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Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 08:09 PM
(His name is Elton. How gay is that!? )
A dog in Tennessee is scheduled to be put down at his shelter this afternoon if no one adopts him, all because his original owner thinks the dog is gay and surrendered him.
According to the (U.K.) Daily Mail, the dog's former owner observed the animal hunched over or mounting another male dog, which led the man to conclude that his pet was a homosexual. Dog experts have been quick to point out that this type of behavior is normal in male dogs, and is usually an indication of dominance or other non-sexual behavior, not sexual preference.
But because the man believes the dog is gay, he brought the animal to a shelter and surrendered him. Now, because the shelter is overcrowded, the dog is set to be euthanized unless someone adopts him at the last minute -- which is approaching quickly. The dog is to be put down hours from now, at 1 p.m. EST in Tennessee.
A Facebook page has been created to find a home for the dog. The dog's photo was posted to the page with the message, "Don't let this gorgeous dog die bc his owner is ignorant of normal dog behavior! He's in kennel 10L and he WILL be put down tomorrow bc there is no room at the inn!"
I'm sure there are plenty of gay dogs burning in HELL.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 08:12 PM
Why don't they just ship it to California where I'm sure some homer "couple" would gladly "adopt" it as their surrogate child.
As a homer dog, it's probably for the best to put it down. I wonder what some sikko (not saying it's the owner) did to that dog to turn it homer.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 08:20 PM
There will be no barking coming from that fag ghetto.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 08:21 PM
Good grief, who names their dog ELTON? That's practically begging for trouble.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 09:21 PM
why kill the dog if he's going to hell?
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 09:28 PM
I trust they are going to stone it to death? I would hope they post a video to the youtub, my kids have never seen an actual stoning.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by John Creeser
I trust they are going to stone it to death? I would hope they post a video to the youtub, my kids have never seen an actual stoning.
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I doubt it, there's no soul to be saved.
Just put the poor thing down, it's been abused enough by someone.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
According to the (U.K.) Daily Mail, the dog's former owner observed the animal hunched over or mounting another male dog, which led the man to conclude that his pet was a homosexual. Dog experts have been quick to point out that this type of behavior is normal in male dogs, and is usually an indication of dominance or other non-sexual behavior, not sexual preference.
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Yes, of course dog "experts" (read: evil-utionists) are going to claim that faggotry is a perfectly ordinary part of the natural world. That way, they can imply that it's normal among human beings, too. They won't stop until everyone converts to being a gay.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 11:12 PM
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why kill the dog if he's going to hell?
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Cause the Bible tells us to
Leviticus 20:15–16
15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. 16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. ...
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
01-31-2013, 11:20 PM
The fag-enablers on Facebook have decided to grant this dog a homosexual special privilege:
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Facebook users expressed their outrage in the comments. "Please tell me this dog was adopted and that we can put the ex-owner down for ignorance and sheer stupidity?" wrote one.
A woman named Stephanie Fryns, reportedly connected to the no-kill animal shelter Woof Connections, answered the calls of hundreds of commenters, who frantically encouraged someone to adopt the dog before his 1 p.m. kill time. Fryns said she would adopt the dog as soon as possible.
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This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 12:16 AM
Ship the beast to europe, it will be granted church asylum in our godless churches. It might even get a promotion. We have gay and female pastors, why not ordain a gay dog? I'm sure it can become bishop right away
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 12:39 AM
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why kill the dog if he's going to hell?
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To punish him... ETERNALLY!!!
What's the sense in letting somebody sin all their life if there is no punishment. PUNISH! PUNISH! PUNISH!. It's what this great country is built on. Fool.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 01:44 AM
ELTON? THe bitch is back!
For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 04:46 AM
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why kill the dog if he's going to hell?
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To stop the spread of AIDS.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 06:26 AM
http://myfox8.com/2013/01/31/gay-dog...euthanization/
When I first glanced at the headline I was happy because I thought that they were shipping the dead dog's carcass to young, hungry slopes in Thailand, but then I read closer and saw that it was the word 'from' and not 'for'.
Well, at least the dog is saved for now...maybe with proper counseling he can be taught to be straight like normal male dogs, but I'm afraid if he doesn't change his ways, youths in Asian nations, will be the least of his worries.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 07:26 AM
As a precaution, all dogs should be killed. I am certain my neighbor died because his wive's dog made her a lesbian.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 08:08 AM
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What a faggot.
I thought dogs were meant to be a man's best friend.
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 10:02 AM
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What a faggot.
I thought dogs were meant to be a man's best friend.
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This dog obviously misinterpreted the meaning of "best friend"
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 12:54 PM
I hate dogs, and i think most of them are gay and should be shot. Most people who own dogs (unless they are hunters) does it because they are into beastiality, i mean, what animal could be more perfect for zoophile than a dog? Its so obvious, dogs are the poster animals for beastiality!
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Re: Gay Dog to be Put to Death -
02-01-2013, 10:31 PM
May I suggest a Stoning for that (Sir) Elton Queer Dog.
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