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Question Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 09:44 AM

my name is Daniele (Daniel) I am a 32 man living in Switzerland. i would kindly ask you for some advice on marriage. 6 month ago i met a good girl, 24 years old. I love her and I'd like to marry her soon. In the meanwhile, I want to do my best to make my marriage solid.

She lost her mum in childhood, and her dad did not take too much care of her education. she is sweet and polite, not disprespectuful but she still does many things autonoumusly by her own will, so her submission should be empowered.
how can I make my foretocome wife to be sufficiently submissive?
Arte there exercises, or methods to do so?

She is very motivated to follow me. We agreed that it is proper for me to spank her for mishbehaviour. But I am novice of relations with women.
May I ask your kind and truly christian advice/experience?
  • How can I handle it properly?
  • waht is your opinion on preemptive spanking?
  • is it sueful? if yes, how often?
I have my belt, a big brush, a iron spatula and a thich wooden spoon. I have my hand, of course. And I am a tall and strong guy.
  • how can I properly use these tools for correction?
  • how many strike for a preemptive spanking?
  • how many for correcting a minor offence?
  • how many for a major one?
  • shall I use just one implement for the whole correction, oralternate more than one?

I want it to be painful, but without causing bruises or long term harm/damage.

thank you in advance.
Dan
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 09:59 AM

Generally speaking, you want her to come to you. The whole making her bend over your knee and making her buns all pink adds a bit of humility to the mix. Doing it in front of a few guests for overcooking the steaks might land you in jail or lead to a whole new world of possibilities in wife spanking.

You might swap wives and spank another man's wife while he spanks your bride. At that point, it's probably a good thing that you have met a couple that are so into wife discipline. You might want to go the Chili's afterward to discuss future wife spankings.

I would even put an ad in the local news to recruit new people into the cold hard Christian discipline of wives.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 10:08 AM

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  • waht is your opinion on preemptive spanking?
I have no real opinions of my own. All of my thoughts are derived from the KJV Bible.

Preemptive spanking is the prescribed Biblical method of correction.
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14



But you inquired about wives specifically.



In Ephesians, the nature of a husband/wife relationship is elucidated:


Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


So we see that the proper attitude of a man towards his wife should be the same as God's attitude toward His creation. Let us look to the Book of Job for an example.



First, what sort of man was Job?

Job 1:1

1There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil.



How then did God reward Job's perfection?


16While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The fire of God is fallen from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee. 17While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
18While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
19And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
20Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,


So, as you see, if you reward your wife's good behavior by slaughtering her family, she should fall to the ground and worship at your feet.



Unfortunately, secular law stands in our way of slaughtering our wives' families, and we must, as Christians, obey secular law. But we can vote for Christians with the hope that someday the law of man will come into compliance with God's law.

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how can I properly use these tools for correction?
how many strike for a preemptive spanking?
how many for correcting a minor offence?
how many for a major one?
shall I use just one implement for the whole correction, oralternate more than one?
The Biblically prescribed tool is the Rod of Correction. There are no specific instructions as to how this rod should be designed, and so there are many choices which can be made. I have an assortment of rods, constituted of various woods and metals, which I apply according to which seems more effective for various situations, and according to my intuition. It may vary from wife to wife, which material is best.
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I want it to be painful, but without causing bruises or long term harm/damage.
This is probably best. Perhaps you are a natural.

Again, do not be afraid to experiment and use your intuition. Every man has his own style. You should begin developing yours on your wedding night, after you inseminate her. That way, you can beat her and her unborn child simultaneously, from the moment of conception. This will diminish the suffering of Jesus hanging on the cross, praise His Holy Name.


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 10:17 AM

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my name is Daniele (Daniel) I am a 32 man living in Switzerland..
See! Switzerland and Sweden are the same thing. We weren't making the other name for it up.



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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 03:09 PM

Try hitting her.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 04:09 PM

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You might swap wives and spank another man's wife while he spanks your bride. At that point, it's probably a good thing that you have met a couple that are so into wife discipline.

Dear Pastor Sampson,
I do thank you for your kind reply. I would respectfully express my concern on your proposal. The point is that I would not like another man than me to touch my forecoming wife's bottom, neither for correction.
She is a very beautiful woman. Better to avoid to another man to get too close to her.
More or less for the same reasons, I would not find myself comfortable in touching another woman's - that is not my wife - bottom.
I do think I have to find the way by myself, with God's help, and some good christian's advice.

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I would even put an ad in the local news to recruit new people into the cold hard Christian discipline of wives.
Unfortunately it's hardly applicable here. CDD is not popular in my country. it is somehow discouraged. That is why I am not able to ask to anybody amond my acquiatances.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 04:17 PM

My own rule is if you spare the rod, you are sparing the love. My love knows no bounds.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 04:23 PM

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I have no real opinions of my own. All of my thoughts are derived from the KJV Bible.

Preemptive spanking is the prescribed Biblical method of correction.

