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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:04 PM

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HOW is it possible to CHOSE your ancestors? People can't help who their parents are.
Simple, a matter of praying before you get born. The womb is just like a prayer closet.

Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Luke 18:27
"And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:08 PM

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Get hold of the facts next time you poste anything.
I could not agree more. A lot of visitors from Denmark have their facts wrong.

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Listen up, I can't vote till i'm 18 in denmark. The government have been seated for 3 years now. Do your math!
You are a 12 year old brat?

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Next you can't tell me to move or else you will judge me on behalf of god.
Why not? Actually I already did that, so it seems you are wrong. I can do that.

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I'm pretty sure he wouldn't support that statement since you don't know whether I'm a christian or not or whether I support the government or not - you assume those things and that is not enough to claim we are doomed to an afterlife in death.
Actually I do know you are not a True Christian™ and I do know you will go to Hell!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:09 PM

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Simple, a matter of praying before you get born. The womb is just like a prayer closet.

Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
Oh by the lord, you are actually serious? Even if the womb should have been a "prayer closet" as you put it, you would still be inside your mother and therefore no matter how much you pray you can't get out of it! You can't just teleport out of the womans womb that is your mother, nor you can change that you were made out of a sperm that came from your father.

People. Cannot. Chose. Their. Parents.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:10 PM

okay, then please tell me where in this holy book, it's says that Denmark is a bad place

have read it and only found some mistakes
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:12 PM

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Oh by the lord, you are actually serious? Even if the womb should have been a "prayer closet" as you put it, you would still be inside your mother and therefore no matter how much you pray you can't get out of it! You can't just teleport out of the womans womb that is your mother, nor you can change that you were made out of a sperm that came from your father. People. Cannot. Chose. Their. Parents.
Are you blind? the answer is in your own posting!

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

This means there are no limits to what God can do! All you have to do is pray for it to happen. It is how we got that volcano in Iceland to erupt.


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Oh by the lord, you are actually serious? Even if the womb should have been a "prayer closet" as you put it, you would still be inside your mother and therefore no matter how much you pray you can't get out of it! You can't just teleport out of the womans womb that is your mother, nor you can change that you were made out of a sperm that came from your father.

People. Cannot. Chose. Their. Parents.
It doesn't matter. Your ancestors are culpable.

Deuteronomy 5:9 I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,


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okay, then please tell me where in this holy book, it's says that Denmark is a bad place have read it and only found some mistakes
Just read this. It contains proper Bible references explaining why God hates Denmark.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:16 PM

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Just read this. It contains proper Bible references explaining why God hates Denmark.
you are only coming with quotes, and they have nothing to do with DENMARK, and next time please have your facts right
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:17 PM

It is very funny a country god hate has a cross that symbolizes Christianity and that it was god himself that gave Denmark its flag during the Northern Crusades made by the Christian Danes to convert the pagans of Northern Europe.. Just saying.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:18 PM

How I would just looove to know how you got 18-3 to equal 12? as far as I'm concerned 18-3=15 and 18-6=12. But then again, I didn't look the result up in the bible. Never the less, you tell me I could just pray to be born somewhere else? Well I thought you knew that not all of your prayers are coming true? Since that actually is true and is a fact (a correct one fcs!) you can't blame me for being born in Denmark since you don't know whether I actually prayed before getting out of the womb? Next thing is, that you tell me I'm not a true Christian only because I haven't got a little sign in the corner saying "True Christian" ? Omg you have got to be kidding me! that's is by far the dumbest argument I have ever heard?!
Just for the fun: Did all african, polio suffering, poor and half molested children ask for an african mother and did they give god the "thumbs up" when he suggested the poorest continent on earth?
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you are only coming with quotes, and they have nothing to do with DENMARK, and next time please have your facts right
I have my facts right. Do they not learn people to read in Denmark?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:19 PM

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It is very funny a country god hate has a cross that symbolizes Christianity and that it was god himself that gave Denmark its flag during the Northern Crusades made by the Christian Danes to convert the pagans of Northern Europe.. Just saying.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:20 PM

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It doesn't matter. Your ancestors are culpable.

Deuteronomy 5:9 I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,
I may not agree on what my ancestors have done, but it is still not the fault of me that they did it. I see not why the children are supposed to pay for what the old have done. If that is the will of God, he suddently seems amazingly unfair.

Oh and oldy. You seem to have no facts right at all. You can't even seem to get something as small as the freaking flag right.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:21 PM

[QUOTE=Levi Jones;530634]It doesn't matter. Your ancestors are culpable.

Yes our ancestors are. We are not - why do you now say the opposite of the old whitehaired maniac that loves god and guns?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:23 PM

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I have my facts right. Do they not learn people to read in Denmark?
yes, we learn to read.
but there are still some of the facts, that aren't.
and least get the flag right
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How I would just looove to know how you got 18-3 to equal 12?
Please read you own posting again. You are not making sense here.

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Never the less, you tell me I could just pray to be born somewhere else?
Yes. In my own case I prayed to become an American.

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Well I thought you knew that not all of your prayers are coming true?
No, all my prayers come true. Always. It's one of the advantages of being a True Cristian™.

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Since that actually is true and is a fact (a correct one fcs!) you can't blame me for being born in Denmark since you don't know whether I actually prayed before getting out of the womb?
Of course I can blame you for that. Choosing to pray or not is your responsibility. You cannot blame others for that.

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Next thing is, that you tell me I'm not a true Christian only because I haven't got a little sign in the corner saying "True Christian" ? Omg you have got to be kidding me! that's is by far the dumbest argument I have ever heard?!
Of course not. You are not a True Christian™ because you ignore the KJV1611 Holy Bible. The forum tag is just a warning so everyone can see they have to ignore you and listen to me instead.

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Just for the fun: Did all african, polio suffering, poor and half molested children ask for an african mother and did they give god the "thumbs up" when he suggested the poorest continent on earth?
No, they just were too lazy to pray for something better. God does not like that: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:26 PM

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I see not why the children are supposed to pay for what the old have done. If that is the will of God, he suddently seems amazingly unfair.
There are a lot of cases in the Holy Bible where children, grandchildren etc. have to pay for the sins of their (grand)parents.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:27 PM

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and least get the flag right
I already did. It is the Danish flag. I totally do not get why people keep bringing this up. Don't they learn you at school what your own flag looks like?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:28 PM

Haha so it's nothing but your own mistake that you look like an ugly senile version of bigfoot? great, I tend to love your arguments. But since I can't teach you anything long as it's making sense I'll retreat and good luck steppin' upon peoples feet. We all love it
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 10:28 PM

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I may not agree on what my ancestors have done, but it is still not the fault of me that they did it. I see not why the children are supposed to pay for what the old have done. If that is the will of God, he suddently seems amazingly unfair.
It does seem a bit harsh, but who are we to question the almighty LORD of Hosts?

1 Corinthians 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him?

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Yes our ancestors are. We are not - why do you now say the opposite of the old whitehaired maniac that loves god and guns?
It's not the opposite. There is no contradiction there.


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