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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-16-2009, 04:56 AM
Wait?!?!?! CHARO'S HERE?!?!?! THE Charo?!?!?!?!
I'm the world's biggest Charo fan! I have all of her episodes guest starring on The Love Boat on tape!!!
HI CHARO!!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-16-2009, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz
Wait?!?!?! CHARO'S HERE?!?!?! THE Charo?!?!?!?!
I'm the world's biggest Charo fan! I have all of her episodes guest starring on The Love Boat on tape!!!
HI CHARO!!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!
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You and me both, pal! Oo-la-la, what a dish! I wish I could speak French!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
06-16-2009, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz
Wait?!?!?! CHARO'S HERE?!?!?! THE Charo?!?!?!?!
I'm the world's biggest Charo fan! I have all of her episodes guest starring on The Love Boat on tape!!!
HI CHARO!!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!
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Is it just me, or does she look just like the Olsen twins when they were little and ugly on Full House, only a bit more filled out?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
01-21-2012, 07:37 AM
Shout GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
01-24-2012, 03:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Rick was on the news shows recently and offered some advice to President Osambo about how to date your wife. Rick's advice is something we can all learn from:
"Go down to the corner bar and have a drink, a shot and a beer. It does not matter where you go with your wife, is that it's with your wife. That's really the point... I would make the argument, the simpler the date, the more normal it is... [I]t is mundane that really makes the marriage special, but because you are with your wife the mundane isn't mundane. It's special."
Man, is the guy a love "beest" or what?
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_ro...rum/index.html
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Hmm.
I'd forgotten this.
So, Rick Santorum's great advice to Obama is to take Michelle to a bar, and drink until she looks feminine?
No matter how much makeup you put on her, she can't help but
'butch out' at a moment's notice.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
01-31-2012, 03:05 PM
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I am a forgiving man but I can make exceptions…You would deny me a drop of Brandy on my deathbed? Proverb:31:6: Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
I would look again and let Jesus’ hand guide your search for guidance
Ec:9:7: Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works.
Am:9:14: And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall build the waste cities, and inhabit them; and they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine thereof; they shall also make gardens, and eat the fruit of them.
Am:9:15: And I will plant them upon their land, and they shall no more be pulled up out of their land which I have given them, saith the LORD thy God.
1Tm:5:23: Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.
And most authoritatively
M't:26:27: And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it;
M't:26:28: For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins.
M't:26:29: But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.
BUT
Eph:5:18: And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
And thus
1Co:10:30: For if I by grace be a partaker, why am I evil spoken of for that for which I give thanks?
1Co:10:31: Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.
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Just note than not all newcomers are as inconsiderate as CHARIS here....
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Jackson Do Good
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
02-01-2012, 06:59 AM
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Is it just me, or does she look just like the Olsen twins when they were little and ugly on Full House, only a bit more filled out?
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hahahahahhaha I am a woman, and I'm in this forum, suckers! Reading your comments and what not.
Hey, do you guys want to let me know why so many priests and what not are getting put in jail for touching underaged children when they are not willling, at all.. I often find the male priests touching male children. Creepy. Is that what you people are into? Seems like if God really cared about what you church goers learned, then he would make sure that someone who is fit for the job would be there. Not someone who sins SO much in so many different ways. I guess you cant answer that since he was not spoken to you. hah. You cant go by what some piffleed up, random person said soooo many years ago, can you? You have to update things you know.. Do you believe in school? We have updated so many things in school that we learn.. same shall go for the bible. but wait, we cant!! Unless you want one of your sick pervert rapist priests to try and re write some more crazy shit. peace out lemmings.
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
02-01-2012, 07:06 AM
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...Reading your comments and what not...
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And proving once again that reading <> understanding.
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...a lot of moaning about kiddy-fiddling CATHOLIC priests snipped...
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No priests here. These people are Baptists; they have pastors, not priests.
When you've learned something (ie. anything) about the difference, please come back so we can discuss.
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
02-01-2012, 07:37 PM
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hahahahahhaha I am a woman, and I'm in this forum, suckers! Reading your comments and what not.
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O NOES! Whatever shall we do?
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Hey, do you guys want to let me know why so many priests and what not are getting put in jail for touching underaged children when they are not willling, at all..
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They aren't actually, because the Catholic Cult protects their pervert priests.
We are Baptists. We don't have priests, or pedophiles. Get your religions straight, dimbulb.
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I often find the male priests touching male children.
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And yet apparently you don't report them to the police or stop them. What do you do, watch? Or do you join in?
Pedophiles like you disgust me. I hope you like it hot, because you're going straight to God's Lake of Fire at judgment for enabling child-raping Catholic priests.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: "One shot, one beer, and one lay" -Rick Santorum -
02-10-2012, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Rick was on the news shows recently and offered some advice to President Osambo about how to date your wife. Rick's advice is something we can all learn from:
"Go down to the corner bar and have a drink, a shot and a beer. It does not matter where you go with your wife, is that it's with your wife. That's really the point... I would make the argument, the simpler the date, the more normal it is... [I]t is mundane that really makes the marriage special, but because you are with your wife the mundane isn't mundane. It's special."
Man, is the guy a love "beest" or what?
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What was coming from Santorum really looked like crap.
The wife wants special treatment. She appreciates it when you make that extra effort. When I take my wife out, I try my very best each and every time to make the evening a memorable one. The wife is not one of your buddies. A half-hearted effort is usually a sign of infidelity.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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