The Biblically prescribed tool is the Rod of Correction. There are no specific instructions as to how this rod should be designed, and so there are many choices which can be made.
Again, do not be afraid to experiment and use your intuition. Every man has his own style. .
thank you very much Billy Bob

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You should begin developing yours on your wedding night, after you inseminate her. That way, you can beat her and her unborn child simultaneously, from the moment of conception. This will diminish the suffering of Jesus hanging on the cross, praise His Holy Name.
So you advice me not to start before marriage? I was wondering to introduce CDD as soon as possible.
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thank you very much Billy Bob


So you advice me not to start before marriage? I was wondering to introduce CDD as soon as possible.
Definitely not. It is her father's responsibility to beat her until the marriage is official. You should look at this as a positive thing, because you should draw from his time tested, individualized beating style when deciding how to properly beat her yourself. Remember, he has been beating her for years, or should have. He knows what works best for her and what doesn't. Don't be afraid to ask him questions. You can't patent a beating.

Also, never let a woman hold money. They're liable to go crazy.


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-28-2011, 06:10 PM

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As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?

People like you make me ashamed of my religion. No woman should take a beating from a man, and any man who beats their wife should be lynched.
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People like you make me ashamed of my religion. No woman should take a beating from a man, and any man who beats their wife should be lynched.
God says that man should treat his wife as though he was God and she was his creation. That means men can treat their wives like God did Job, i.e. torture them to impress Satan.

Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


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People like you make me ashamed of my religion. No woman should take a beating from a man, and any man who beats their wife should be lynched.
That's your problem, not ours. Who gave you the right to question God?



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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-18-2012, 07:01 PM

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People like you make me ashamed of my religion. No woman should take a beating from a man, and any man who beats their wife should be lynched.
It's sad to me how many men have been taught to be effeminate. True Christian™ women don't want limp-wristed men who are afraid to take a stand for righteousness.



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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-18-2012, 07:12 PM

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People like you make me ashamed of my religion. No woman should take a beating from a man, and any man who beats their wife should be lynched.
Is your forum username a trick on the name "scarface"?
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 03-30-2013, 09:49 PM

she lost her collar..Dominates don't like it when their subs remove their collars w/out permission. If she did have permission..losing it was also something Dominates don't take to kindly to..however..if she did remove it w/out his permission or at least knowledge. And lost it as well?..oh yeah she has good reason to be scared..a mere spankimg is not going to do it for her man..she's got some major discipline coming and she knows it..
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 03-30-2013, 10:09 PM

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As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?
Ephesians 5:22-24 Genesis 3:16 Proverbs 13:24. Be glad your husband loves you enough to beat you! I also wear neck jewellery like you describe, and if I lost it my husband would probably whip my backside until I bled. Just know that your husband does it out of love.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 03-30-2013, 10:19 PM

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she lost her collar..Dominates don't like it when their subs remove their collars w/out permission. If she did have permission..losing it was also something Dominates don't take to kindly to..however..if she did remove it w/out his permission or at least knowledge. And lost it as well?..oh yeah she has good reason to be scared..a mere spankimg is not going to do it for her man..she's got some major discipline coming and she knows it..
I don't get any sick twisted pleasure out of punishing my wife, my children nor my dogs. I punish them so that they will be more obedient.

Enjoying punishment from either side is just sick. You should be locked up and the key thrown away.


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 03-31-2013, 03:37 AM

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I don't get any sick twisted pleasure out of punishing my wife, my children nor my dogs. I punish them so that they will be more obedient.

Enjoying punishment from either side is just sick. You should be locked up and the key thrown away.
I don't remember using any names in particular, must be your guilty conscience getting the best of you, oh, and if you're punishing your family for minor infractions such as, let's say, burning a pie? Well then, yeah, you're getting some kind of sick pleasure out of it, but I didn't accuse anyone of that in this particular post, and not you personally in any post, and you have protested in all your posts to me personally, so; I do believe the man protests way to much, causes me to wonder whom he's trying to convince, me? or himself?


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 03-31-2013, 03:50 AM

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I don't remember using any names in particular,
No, you're just telling stories from either your sick twisted world, or your sick twisted fantasies, either way they're sick, twisted and you should be locked up and loaded up with chlorpromazine.

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must be your guilty conscience getting the best of you, oh, and if you're punishing your family for minor infractions such as, let's say, burning a pie?Well then, yeah, you're getting some kind of sick pleasure out of it,
Oh, so you can read minds now can you? My wife knows how to cook, she knows how to make a pie, if she burns a pie she's obviously busy off doing something she shouldn't.

Let me guess, when I smack my dog for pissing on the carpet, I get a sick pleasure out of that as well? You really are projecting a lot onto us True Christians™ aren't you.

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but I didn't accuse anyone of that in this particular post, and not you personally in any post, and you have protested in all your posts to me personally, so; I do believe the man protests way to much, causes me to wonder whom he's trying to convince, me? or himself?
Oh, it's you again.

Isn't this your third account now BillieJean? Or is it TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel? Aren't you supposed to be down in quarantine?


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 06-28-2013, 03:48 PM

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I don't remember using any names in particular, must be your guilty conscience getting the best of you, oh, and if you're punishing your family for minor infractions such as, let's say, burning a pie?

But it is not a minor infraction at all!

Proverbs 31
15 She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens

My husband always disciplines me when I am so stupid to burn food, or I am not able to have a meal ready for the family!
Two days ago I burned his toast for breakfast, and he gave me 200 lashes with his belt. I did deserve it! A good Christian wife would never leave her husband without a good toasted piece of bread to spread some butter on!
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