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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-29-2017, 01:31 AM

What did I just read?This is terrible, I hope you are all trolling.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-29-2017, 01:37 AM

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What did I just read?...
What are we, psychic?


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What are you referring to? Christianity? The Bible? A mirror you just saw?



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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 08-29-2017, 02:06 AM

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What did I just read?This is terrible, I hope you are all trolling.
We are NOT here simply for our own amusement, I can tell you that.


Our purpose is to get the word out about the Bible. There are literally millions if not billions of people in the world who have not fully confronted its message.


We seek to change that. No troll about it.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 09-18-2017, 11:51 AM

You believe we have a choice of which hand we write with? Are you retarded?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 09-18-2017, 06:05 PM

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You believe we have a choice of which hand we write with? Are you retarded?
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Jesus Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 09-25-2017, 10:53 AM

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You believe we have a choice of which hand we write with? Are you retarded?

God gave us free will, thereby choices. You use your left-hand? You've made a choice. Lie with men? A choice. Engage in sodomite activity and give a reach-around with your left hand? A choice! And many choices are tricks by Satan to lure you to Hell.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 10-16-2017, 05:28 PM

Judges 20.16 (LH Benjamites)

Among all this people there were seven hundred chosen men lefthanded; every one could sling stones at an hair breadth, and not miss.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 10-17-2017, 12:43 AM

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Judges 20.16 (LH Benjamites)

Among all this people there were seven hundred chosen men lefthanded; every one could sling stones at an hair breadth, and not miss.
Are you one of those 700?


If not, then this does not apply to you. Change your hand inmediatly or go to Hell.


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