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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 11:52 AM

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You're right Sister Anna. Baking skills are the best judge of a woman. And let me tell you, I know my cookies and cakes! It sickens me that this trash comes to our board and starts insulting us and calling us names. I wonder why Caveman Joe hasn't put his picture on here for us all to ridicule? He probably looks like a 600-pound gorilla. He certainly has the grammar skills of one.
Oh, I am absolutely positive you would make a mean batch of coconut crunch cookies and also the lightest sponge cake around. Hallelujah! That is the true mark of a godly woman. I have a knack for guessing what baked goods the fellow female members of the congregation are best at and also worst at. Next time, use a little less baking soda in the red velvet cake, I think it will perfect it!


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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 02:48 PM

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Oh, I am absolutely positive you would make a mean batch of coconut crunch cookies and also the lightest sponge cake around. Hallelujah! That is the true mark of a godly woman. I have a knack for guessing what baked goods the fellow female members of the congregation are best at and also worst at. Next time, use a little less baking soda in the red velvet cake, I think it will perfect it!
Why is a woman's social status derived from her baking skills? Why is it important for you to be able to bake well. In Heaven, I don't think that there is an extreme need for baked goods. When I wrote I like pie on here, I was ridiculed for that. Yet by your standards, that's exactly what I should be interested in.
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 03:06 PM

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Why is a woman's social status derived from her baking skills? Why is it important for you to be able to bake well. In Heaven, I don't think that there is an extreme need for baked goods. When I wrote I like pie on here, I was ridiculed for that. Yet by your standards, that's exactly what I should be interested in.
Are you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.

Have you something against Baking? Are you a lazy good for nothing Lezbeen?



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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 03:19 PM

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Are you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.
I hope the Pastors reach a conclusion on this soon, Sister Tal. I'll be praying for your non-soul though, and don't forget that your earthly beauty and presence is a gift for all of us True Christian men - I say this with all dignity and respect of course.

Ann Coulter could possibly just be even prettier, I haven't decided on this either - it's like saying you prefer a rose over an orchid.


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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 03:19 PM

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Are you so certain Women go to Heaven at all?
There is some doubt about this, and our clever Menfolk are still doing Biblical Research. It doesn't look good.

Have you something against Baking? Are you a lazy good for nothing Lezbeen?
No, I'm saying that I like pie. I don't hate baking, in fact, I really enjoy my cooking class. I was just confused is all, so I thought I'd ask. I thought you guys were here to help people understand....
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 03:24 PM

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No, I'm saying that I like pie. I don't hate baking, in fact, I really enjoy my cooking class. I was just confused is all, so I thought I'd ask. I thought you guys were here to help people understand....
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 03:51 PM

I have a question. Beside my names in posts, it says that I am unsaved trash, and that I am under investigation. What does this mean?
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 04:17 PM

Also, shouldn't it be beauty and I?
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 04:24 PM

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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-04-2008, 07:36 PM

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Next time, use a little less baking soda in the red velvet cake, I think it will perfect it!
Why thank you for the tip, Sister Anna! How did you know I was planning on baking a red velvet cake (my favorite!) this weekend? I knew there was something that could be improved in my recipe. Less baking soda...surely that's the key.
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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-12-2008, 12:20 AM

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Sister Ann, if ever they start to print Bibles with centerfolds, I pray that you will be in mine. Or maybe sister JennyD.



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Default Re: Beauty..............and ME! - 01-14-2008, 07:21 AM

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