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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 05-11-2016, 02:08 PM

I rephrase what I said and have had a small talk with my husband. God knows the future and past, he planned it all out every detail and he doesn't want to change it. Forgive me for saying he failed somehow. He didn't, I'm pregnant so I'm having mood swings.
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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 05-11-2016, 05:52 PM

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...God knows the future and past, he planned it all out every detail and he doesn't want to change it...
Like when He precondemned all the people throughout history who didn't have a chance to hear about Jesus and get saved before they die, to everlasting Hellfire though they never committed a sin.

Or all the babies, infants, toddlers, and children who die (disease or accident) before they were old enough to understand the sacrifice Jesus made for them ("Hey look I'm dead, aaaaand... now I'm not, cool huh?"), yup, eternal torment and suffering for them, too.

Or anyone born with congenital conditions preventing them from ever understanding the Bible (I dislike the term "retard" for the misuse it's seen, but everything else just seems an avoidance of reality in order to not hurt someone's feelings, and I hate that even more), let's see what the Bible has in store... yeah, Hell again.

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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 05-19-2016, 03:38 PM

satin is pretty cool guys


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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 05-19-2016, 04:45 PM

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satin is pretty cool guys
Sure, as long as you don't mix it with other fabrics:

Deuteronomy 22:11 Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.

(However I am unsure how does that comment relate to the topic of this thread).
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Rather a "slutty Retard" the a so called "True Christian"...
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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 05-19-2016, 07:38 PM

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Rather a "slutty Retard" the a so called "True Christian"...
Hello TST,

Don´t just barge in. Be so kind to start your own thread in the introduction forum. Instructions are on top of the forum, in the topic description.

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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Why the hostility, dear? What angers you so much that you would turn your face from the loving embrace of Christ?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Hello and to our Godly forum!

While it's hard to understand what you're trying to say because of your apparent inability to post in complete sentences, we are very glad that you've decided to take some time off your busy schedule to post on our forum. We'd be even more happy if you posted an introduction thread in the introduction forum, so we could get to know you better!

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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 05-19-2016, 09:23 PM

You could probably help me more if you gave me spelling lessons then the intruduction forum but thanks actually bc I really needed to find that place, so thanks again.

The reson I turned away from christ is because he turned away from me first. I will not worship someone who wouldn't give me a chance.
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You could probably help me more if you gave me spelling lessons then the intruduction forum but thanks actually bc I really needed to find that place, so thanks again.
Oh, you're most welcome, sweetie! I truly enjoy helping others.

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Well, you see, it's His world, and His rules. Complaining that the rules are not fair won't really help you much, but if you still want to be in the tiny minority that God wants to save while 99.9% of humanity will be burning in forever, you can still repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

I will pray for you.
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Trust me that would be nice, but I have too many unanswerd questions. I anyone can answer a few of them I might give it a try.
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The BBC has recently announced its intention to emasculate science fiction as a genre and clutter the TARDIS with bras and panties in some European version of GRRL POWER PANTIE PARADE. A foolish story about an alien with two hearts travelling through time in a telephone box that's bigger on the inside? Foolish, but if you must. A woman Doctor? Completely implausible.



Season One, Doctor Who spends all her time correcting people who refer to her as Nurse Who.


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Default Re: Doctor Who: Changing Christian children into slutty retards! - 09-18-2017, 12:11 PM

I really wish it was illegal to teach children Christianity. I'd rather be slutty than ***profanity that insults women and their private parts removed*** like you people.
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