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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-23-2014, 05:26 PM
I'm offended when th gaywise don't behave normally (for them).
Mincing and lisping is a very reliable way of recognising these felons as they go about their filthy trade
It seems that as part of the New Gay Agenda there is a worrying trend to hide their true nature under a shroud of walking purposefully, talking clearly and generally being decisive.
It makes me sick.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-23-2014, 05:40 PM
I do understand... I had someone ask me "Why is being gay unnatural and being straight natural?" DUDE. First off, have this Leviticus 18:22, this 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 (defile themselves with mankind), this Romans 1:27, Jude 1:7 (Strange flesh, aka not straight sex) and this Genesis 1:28 (MULTIPLY. You cannot multiply if you are a homersexual). Secondly, even if you want to take this scientifically, the bodies of man and woman are obviously made for one another only. Plugging each other in the arse is NOT natural, unlike us normal people.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-24-2014, 11:44 AM
At the moment I am offended by all the newspaper reports in the UK that are saying the flooding is due to science and not because God is angry about gay marriage.
Join the dots! These secularismistic fools will have us all marching in to Hell if nobody stands for what's decent and right and starts moves towards proper capital punishment for the homos.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-25-2014, 08:32 AM
People who try to convert me to other religions in the street.
Lamentations 4:5 They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace dunghills.
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Posts: 143
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Location: Godly USA
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-01-2014, 03:17 PM
People who disrespect God in any way. It just something that annoys me a lot.
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Location: Black Forrest, Germany
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-05-2014, 01:00 AM
Why do so many people hate God?
Titus 3:10-11
A man that is an heretick after the first and second admonition reject;
Knowing that he that is such is subverted, and sinneth, being condemned of himself.
Romans 16:17
Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
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Location: Godless Wisconsin
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-05-2014, 04:28 AM
I really do not like homosexuals. They make me so angry that I want to rip my hair out. They act so stupid and gross. They wear really tight pants to show off their distended anuses. Today I seen 2 people I think were queers walking around the local grocery mart talking about how they wanted to get some kind of salami and then the other one said "no get the bigger one its a better deal" I was so mad.
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Location: Time out, on the naughty step.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-05-2014, 08:04 PM
I am highly offended by my bean~licking bull dyke lezza of a Dr. She wouldn't let my HUSBAND into the examination room, saying that is their policy. Firstly he has a right to be there 'cos he owns me, I was bought fair and square. Secondly, I know her agenda, she wants to stuff me full of baby killing pills and contraptions. Thirdly she wants to ask me stupid questions about how my HUSBAND treats me, she might be happy about going to hell but I ain't gonna let her jeopardize my salvation by attempting to talk me out of my holy, righteous and much deserved ass paddlings. Liberals are so infuriating.
LOVE, HONOR, OBEY.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the midst of His Will®
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-05-2014, 11:33 PM
Cage The Elephant!
If there were ever a more straight forward euphemism for anal sex, I've never heard it!
And check out 1:25 to 1:33 on this abomination:
That is the stark reality every True Christian™ husband has to face, and is no good excuse for skidding sideways into another man's rectum. What a disgrace!
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-12-2014, 05:35 PM
CONFESS!!!
OK, which one of you microwaved the seafood casserole and left half of it on the counter in the mens cafeteria? Not only is eating shellfish a sin (Leviticus 11:9-12) it STINKS to high heaven. Even in secular circles this practice is unacceptable.
Whomever did this, I would suggest getting your behind in there right now with a can of Godly febreeze before Pastor Ezekiel finds out. You remember what happened to Sister Janet Flatterty when she ordered a platter of shrimp cocktail to the mens praise gathering in June of 2010? Well, you don't see her around here anymore do you?
