to be a lifestyle choice. You see families where the older member is liberal and has ALS, the children choose to be liberal and have the same disease.
Everyone has the choice to be Christian and Republican.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-25-2014, 01:25 PM
I do once every day, what these "eco hippies" do once in their pointless lives. It's called taking a bath. Warm water is for gays and girls.
Amazing how for these people getting clean is a special event. Newt Gingrich was right when he said all these hippies should get a bath and a job. I am sure Newt imagined it in a different way though.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-25-2014, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Making men shoot blanks just speeds that sex movement along all that much quicker.
It's evil. From beginning to end.
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No doubt this is yet another attempt by Lesbeans to garner more recruits for their filty Jihad against Christianity .
If they can lower the sperm count in males there will be no reason for them to not chose to gay and soon we will have and army of muscle bound dykes using their strong arm tactics to persecute decent Christian women into having abortions or tricking decent Christian males into raping them.
What is it with women these days?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-25-2014, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
No doubt this is yet another attempt by Lesbeans to garner more recruits for their filty Jihad against Christianity .
If they can lower the sperm count in males there will be no reason for them to not chose to gay and soon we will have and army of muscle bound dykes using their strong arm tactics to persecute decent Christian women into having abortions or tricking decent Christian males into raping them.
What is it with women these days?
YIC
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I don't know, doctor. It's getting so embarrassing to even BE a woman in this nation any more.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-25-2014, 05:17 PM
I'd like to add that there is absolutely no Biblical basis for this treatment.
Ice per se is mentioned in the Holy Word of God only thrice. Let us examine these verses in detail:
Job 6:16 Which are blackish by reason of the ice, and wherein the snow is hid:
This is about brooks and the passing of mortals. I suppose you could be reminded of the Fate of men via a bucketful of water but the connection requires extensive interpretation. Fluffy bunny stuff. Not Christian.
Job 38:29 Out of whose womb came the ice? and the hoary frost of heaven, who hath gendered it?
This is about awe in Creation. Thus, ice definitely does not come out of a bucket. This indicates that the practise is heresy.
Psalm 147:17 He casteth forth his ice like morsels: who can stand before his cold?
This tells about God as the origin of natural phenomena and wonders. Again, a bucket is not the origin. To engange in this activity is Blasphemy!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-26-2014, 01:55 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-26-2014, 04:09 AM
Friends, I am pleased to announce that I have taken this Satanic ritual and made it pure and good. I sat up my Revival dressing room tent outside a mall that sees considerable teen traffic, and offered the Challenge to passing kids. What they didn't know at the time was that I was baptizing each challenge taker. I managed to perform 63 baptisms this way before the mall cops ran me off. I'll be setting up at another mall tomorrow.
God truly works in mysterious ways! Who would have thought that a decadent fad could turn into an opportunity to baptize heathens?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-26-2014, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
This is yet another example of how science is in league with Satan. I'm sorry, but any half-way intelligent man knows that shocking his family jewels with ice cold water will irreparably damage his seed. That's the cue for whores to jump out of the woodworks to have sex without any expectation of responsibility. You will notice this is such a popular phenomenon on the facebook, which was created primarily for sexual "hook-ups." Making men shoot blanks just speeds that sex movement along all that much quicker.
It's evil. From beginning to end.
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Are you saying that Facebook was created just so people can have wanton free sexual hookups?
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-26-2014, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Phalanx
Are you saying that Facebook was created just so people can have wanton free sexual hookups?
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Please leave your wanton filth at the door before entering our most Godly of Forums.
Facebook was invented by the jooz so that they could steal all of your personal details and secretly take photographs of you when you least expect it.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
04-11-2015, 06:51 PM
You people must be a special breed of stupid hm?
First of all, ALS is not a choice, its a muscle disease that makes you lose control of your motor function very slowly by destroying the muscles. It doesn't stop unl you can't do anything for yourself and die
The allege is to make you feel what its like to have it, youre immobilized by how cold the water is, and you're supposed to donate money afterwards for research
It doesn't undo baptisms and its not satanist work, it helping people who can't help themselves anymore
God hates all of you for what you've said here
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY! --ADMIN
for example:
Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you. - Hebrews 13:17
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
04-11-2015, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by mcl125
...God hates all of you for what you've said here
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Ok, someone who's haranguing people for posting stuff without proof, BRING YOURS OR STFU.
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
04-11-2015, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
http://touch.orlandosentinel.com/#se.../p2p-81141820/
ALERT True Christians do Not Take The ice Bucket Challenge!
1) The ice bucket challenge funds the killing of children!
2) It may cancel out your Baptism!
I don't have any scriptural evidence that dumping ice water on your head will wash away your Holy Baptism, but do you really want to take that chance? I won't even shower without a Pastor Zeke blessed shower head ($609.99, reblessings only $59.99 monthly) let alone perform a jewtheist ritual promoted by FacePage Zuckerberg!
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May the words of this wise man be blessed by the LORD!! One does not need a higher sense of perception to see that, worldly "fads", like the ice bucket challenge, is satanic/demon orientated and needs to be stopped immediately!
Prayer is the only answer!
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Re: ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL SEND YOU TO HELL! -
08-14-2015, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
I think ALS is a lifestyle choice! There are times I would like to lay in bed all day and shake, but I have a job!
You know who had ALS? Woody Guthrie! A pot smoking, transgender, pervert, communist!
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So...you had a lot in common with him comrade?
P.S. That's Country Joe McDonald in the pic, not Woody Guthrie. A couple of fine Americans and divine human beings, I must say. You have good taste!
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