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Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-02-2016, 05:24 PM
My sister has enlisted my help in choosing a wedding dress as she is soon to be married. She wants something like this:  I think something like this:  And her father and mother are thinking somehing like this: 
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-02-2016, 07:28 PM
Sweetie, if your sister actually wants to please God on her wedding day, I suggest something like this, it's the least you should show: <<<pornographic link removed by moderator>>>
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-02-2016, 07:48 PM
Nevermind, THIS is what God would like: <<<pornographic link removed by moderator>>>
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-02-2016, 08:13 PM
We want her to feel beautiful in her wedding dress, her whole family and many of her friends will be there mind you. She wants a dress that is appealing and well, big. Like a princess dress or whatever. She's still in that princess phase. Buf if that is not available she would like to wear traditional Indian wedding attire as her husband to be is Indian, what do you think?
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-02-2016, 08:30 PM
This is an Indian Wedding dress she is considering. 
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-02-2016, 08:44 PM
She's American! Do you want her to start sticking dots on her face and praising false "gods"?
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-02-2016, 08:47 PM
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This is an <<deleted Muslimist propaganda>> she is considering.
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I'll thank you not to post religious hate messages on our gentle Christian site. You have offended every Christian who reads this board. I hope the moderators give you an infraction. Disgusting.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-03-2016, 12:07 AM
Excuse me? He is a Christian man and does not worship Indian gods! What is wrog with you people?
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-03-2016, 12:12 AM
I was not posting hate messages, no idea where you got that from. I am simply asking for opinions for my sister's wedding dress.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-03-2016, 06:05 PM
Your sister is a whore and will spend an eternity in Hell where she deserves. What she wears on her wedding day is inconsequential, however she might consider something with pockets so she can stash the money she'll be picking up spreading her legs for the drunk teenage boys and middle aged men forced to attend such a depressing show of vanity.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-03-2016, 08:25 PM
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Your sister is a whore and will spend an eternity in Hell where she deserves. What she wears on her wedding day is inconsequential, however she might consider something with pockets so she can stash the money she'll be picking up spreading her legs for the drunk teenage boys and middle aged men forced to attend such a depressing show of vanity.
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Amen Sister - that red wedding dress is the kind worn by those Mexican slut dancers - and is offensive to Jesus.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-03-2016, 10:32 PM
No, she will not. She is not a whore, she is a virgin and will stay that way until her honeymoon next week.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-03-2016, 10:42 PM
My entire mother's side is Mexican, that's very offensive.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-04-2016, 12:19 AM
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Durr me mommy is messican and I mad at you fo sayin dat durr
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Mexican, huh? Well that explains you AND your slutty sister.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-04-2016, 09:34 AM
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Mexican, huh? Well that explains you AND your slutty sister.
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Hello Tay,
What is the source of the quote in your post? Such things are important so one knows to what or to whom you are referring. And more important: If it is a genuine representation of the statements or opinions of your source. This is not a forum where you want to be called out on John 8:44.
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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-05-2016, 02:13 PM
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No, she will not. She is not a whore, she is a virgin and will stay that way until her honeymoon next week.
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Then if she's a virgin, she needs to wear a dress that is modest and as white as snow. You also need to make sure that she doesn't wear gold, pearls, or anything expensive. 1 Timothy 2:9 is a good example of how a woman should dress.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
07-08-2016, 06:29 AM
Your sister is a whore and advertising it if she chooses to wear red! If she is a virgin, she should be wearing a pure white dress that is simple, and modest. I attached a picture of one that my husband likes. However, he disapproves of the bride, given her lack of veil.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
08-23-2016, 06:33 AM
She is already married and she chose the dress I picked. It was a lovely wedding.
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
08-23-2016, 08:00 AM
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She is already married and she chose the dress I picked. It was a lovely wedding.
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So you went ahead and ignored everyone else's opinions (gee, big surprise there) and did what you wanted to (and were going to anyways) and you're apparently happy with the results.
So why the hell did you ask in the first place, and why the fu ck are you still here?
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Re: Need help choosing a wedding dress! -
08-23-2016, 08:34 AM
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She is already married and she chose the dress I picked. It was a lovely wedding.
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Shameful.Im sure you had fun at her secular city hall "wedding", but know this: it's an illegitimate"civil union" in the Eyes of The Lord God, and both your sister's and her Taoist's eternal souls are in jeopardy of damnation and Hellfire.
I just pray your father tithes his 50 shekels. I
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