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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-02-2017, 12:06 AM
Oh, I see Dorito Mussolini has now pledged one meeeeelllion of his own money to help victims of Harvey.
This is a guy who claims to be worth over $4 billion.
So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).
Would you be fawning over me, declaring you my hero, my savior, my BFF? Probably not.
But then, I'd have Faux News there to point out how ungrateful you scum are.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-02-2017, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Oh, I see Dorito Mussolini has now pledged one meeeeelllion of his own money to help victims of Harvey.
This is a guy who claims to be worth over $4 billion.
So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).
Would you be fawning over me, declaring you my hero, my savior, my BFF? Probably not.
But then, I'd have Faux News there to point out how ungrateful you scum are.
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So if you were a victim, would you prefer a million bucks from Donald or condolences from Bernie Sanders? Cause I don't see him putting any money.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-02-2017, 09:49 PM
Many people don't realise that money is not always the solution. These people need help, not money. Send too much money to Africa and you have another genocid at your hands. President Trump understands that. And thats why he is there to help and talk to them.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-03-2017, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Oh, I see Dorito Mussolini has now pledged one meeeeelllion of his own money to help victims of Harvey.
This is a guy who claims to be worth over $4 billion.
So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).
Would you be fawning over me, declaring you my hero, my savior, my BFF? Probably not.
But then, I'd have Faux News there to point out how ungrateful you scum are.
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You're very confident for a damned soul. You might wish to check your DNA and make sure the Illuminati haven't already irreparably changed it. Prophet Mark Taylor explains:
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Originally Posted by Mark Taylor, prophet of God
I believe what happened on November 8 is the enemy has literally sent out a frequency, and it agitated and took control, basically, of those who have their DNA that was turned over to the enemy. That’s what’s happening. The Illuminati, the Freemasons, all these people, their main goal is to change the DNA of man and they’re doing it through these frequencies.
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Such disdain for President Trump could only be from the enemy, who is working with the fake-news media and Illuminati. The media broadcasts its audio at 440 Hz, which Taylor exposes as having been found to “damage your body organs” and “also changes your DNA, which is the goal of the Freemasons, the Illuminati; they want you part of that Illuminati bloodline.”
For someone who considers himself a "freethinker," you sure are easily led.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-03-2017, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).
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I take that as a blasphemous comment referencing our Savior's parable of the Widow's Mite.
However, you can't buy yourself into heaven by being disloyal to your President:
M't:20:25: But Jesus called them unto him, and said, Ye know that the princes of the Gentiles exercise dominion over them, and they that are great exercise authority upon them. [This speaks of pre-Independence days]
M't:20:26: But it shall not be so among you: but whosoever will be great among you, let him be your minister; [and this describes current America and Mr Trump]
M't:20:27: And whosoever will be chief among you, let him be your servant:
And this is all he is trying to do - to help those who, at this hour, require help. He does not have a stock of dry towels; He does not have supplies of dehydrated food; Landover is shipping waterproof Bibles and have mobilized Prayer Warriors; Churches are opening their doors, if the wood has not warped them shut, and the people's faith in God is more than enough, for the Lord sends no more than they can bear.
And you sit there, dry and warm, and have not even given that quarter...
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-03-2017, 09:35 PM
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I take that as a blasphemous comment referencing our Savior's parable of the Widow's Mite.
. . .the Lord sends no more than they can bear.
And you sit there, dry and warm, and have not even given that quarter...
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I'm sure Mr. Much could manage to forgo at least one mug of beer in order to contribute 25 cents to the victims of Harvey.
= 50 cents
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-03-2017, 09:49 PM
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...And you sit there, dry and warm, and have not even given that quarter...
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They don't want your money, blankets, food, etc., they want prayers: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show....php?p=1218877
And as Jesus won't hear my prayers: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=60117
So, um, blessings of Cthulu upon them?
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-08-2017, 05:56 PM
Donald Trump is not responsible because some bitch disgraced her husband!
