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Default QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 02:52 PM

As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 02:55 PM

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As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?
Don't worry.
Just receive whatever punishment he sees fit to give you and take it like any good Christian Woman would.
Don't forget to say "Thank You Sir" afterward



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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 06:53 PM

you can only punish a person when they have done something wrong. You have merely accidently lost a piece of jewellery, which deserves no punshiment whatsoever and Allah is on your side. Your violent husband will get his punishment after death where he will burn in the flames of hell, and you will be raised to the heavens of Allah and be made a queen for enduring a torrid time and coping with it on earth. Now if you feel you cannot cope with such cruelty by the man then i can get you with a lovely muslim gentleman.

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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 06:58 PM

This is not an Arab camel market. Get you head out of the gutter, boy.


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 07:51 PM

I see your heretical ways cloud your ability to understand English. Allow me to clarify my stance on the topic by "Pulling A Danish"...



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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-03-2009, 08:50 PM

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As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?
You certainly need correction and you have compounded your sin by lying.

Also, what were you doing when you lost that neck jewelry and why were you wearing it? What was the jewelry?

If you were my wife or daughter you would not be able to sit for a week!

1 Tim 2:9 that says, “In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array…”






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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-05-2009, 02:30 PM

I think her man should get her some new jewelry.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-06-2009, 06:17 PM

I have since found the "necklace" he purchased for me and have been able to retire the similar one. I was still punished Friday night and I willingly accepted it and thanked him afterwards. Thank you, sister Talitha! You were right!


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-08-2009, 09:36 PM

I dug out an old report that explains a lot and gives some solid advice from a judge:
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-08-2009, 10:32 PM

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I dug out an old report that explains a lot and gives some solid advice from a judge:
Amen mr. bathfire thats just what i keep trying to tell my debbie she just needs to stop doing or saying all those stupid things that make me so mad.
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Amen mr. bathfire thats just what i keep trying to tell my debbie she just needs to stop doing or saying all those stupid things that make me so mad.
That's why, whenever I am called upon to offer pre-marital counseling to new couples, I urge the man of the house to issue preemptive spankings on a random basis for the first 10 years of marriage. That will keep your little woman on her toes and ready to please in ways she cannot imagine before taking her holy wedding vows to obey.


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 06-12-2009, 09:40 PM

Dumb, backward women marry dumb, backward men and produce dumb, backward children who don't fit into society and therefore settle for dumb, backward mates....or stock up on guns...and repeat the vicious cycle.

Are you stupid? Why do you let your husband punish you? You are your own person, nobody owns you---reevaluate your life and leave that chump. Your children will resent you for staying in that abusive environment--you can be a good christian woman without having to be punished or undermined!
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you can be a good christian woman without having to be punished or undermined!
I really, really love your ironic name.

That's the point. If you're a Good Christian Woman, you won't need to be disciplined. If she is a dutiful wife and follows her husband then she won't have any discipline meted upon her. However, if she disobeys her husband (therefore disobeying God) she should surely repay for her transgressions.

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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 06-12-2009, 09:57 PM

A woman's husband is not her God--he's just a man... a man with the same weaknesses and desires, the same general physiological make up, the same need to eat, sleep, be happy, etc.
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A woman's husband is not her God--he's just a man... a man with the same weaknesses and desires, the same general physiological make up, the same need to eat, sleep, be happy, etc.
Epic Biblical Fail: 1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.





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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 06-12-2009, 10:38 PM

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Epic Biblical Fail: 1st Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Just because it's written, doesn't make it true--besides, you have all the proof you need in real life that men and women are essentially the same---If you cut a woman, she'll bleed red, if you starve her, she will die just like any man--no matter how strong or godly----

Common sense supercedes any bible verse---use your brain for actual thinking instead of spending all your time finding nonsensical bible verses..
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 06-12-2009, 10:51 PM

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Just because it's written, doesn't make it true--besides, you have all the proof you need in real life that men and women are essentially the same---If you cut a woman, she'll bleed red, if you starve her, she will die just like any man--no matter how strong or godly----

Common sense supercedes any bible verse---use your brain for actual thinking instead of spending all your time finding nonsensical bible verses..

Not a subject you are well versed in, apparently....


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 06-12-2009, 10:57 PM

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Not a subject you are well versed in, apparently....
Again, how so?

To say that god rules women through men is not common sense, it's poppycock---so I don't get your comment...
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 06-12-2009, 11:04 PM

Too many words confused the poor Dumb Bunny, sorry.

I 'bolded' the words in your posting
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- - - - > Common Sense
Still with me?

Next, I said (read it slowly, mouth the words if you must, ask for help if you need it)
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"Not a subject you are well versed in, apparently.... "
So what that means is you have demonstrated to me and many others that common sense is not something you understand.

See that was not hard. Now, try and say something back, keep it on the subject. Use small words if that is easier. "Yes You Can!"


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 06-12-2009, 11:29 PM

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Again, how so?

To say that god rules women through men is not common sense, it's poppycock---so I don't get your comment...
In case you haven't noticed, I already addressed your common sense comment...so maybe the one who can't follow along is you....
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