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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 03-21-2017, 07:40 PM

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Oooh a Infraction.
I'm pleased that you are not overly discouraged by them. I received one or two in my time as Jesus Christ felt the need to discipline me into being a better disciple of His Name.


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 03-21-2017, 09:08 PM

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 03-21-2017, 10:15 PM

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 03-21-2017, 10:42 PM

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 03-21-2017, 11:26 PM

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FTFY.

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Or something like that.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 03-23-2017, 02:18 AM

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All my life, I have been a Christian. I was born and raised in a Christian home with a Christian family, and I have dedicated my life to God and His creations.

Though one thing has concerned me: furries. I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?
Furries are exempt from the bible so there is no way of exactly knowing, your best bet is to assume jesus or god or whatever is cool with it, and live your life any way you want. No harm in that, right?
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 03-23-2017, 02:20 AM

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Furries are exempt from the bible so there is no way of exactly knowing, your best bet is to assume jesus or god or whatever is cool with it, and live your life any way you want. No harm in that, right?
Please read the thread before you make any suggestions (the post by Pastor Ezekiel on the first page will be especially helpful).

Even better: please read the Holy Bible!
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Guns Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 08-06-2017, 11:38 PM

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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 08-06-2017, 11:46 PM

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Most furries are queer, then. Not all, but most, like 99,9%?


Yes they are, bisexuals and homosexuals.


That sounds sexual, and perverted.

The prosecution rests, your Honor.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 08-06-2017, 11:53 PM

Well Does this look weird? ***Bestiality filth remived to protect our women and children*** I Mean Everyone Has Their Own Opinion But it Looks Normal to me.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 08-06-2017, 11:58 PM

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Well Does this look weird? [Filthy link removed] I Mean Everyone Has Their Own Opinion But it Looks Normal to me.
Instead of posting suspicious links, why don't you head over to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself?


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 08-07-2017, 01:19 AM

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Yes they can
Hi Lady, I think you mistook this board for some other board where opinions have some importance. Here, your opinion is not important. My opinion is not important. The only thing that matters is what the Bible says.


And let me say that you are almost 30 years old, given your nickname. It is time to quit playing and start having soldiers for Christ.


Genesis 1:28 - And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.



See? I think you have misread this verse. In your twisted furry vision, this verse is like this:


"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, be stupid, and fornicate dressed like the fish of the sea, or the fowl of the air, or every living thing that moveth upon the earth."


That is heresy, lady. Repent and come to the Lord before is too late!


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Sinner Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 08-07-2017, 01:43 AM

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Well Does this look weird? ***Bestiality filth remived to protect our women and children*** I Mean Everyone Has Their Own Opinion But it Looks Normal to me.
Dear sinner,

It is 'normal' only by defining 'normal' as something that the majority of the sinner population endorses. However, their opinions do not matter. Jesus does. He condemns such behaviors.

Zephaniah 1:8
And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

So, if we look at the numbers of those who will once get into Heaven and those who'll suffer for eternity for their crimes against Jesus, it will indeed be normal procedure to cast these Esau-worshipers into the Bottomless Pit (Revelation 20:3).


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 10-25-2017, 10:57 PM

A lot of these counter-arguments seem to revolve around fursuits. As a furry, I can confirm that not a lot of furries own fursuits.
The average fursuits costs around $2,000 USD (that’s a lot!), so they aren’t very easy to get your hands on.
Also, I found this verse while reading that “landover for noobs” (or something like that, can’t %100 remember):
Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
By looking at a fursuiter and judging them for wearing silly clothing, you are judging “according to the appearance”. Consider that.


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Bible Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 10-26-2017, 11:19 AM

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A lot of these counter-arguments seem to revolve around fursuits. As a furry, I can confirm that not a lot of furries own fursuits.
The average fursuits costs around $2,000 USD (that’s a lot!), so they aren’t very easy to get your hands on.
Also, I found this verse while reading that “landover for noobs” (or something like that, can’t %100 remember):
Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
By looking at a fursuiter and judging them for wearing silly clothing, you are judging “according to the appearance”. Consider that.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed
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Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here
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Please make a thread of your own in the "
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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to
hellfire.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 10-26-2017, 12:48 PM

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A lot of these counter-arguments seem to revolve around fursuits. As a furry, I can confirm that not a lot of furries own fursuits.
The average fursuits costs around $2,000 USD (that’s a lot!), so they aren’t very easy to get your hands on.
Also, I found this verse while reading that “landover for noobs” (or something like that, can’t %100 remember):
Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
By looking at a fursuiter and judging them for wearing silly clothing, you are judging “according to the appearance”. Consider that.
Other than what Brother James has told you, what are you trying to accomplish here?