Hop to it!!!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-13-2014, 01:48 AM
I've been feeling especially perturbed by all these Toyotas.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-15-2014, 01:47 AM
I'm deeply offended by the media going on and on and on about that Chinamen plane that went down a week ago. I mean, I get it, the plane disappeared and nobody knows what happened, so what are they still babbling about? Can we just please move on to some other news? Isn't anything else happening in the world?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-16-2014, 09:48 PM
I am offended by the local gas station negro that lied to me about Copenhagen being made in America. I chewed that commy dirt for years. I am offended by Emperor Obama trying to push White Slavery on us good ol country folk. I am offended by Emperor Obama telling lies about the Godly tea party. I am offended by atheists hating on the military, and Godly people like George w. bush. I am offended by the piece of trash that is "Non-stop". I am offended by CNN. I am offended by Bill Maher.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2014, 05:12 AM
I am offended by the trash on this web site. I have no idea how I came across your "so-called" religious beliefs agenda, but let me tell you all something, Downs Syndrome kids don't need an exorcism, nor do kids like my autistic son deserve to be called retard. You people are the retards, and deserve to burn in hell for all of your rude, racist, homophobic comments. Hmmm, think I'm going to post your little non existent bull crap forum where you flame everyone in the world who isn't white, straight or disabled. Shame on all of you little country bumbkin, red neck, country music lovin, cigarette smoking, gun loving, screwing your first cousin because you think it's right, NASCAR watching, craw fish eating, road kill loving, moon shine drinking, mack truck loving fools you all are!
To call an autistic child a retard is like calling one of you people ignorant and stupid.....wait a minute, you all are ignorant and stupid. My child didn't ask to become autistic after having his 2 year old shots, and if I was right next to all of you *** potty language ***, I would beat the *** potty language *** out of each and everyone of you.
Hello, I think I hear your wife/sister/cousin calling you, and for you women whores, quit using abortion as birth control after a hard night of drinking that good ol moonshine, maybe you'll remember your brother *** potty language *** you, which is why all you southern SOBs are disgusting!
I think I'll call PRESIDENT OBAMA and tell him where to truely point the nuke at, you bunch of hypocritical loser, *** potty language ***. I think your possum is done, run along now and eat.
Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 03-21-2014 at 05:17 AM.
Reason: Potty mouth.
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Confirmed Enemy of God
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Posts: 120
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Hell. Roasting Eternally With The Dark Lord.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2014, 05:16 AM
Quote:
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Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, hail Obama, Hail Obama, cluck cluck
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Someone didn't beat you enough when you were little did they?
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Gushing for Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2014, 05:19 AM
I don't eat craw fish (Leviticus 11:9-12; Deuteronomy 14:9-10). But thank you for taking the time out of your day to show just why God decides to mentally cripple some children before they ever draw their first breath (Exodus 20:5; Numbers 14:18; Deuteronomy 5:9).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2014, 05:24 AM
First of all, please watch the language: some of us have children without the retard, and they can read your foul language. we are a family-friendly site!
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Originally Posted by motherofautisticson
blah blah blah My child didn't ask to become autistic after having his 2 year old shots blah blah blah
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Friend, you've been hoaxed: immunizations don't cause the retard...click here to find that you been lied to.
I don't know if your child decided to be a dummy or if God struck it with something, but you need to start praying to make that thing normal.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-21-2014, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by motherofautisticson
Shame on all of you little country bumbkin, red neck, country music lovin, cigarette smoking, gun loving, screwing your first cousin because you think it's right, NASCAR watching, craw fish eating, road kill loving, moon shine drinking, mack truck loving fools you all are!
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I am none of those things. I do however, believe that the word of God should be followed to the letter. What's wrong with that? Everything said by a True Christian ™ on this forum can be backed by scripture. Can you say the same?
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-30-2014, 11:58 PM
Last night I had a terrible nightmare about a gothic standing in my appartement and attacking me with a knife. I really thought its real but Jesus woke me up in time to realise it was a dream. Thank You Jesus!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
03-31-2014, 01:39 AM
i am offended when a fellow heterosaxual does not enjoy eating trash. how can you say that you are a hetero™ when you do not enjoy the taste of nice, fresh garbage at breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
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