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Beauty..............and ME! -
01-02-2008, 04:12 PM
QUOTE: "Best-Selling Author, Witty Columnist, and compelling speaker, proves it is possible to be beautiful, intelligent and Conservative".
They must mean ME!!
God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-02-2008, 04:26 PM
HUBBA HUBBA!!
Your beauty almost makes me want to become a Christian.
Do you have husband?
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-02-2008, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Abdul-Khaaliq
HUBBA HUBBA!!
Your beauty almost makes me want to become a Christian.
Do you have husband?
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Oh Dear. I'm so sorry for the Camel Turd Miss Coulter. I'm having to clean up after him..... again.
The quicker we teach them our American ways the sooner we can use them free their minds.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-02-2008, 05:11 PM
Oh Ann, You are just STUNNING!
You look so strong and manly errr confident.
I'm going to order Tater your poster and if I see my honeypie Pastor Zeke drooling over it I'm going to smack him!
Keep up GOD'S work Sister. We are so proud of you!
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-02-2008, 10:31 PM
And so modest...
um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-02-2008, 10:56 PM
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And so modest...
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Get back in your cage you hobgoblin.
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Ann Coulter
They must mean ME!!
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Oooooh Miss Coulter, I can't believe I'm speaking to such a famous lady! What an honor! Gosh, beauty and brains all in one! You look so pretty in your new poster! My son-in-law says he's going to order a full-size copy of it just as soon as he can (um, for the twins' room, of course)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Ann Coulter
QUOTE: "Best-Selling Author, Witty Columnist, and compelling speaker, proves it is possible to be beautiful, intelligent and Conservative".
They must mean ME!!
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Please, please,sign my daddy's book. I will pay you. I swear.
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 08:53 AM
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Get back in your cage you hobgoblin.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 09:34 AM
Sister Coulter, I have to admit I've been an admirer of your work for many years now. The only problem is that you're setting too high of a standard for the rest of us women...some men expect all of us women to be as smart as you are! Please keep up the good work. You're keeping all the filthy lieberals on their toes with your witty dialogue and exposure of the truth.
What I wouldn't give to be as young, smart, thin, and pretty as you! You've got it all, Sister!
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Sister Coulter, I have to admit I've been an admirer of your work for many years now. The only problem is that you're setting too high of a standard for the rest of us women...some men expect all of us women to be as smart as you are! Please keep up the good work. You're keeping all the filthy lieberals on their toes with your witty dialogue and exposure of the truth.
What I wouldn't give to be as young, smart, thin, and pretty as you! You've got it all, Sister!
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Victory, what I wouldn't give for your truth. I have been meaning to tell ya! Wheeeere in the devil can I get a hat like that? Sexy and a bible thumper is sooo cool. You look hot to trot!!!
Now you also tell me how that vegetarian state is going for you???
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 09:46 AM
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Now you also tell me how that vegetarian state is going for you???
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Vegetarian? Maybe you misunderstood me somewhere along the line. I eat cows and chickens and pigs just like GOD intended. My cat is safe though, since I'm not an Oriental.
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 09:54 AM
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Vegetarian? Maybe you misunderstood me somewhere along the line. I eat cows and chickens and pigs just like GOD intended. My cat is safe though, since I'm not an Oriental.
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Right......VB... you only quote the Veggie part.. 'never once your sexy hat that I wanted to talk about...'
Call or pm me if you are curious... YOu know what I am talking about!
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 10:09 AM
Are you putting the moves on me, Seeker? Because I'm a good Christian Lady who does not put out!
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 10:18 AM
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Are you putting the moves on me, Seeker? Because I'm a good Christian Lady who does not put out!
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Straight up!!
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 01:51 PM
I do love an avatar with alot of skin folds and mulitple chins! Hot dawg!
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 02:03 PM
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I do love an avatar with alot of skin folds and mulitple chins! Hot dawg!
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We can always change your Avatar to this one if you don't like the one you have
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 02:19 PM
Awwww! Lol
um... have to change my signature... can't think of anything to put... oh well...
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 02:40 PM
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We can always change your Avatar to this one if you don't like the one you have
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Sister, I do believe he'd feel quite at home with that and probably start calling it 'mom' straight away. These evil-utionists would have us believe those charming creatures were our ancestors! Please, the true test of a woman is how good her apple pie is, and I'll bet my last pair of pantihose an ape couldn't even manage a decent batch of cookies.
"She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37
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Re: Beauty..............and ME! -
01-03-2008, 07:32 PM
You're right Sister Anna. Baking skills are the best judge of a woman. And let me tell you, I know my cookies and cakes! It sickens me that this trash comes to our board and starts insulting us and calling us names. I wonder why Caveman Joe hasn't put his picture on here for us all to ridicule? He probably looks like a 600-pound gorilla. He certainly has the grammar skills of one.
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