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Default religion - 05-30-2009, 07:11 PM

God hates religion

its all about the relationship.

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Default Re: religion - 05-30-2009, 07:19 PM

Do you have any quotes from the bible that suggest He, the LORD, hates religion?
Please do share them.
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Default Re: religion - 05-30-2009, 07:22 PM

sure do, let me search around, i dont have it memorized.
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Default Re: religion - 05-30-2009, 07:23 PM

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I'd have a look at Leviticus; God explains in great detail how to praise Him - surely that is religion?





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Default Re: religion - 05-30-2009, 08:48 PM

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I'd have a look at Leviticus; God explains in great detail how to praise Him - surely that is religion?
I might be miss-reading what you are trying to say, if so please correct me.
Are you saying that praising Him "is" the same as religion??
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Default Re: religion - 05-30-2009, 08:53 PM

As there is only one religion and that is True Christianity™ as practised by Landover in the method practised by Landover, then the answer is “Yes.” All other forms of making obeisance to gods are the worship of false gods or atheism.

PS get yourself Firefox and the free dictionary add-in - your spelling is causing me pain!





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Default Re: religion - 05-30-2009, 09:14 PM

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As there is only one religion and that is True Christianity™ as practised by Landover in the method practised by Landover, then the answer is “Yes.” All other forms of making obeisance to gods are the worship of false gods or atheism.

PS get yourself Firefox and the free dictionary add-in - your spelling is causing me pain!
Im sorry that my spelling is causing you pain. I can not download firefox becuase this is not my personal computer.
Can you please tell me, or direct me to a link of what exactly is True Christianity?
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