1) We are not judging the appereance of the furries, but the mindset that allows an adult to dress like that. There is a difference.


2) So you are a furry and poor. Any other miserable failure in your life you want to share with us?


I will be praying for your soul.


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Default Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 10-26-2017, 07:05 PM

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A lot of these counter-arguments seem to revolve around fursuits. As a furry, I can confirm that not a lot of furries own fursuits.
The average fursuits costs around $2,000 USD (that’s a lot!), so they aren’t very easy to get your hands on.
Also, I found this verse while reading that “landover for noobs” (or something like that, can’t %100 remember):
Jn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
By looking at a fursuiter and judging them for wearing silly clothing, you are judging “according to the appearance”. Consider that.
I’ve never heard of fur suits, so your argument does not make any sense.

You do know that this is a Christian site where True Christians™ can gather and fellowship about the conditional love that Jesus Christ Himself gives to all who would follow His holy given word (the Bible(KJV1611))?

So what part of the Bible(KJV1611) says that Jesus wants anyone to put on a so called fursuit and have sex (probably anal, though I’m. It sure how that would work in a suit) with other people?

You see: the only reason people where a fursuit to have the anal sex with people is so Jesus cannot see their faces when they perform their act of pantomime, penile, posterialized, penertration

Why would a grown man in his late thirties put on a Donald Duck suit to have sex (most likely anal)?

That’s right: to lure in young, clean limbed, eager young youths with barely the downiest soft fluff on their cheeks into a drug fuelled world of anality, pain and drugs (to numbthe pain: you see, anal sex is excruciatingly painful and it is only through hard drugs like the marijuana that the gaywise can play their filthy predominantly penile, peccadilloes).

You see, the Bible(KJV1611) is very clear on animal sex:

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Now think about that word: confusion!

Imagine the scene: a trembling, supplely muscular young youth (possibly shirtless) being held down and suffering rape (anal) of the face and mouth by three hollering gay lunatics wearing Bruin, Poo and Paddington mask

Is this what you want?

But the joke is on them because Jesus can see through the mask they wear:

Jeremiah 23:24 - Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD

So as soon as they take their masks of Jesus knows about their foul deeds, yes sir.

So maybe next time put on you Bugs Bunny mask to have sex with a stranger why not just not? Why not give your heart to the only person who can Save you from yourself?

He temporarily died on the cross so that you could chose to obey Him in every way imaginable: is it too much to ask not to have forced sexual congress (possibly anal) with drug crazed youths on the brink of adulthood?

Your kind of thing makes me and Jesus sick and you better believed He will send you to the Hot Place with all the other dogs and wizards, you better believe it son, yes sir!

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Smile Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 10-26-2017, 09:42 PM

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I’ve never heard of fur suits, so your argument does not make any sense.
Yet you... make a bunch of arguments below against fursuits anyway?

You do know that this is a Christian site where True Christians™ can gather and fellowship about the conditional love that Jesus Christ Himself gives to all who would follow His holy given word (the Bible(KJV1611))?
Yes, I am aware. If you’ll just give me a moment to explain why I joined this forum...
I was curious as to what Christianity thought of furries so I went to this forum to ask (but apparently I can’t make a thread yet?? how does this site work), and hey, there’s already a discussion on this. Isn’t that convenient? You can’t deny that’s convenient.


So what part of the Bible(KJV1611) says that Jesus wants anyone to put on a so called fursuit and have sex (probably anal, though I’m. It sure how that would work in a suit) with other people?
I assume none of it since furries weren’t a thing back when it was written.
Also, you seem to be referencing murrsuits a lot. In case you are unaware (in which I definitely wouldn’t be shocked), the difference between a fursuit and a murrsuit is that fursuits have no sexual intention and are made simply to entertain and be cure.
Murrsuits, however, are much much worse. They’re the fetish costumes that the wearers have sex in. I won’t go into too much detail, but I think we can both agree that murrsuits are BAD, BAD, BAD!


You see: the only reason people where a fursuit to have the anal sex with people is so Jesus cannot see their faces when they perform their act of pantomime, penile, posterialized, penertration
Oh. I guess I should’ve put that explanation down here. Oh well. Read above.
Also, I believe it’s spelt “penetration”.


Why would a grown man in his late thirties put on a Donald Duck suit to have sex (most likely anal)?
Actually, most furries put on costumes of their own original characters. You don’t usually see a lot of Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, etc. in the community.

