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Default Re: GOD, tired of death metal band AC/DC, smites Malcolm Young - 12-19-2017, 11:08 PM

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Jeez I was expecting something reasonable...
<div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I will not say 'Oh, qué lástima!' because I think it is not one.</span><div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></div><div style="font-size: 14.6667px;">Theirs music was terrible. I think they could learned more from real american rock like _Bon Jovi if they were listened to it.</div><div style="font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></div><div style="font-size: 14.6667px;">So, sorry, I think it's a shame he die dementially actually.</div></div>
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Default Re: GOD, tired of death metal band AC/DC, smites Malcolm Young - 12-19-2017, 11:09 PM

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Jeez I was expecting something reasonable...
Why? Because people are nice???
Or they should be?


Have you read the bible?
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Default Re: GOD, tired of death metal band AC/DC, smites Malcolm Young - 12-19-2017, 11:59 PM

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ld learned more from real american rock like _Bon Jovi if they were listened to it.
You mean Jon Bon Jovi? The "bad boy" with a "good heart" who flaunts his chest-meat like he's auditioning for the washboard part in Mumford and Sons? That Bon Jovi?





Tell me the difference between this and former Pope Benny doing the same thing?




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Default Re: GOD, tired of death metal band AC/DC, smites Malcolm Young - 01-06-2018, 05:10 PM

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Malcolm Young's eternal torment has only just begun. Praise Jesus, he will be punished for ever and ever. Why would anyone want to join him in Hell?


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