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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-11-2006, 08:04 PM

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I have placed Ł20 on my windowsill... If Jesus wants it he can take it Will that do ? i'm sure darren will do the same, If he can give us cancer or kill half the known world surely he can grab a note off a windowsill

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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-11-2006, 08:08 PM

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Big Mistake!!
It's a common fact that Hot Pies cooling on a window-sill get stolen by Negras. I'm afraid your money will go the same way.
Mate only an idiot is going to go in our back garden with my dog, and then somehow climb up to my second story window...

And then there happens to be .306 rifle mounted on the wall.. I think I'm fine !

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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-11-2006, 08:12 PM

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You haven't answer my question. If you can't answer then you obviously don't know do you???????

Go buy a good news bible it will help you out
No satanic bibles are allowed here.

The only good news can be found in the KJV1611, the good news of Jesus love for mankind;
That we can be saved through HIM, or that we can burn eternally in hell while He laughs.
Now, it's your choice, but it's really a rather easy one.


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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-11-2006, 08:14 PM

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No satanic bibles are allowed here.

The only good news can be found in the KJV1611, the good news of Jesus love for mankind;
That we can be saved through HIM, or that we can burn eternally in hell while He laughs.
Now, it's your choice, but it's really a rather easy one.
And yet you STILL haven't answered the question!
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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-11-2006, 08:17 PM

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Mate only an idiot is going to go in our back garden with my dog, and then somehow climb up to my second story window...

And then there happens to be .306 rifle mounted on the wall.. I think I'm fine !

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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-11-2006, 08:26 PM

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And mate... i know I said in a seperate post any hole is a goal, But come on ! No one is going to stick it in a womans head lol And I never said I was an educated man, I just have an interest in History.

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Really, and do have any proof of this? How do you know those prehistoric scull holes were to treat headaches??? All we can do is go by comparative behavior of groups we can study. Those ancients were depravities and as you say "any hole is the goal" with the depraved. As sick as it sounds.



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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-11-2006, 08:27 PM

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And yet you STILL haven't answered the question!
What question?
You mean the "what is christian in your book?" question?

That's an easy one, EVERYTHING. The KJV1611 is the literal word of God, you mormon.
Jesus is like He is portrayed in the holy Bible, not like you might imagine Him in your homer dreams..

Jesus isn't a sissy homer, when He comes back, the rivers will run red with the blood of the unsaved..
Read the holy Bible, it's all in there! Praise!


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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-11-2006, 08:30 PM

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What question?
You mean the "what is christian in your book?" question?

That's an easy one, EVERYTHING. The KJV1611 is the literal word of God, you mormon.
Jesus is like He is portrayed in the holy Bible, not like you might imagine Him in your homer dreams..

Jesus isn't a sissy homer, when He comes back, the rivers will run red with the blood of the unsaved..
Read the holy Bible, it's all in there! Praise!
Riiiiight....
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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-12-2006, 06:31 AM

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Riiiiight....

Actually now you mention it lads, Mans reason on earth is to Love (reproduce) apparently...

Jesus died a virgin, yet he had all those amazing powers (allegadly).. Which draws me to one simple question and assumption.


Jesus was gay !


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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-12-2006, 08:01 AM

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Actually now you mention it lads, Mans reason on earth is to Love (reproduce) apparently...

Jesus died a virgin, yet he had all those amazing powers (allegadly).. Which draws me to one simple question and assumption.


Jesus was gay !


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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-12-2006, 08:19 AM

Well, Mr smart-Alec Mark, I have heard it takes one to know one.
Unfortunately, you are about as wrong as a Sinner can be.

By the way, you say you work in a Hospital.
I am interested.
As a Patron of Freehold Memorial Hospital, I have heard that your British Hospitals are so filthy that people who go into them end up more sick when they come out than when they go in.
Also, do you still use Blood-letting and Leeching? We find these methods so much more useful than "modern methods".

I can see from your recent posts, a Lobotomy would also help with your sanity.



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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-12-2006, 08:23 AM

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Well, Mr smart-Alec Mark, I have heard it takes one to know one.
Unfortunately, you are about as wrong as a Sinner can be.

By the way, you say you work in a Hospital.
I am interested.
As a Patron of Freehold Memorial Hospital, I have heard that your British Hospitals are so filthy that people who go into them end up more sick when they come out than when they go in.
Also, do you still use Blood-letting and Leeching? We find these methods so much more useful than "modern methods".

I can see from your recent posts, a Lobotomy would also help with your sanity.
So, by that token, you're gonna burn in hell for using modern medicines instead of praying for your ailments to go away?

Ha!
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So, by that token, you're gonna burn in hell for using modern medicines instead of praying for your ailments to go away?

Ha!
I never said we use Modern methods.
We find the Old Ways so much better.

Stoning is still a great way of "treating" Lepers.



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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-12-2006, 08:28 AM

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I never said we use Modern methods.
We find the Old Ways so much better.

Stoning is still a great way of "treating" Lepers.
It's also a great way of treating mad psychos
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It's also a great way of treating mad psychos
Well, if they are too far gone, a good "Ministering" by a Pastor with a Baseball Bat suffices.

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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-12-2006, 08:38 AM

Crap, more infraction thingies !

To answer your questions I actually work for a Dr's partnership. (General practitioners, not in a hosptial)

But yes its true MRSA is a problem, though saying "most" who go into a hospital come out with it is a clear exageration.

And yes I believe medical leeches are still used in certain cases in hospitals.

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Default Re: A Big Thankyou To The landRover guys - 10-12-2006, 08:45 AM

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Well, if they are too far gone, a good "Ministering" by a Pastor with a Baseball Bat suffices.

By the way, you and your Gay pal MarkyPetal have earned some more Godly© Infraction Points for insulting our Saviour™
So your answer is just to kill everyone that doesn't conform to your standards?

Tell me, does your father have a little black moustache and a dodgy combover? Maybe has a little red armband and walks funny, throwing his right hand in the air an awful lot??

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