That’s right: to lure in young, clean limbed, eager young youths with barely the downiest soft fluff on their cheeks into a drug fuelled world of anality, pain and drugs (to numbthe pain: you see, anal sex is excruciatingly painful and it is only through hard drugs like the marijuana that the gaywise can play their filthy predominantly penile, peccadilloes).
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
I’m seriously laughing at how wrong all of this is. Okay, so some furries might have some pedophilic tastes, but only a teeny tiny minority. Like... %1 as my estimate. Most of the community is actually really friendly once you get to know them, and there’s nothig dangerous at all.


You see, the Bible(KJV1611) is very clear on animal sex:

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
That’s bestiality, completely unrelated, yada yada yada. You’ve probably heard that counter-argument loads of times before, so I won’t waste your time.

Now think about that word: confusion!

Imagine the scene: a trembling, supplely muscular young youth (possibly shirtless) being held down and suffering rape (anal) of the face and mouth by three hollering gay lunatics wearing Bruin, Poo and Paddington mask

Is this what you want?
That scenario sounds really unpleasant and I would hate to be in that position.
But to me, that doesn’t sound like anything a trio of furries would do. Instead, it sounds like a gang of three gay criminals on drugs using the animal character masks as disguises.
Furries would never have sex, anal or otherwise, to anybody without consent. We respect your safety.


But the joke is on them because Jesus can see through the mask they wear:

Jeremiah 23:24 - Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD

So as soon as they take their masks of Jesus knows about their foul deeds, yes sir.
But what if you don’t do any of the sexual stuff? Then the only sin is wearing ridiculous clothes, which is a whole less major. Also, NOT ALL FURRIES ARE SEXUAL.

So maybe next time put on you Bugs Bunny mask to have sex with a stranger why not just not? Why not give your heart to the only person who can Save you from yourself?

He temporarily died on the cross so that you could chose to obey Him in every way imaginable: is it too much to ask not to have forced sexual congress (possibly anal) with drug crazed youths on the brink of adulthood?

Your kind of thing makes me and Jesus sick and you better believed He will send you to the Hot Place with all the other dogs and wizards, you better believe it son, yes sir!
More anal sex references, yup. See above.

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And also, I’d like to add: not all furries like to participate in public cosplay (costume-roleplay). Some only like to wear their animal costumes within the private of their own home, including myself. Is this a sin?


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And also, I’d like to add: not all furries like to participate in public cosplay (costume-roleplay). Some only like to wear their animal costumes within the private of their own home, including myself. Is this a sin?
Jesus is my guide. I have no interest in meeting those who'd deny God by throwing His guidance away. In this case the guidance is quite strong. It is a Commandment. By wearing strange apparel I would alienate myself from His love, which is not something a Christian wishes to do. Jesus loves us so much that if we don't love Him back, praising Him continually, into the pit we will be cast. It is a pit of infinite torture.

Jesus does NOT want that to happen.

PSALM 70 .KJV . context
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Let all those that seek thee rejoice and be glad in thee: and let such as love thy salvation say continually, Let God be magnified.

The psalmist does not except those hours spent yiffing in mosh pits. Check out the brown section:


. . . . .itinerary1. .. . itinerery2
0000
praise God . . praise God
0100 praise God . . praise God
0200 praise God . . put on fur suit
0300 praise God . . attend furmeet
0400 praise God . . yiffing
0500 praise God . . yiffing
0600 praise God . . goth turns up
0700 praise God . . and a brony
0800 praise God . . and a juggalo
0900 praise God . . vomit porn
1000 praise God . . stagger home
1100 praise God . . remove fursuit
1200 praise God . . praise God
1300 praise God . . praise God
1400 praise God . . praise God
1500 praise God . . praise God
1600 praise God . . praise God
1700 praise God . . praise God
1800 praise God . . praise God
1900 praise God . . praise God
2000 praise God . . praise God
2100 praise God . . praise God
2200 praise God . . praise God
2300 praise God . . praise God
2400 praise God . . praise God


Which itinerary implements God's commandment not to wear strange apparel and reflects His requirement for continual praise?

Itinerary 2 or itinerary 1?

Jesus is so self-effacing that He was willing to die to set us free. Dressing up like a bonobo (or horse or clown) is a rejection of that sacrifice. Recently I was helping out at an art exhibition and some of these furries turned up. They clambered down from the mezzanine and all got into a huddle. There was some music playing. They started wobbling in time and I wondered what they were doing. And then a goth..who was there for some reason which I can't understand because goths don't usually (or ever) attend this type of event so he was very conspicuous and we were all looking in case we needed to call security..oozed down too. Now I know they were yiffing. And this is what happened next.

The Goth joined in. Black in a sea of pastel fur and very wobbling. These activities are the exact opposite of what God commands leading me to question whether goths are furries too?
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