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Court records: Wife of Trump Org ethics attorney arrested after tryst with Fauquier inmate
An ongoing investigation into “suspicious” activity in the back seat of a car involving an inmate trustee at the Fauquier County jail led to the Tuesday arrest of Teresa Jo Burchfield, the wife of an ethics attorney to President Donald Trump’s business organization.
Burchfield, 53, is married to Bobby R. Burchfield, a partner at Washington’s King and Spalding, who was appointed as an independent ethics advisor to the Donald J. Revocable Trust in January.
Burchfield, a longtime Republican attorney, served as counsel to President George W. Bush in the 2000 Florida recount.
Teresa Jo Burchfield was arrested Tuesday afternoon in a parking lot adjacent to the Fauquier County Adult Detention Center after deputies found her in the backseat of a car with an inmate/trustee at the jail, according to sheriff’s office Sgt. James Hartman.
Burchfield and the 23-year-old inmate were having sex in the car, according to a criminal complaint filed at Fauquier County General District Court.
"The defendant was caught in the backseat of her vehicle with an inmate...," Dept. J. B. Thorpe wrote in Burchfield's criminal complaint. "When the inmate exited the vehicle, he handed me a bag of brown pills (capsules), that he claims to be workout pills."
After the two were discovered, the inmate, Hartman said, was found in possession of cigarettes, clothes, vitamin supplements and other “unauthorized articles alleged to have been obtained from the female.”
http://www.fauquier.com/news/court-r...44bf28329.html
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-08-2017, 08:11 PM
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Donald Trump is not responsible because some bitch disgraced her husband!
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I KNOW! They just threw in the mention of her third or fourth degree connection to Trump 'cause they knew people's evil ears would perk up.
It's all about ratings and view-counts. The media doesn't appreciate how Trump is saving our nation on a daily basis. Good news doesn't sell newspapers; bad news does. And it has to be spectacularly bad because nobody buys newspapers anymore unless they have a birdcage that needs to be lined.
As far as the Lamestream Media is concerned everything is horrible. Only those with eyes to see can perceive how great everything really is, including how dapper Trump is in his new presidential suit.
Matthew 13:16
But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.
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09-10-2017, 03:49 PM
I would let Jesus tickle my ***lewd language depicting the anus removed by moderator***
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-10-2017, 04:20 PM
Why the H*LL does Donald Trump need an ethics lawyer??? Sounds like a liberal political correctness busybody. I'm not surprized he turns out to be a total fake RINO cuck. #fired
http://www.thedailybeast.com/wife-of...st-with-inmate
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“The defendant was caught in the backseat of her vehicle with an inmate," according to a criminal complaint obtained by the Fauquier Times. "When the inmate exited the vehicle, he handed me a bag of brown pills (capsules), that he claims to be workout pills."
The inmate, who told police he and Burchfield had been having sex, also had other contraband items on his person, including cigarettes and vitamin supplements, according to the complaint. The inmate told investigators that he and Burchfield had been meeting for a month.
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Would this woman have sex with prisoners in the parking lot? (yes)
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
09-11-2017, 09:25 PM
<<<explicative deleted>>> is this <<<explicative deleted>>> Trump is a <<<explicative deleted>>> lollike all of you have a good day
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09-12-2017, 05:40 AM
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<<<explicative deleted>>> is this <<<explicative deleted>>> Trump is a <<<explicative deleted>>> lollike all of you have a good day
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You have a good day, as well Cutie Patootie! Make sure to start reading the Bible so you learn all about Jesus and feel super sparkly happy instead of grumpy dumpy mean.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-07-2017, 11:55 AM
I read this:
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Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims
President Trump on Sunday dedicated a golf trophy to the victims of recent powerful hurricanes that tore through Texas, Florida and Puerto Rico, all the while defending the government's response to the disasters."On behalf of all of the people of Texas, and all of the people — if you look today and see what is happening, how horrible it is but we have it under really great control — Puerto Rico and the people of Florida who have really suffered over this last short period of time with the hurricanes, I want to just remember them," the president said.
"And we're going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love — a part of our great state, really part of our great nation," he continued.
Trump's remarks were made as he presented the trophy to U.S. captain Steve Strickler following the Presidents Cup golf tournament in New Jersey.
Trump tweeted out a video of him presenting the trophy later Sunday.
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The report continues:
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The Trump administration has been under fire for allegedly failing to do enough to help Puerto Rico as a majority of its 3.4 million residents struggle with widespread power outages, collapsed infrastructure and ongoing shortages of water and supplies in Hurricane Maria's wake.
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Personally, as Landover has been contracted to provide Prayer Warriors, I see this as a tremendously helpful action directly affecting the lives of so many Texans and Puerto Ricans, and there is little more than could be done.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-19-2017, 01:05 AM
Just one thing: Mr Trump NEVER jokes.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ays/770466001/
I would prefer stoning, it is more biblical. But we cannot deny this is a huge step forward!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
10-19-2017, 03:04 AM
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Trump may have misunderstood Pence. The only hangings I recall from the Bible are in the book of Esther--when it was a Persian method of capital punishment, and that of Judas Iscariot--who was so steeped in sin that he not only betrayed Our Beloved Lord, but he also committed suicide AND used a non-kosher method. He may have felt sorta bad about what he had done, but if he had really repented, he would have stoned himself, which is the Biblical way to go--for individual judgments of captial punishment, that is.
For mass capital punishment, God has used flood, fire and brimstone, plagues, earthquakes, angels, and when He's really busy, He delegates and has His followers put people to the sword.
Stoning everybody in an entire village, or tribe or city would take a lot of work with a lot of stones. Unless . . . would using one really big stone to crush a whole lot of people at once be an acceptable alternative? I will have to pray and consult the Bible closely on this. Of course, if I get confused or overwhelmed, I can always ask a pastor!
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
11-20-2017, 03:48 PM
“If Jesus Christ gets down off the cross and told me Trump is with Russia, I would tell him, 'Hold on a second. I need to check with the president if it's true,’” said Mark Lee, one of six Trump voters to appear on a CNN panel Monday morning.
This is precisely the kind of loyalty that a Great Man inspires. It's precisely the kind of loyalty that we see here towards our dear pastor Zeke at Landover Baptist Church.
I for one appreciate the kind of loyalty that isn't burdened by forces that demand political correctness, copious logs of data, or even regular old common sense. It's the kind of loyalty that the Christian Faith is founded on, and the kind of loyalty that will make America Great Again.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-11-2017, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Oh, I see Dorito Mussolini has now pledged one meeeeelllion of his own money to help victims of Harvey.
This is a guy who claims to be worth over $4 billion.
So, say I have $1000, and I give you a quarter because your now-homeless family hasn't eaten a warm meal in a couple of weeks. No, not a quarter of $1000 (being $250), but 25 actual cents (same ratio of 4 billion to 1 million).
Would you be fawning over me, declaring you my hero, my savior, my BFF? Probably not.
But then, I'd have Faux News there to point out how ungrateful you scum are.
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why is this person labled as atheist dick or something like that? he doesnt agree with trumps politics. what does politics have to do with believing in god? is trump in the bible and worshiped or something? because as far as i know, he isnt. he doesnt deserve to be either.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
12-11-2017, 06:20 AM
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So if you were a victim, would you prefer a million bucks from Donald or condolences from Bernie Sanders? Cause I don't see him putting any money.
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is bernie sanders as rich as trump?
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12-12-2017, 02:09 AM
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why is this person labled as atheist dick or something like that?
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Because he is a hellbound atheist dick. Read more of his posts for proof.
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he doesnt agree with trumps politics. what does politics have to do with believing in god? is trump in the bible and worshiped or something? because as far as i know, he isnt. he doesnt deserve to be either.
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I am confused. What any of that has anything to do with that Didymus guy being an atheist dick?
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