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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-06-2010, 09:10 PM
GOD HATES US ALL
WE DUTCH SHALL ALL BURN IN HELL
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06-06-2010, 09:15 PM
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No, not all drugs are legal. We make a big difference between hard- and softdrugs. We allow a small amount of softdrugs like weed and hasj. All harddrugs such as xtc are strictly forbidden.
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This is simply not true. Your government even has a special agency doing quality control for xtc distribution on parties.
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The 'Christen Unie' does not preach does things. Not one political party does.
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Did you bother to click the link I provided?
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we are one of the leading countries in the world in the world of soccer
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I assure you the rest of the planet disagrees. But there is a World Championship starting in a few days, so feel free to prove me wrong by winning something there.
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In Sebrenica happend a lot of bad things, true. But that does not make a army wrong.
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Actually it does. Running away when it becomes scary is not how an army should behave.
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The rumor did go around about Bernhard, who supposed to had connections with the nazis. However that is never proved to be true.
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Of course not. He got legal immunity for joining the royal family. Which is why he joined in the first place. He didn't even love his wife and had a separate real family with the women he actually loved. He had children with 3 women. He also abused his legal immunity to steal an insane amount of money in the Lockheed Bribery Scandal for which he, of course, never went to jail. His "punishment" was that he had to wear different clothes during official occasions.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-06-2010, 09:21 PM
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GOD HATES US ALL
WE DUTCH SHALL ALL BURN IN HELL
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and i'm proud to be dutch, everything better than an ignorant religious fool, who lives his life by folling a book that was made up thousands of years ago...
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-06-2010, 09:24 PM
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and i'm proud to be dutch, everything better than an ignorant religious fool, who lives his life by folling a book that was made up thousands of years ago...
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If you're talking about those Satanic versions such as New International Version and New Century Version then yes, it is the wrong book filled with nonsense!
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06-06-2010, 09:29 PM
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and i'm proud to be dutch, everything better than an ignorant religious fool, who lives his life by folling a book that was made up thousands of years ago...
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I agree (well, not about the dutch part of course).
The only thing worse than a religious fool is an atheist. Fortunately, God brings many misguided lost souls to us and we use His divine guidance to steer the fools back on the path to religious enlightenment. As you well know, having a personal relationship with Jesus Christ is the best thing in the world. Nothing makes me happier than sharing my pentrating love for Him with all my friends, like you. Using the KJV1611 Bible (merely 400 years old, not like that really old packs of lies you were referring to) is a real eye opener, a Book you cannot put down until the end.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-06-2010, 09:33 PM
EVERY bible is wrong, so is the quran, and other religious books
alle made up stories, made up in a time when the people had to have some sort explanation voor everything
because they didn't have scientifical explanations, they just made up some stories
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06-06-2010, 09:36 PM
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EVERY bible is wrong, so is the quran, and other religious books
alle made up stories, made up in a time when the people had to have some sort explanation voor everything
because they didn't have scientifical explanations, they just made up some stories
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How can you use that name and claim that ALL religions are wrong, with your clear love of all things Pirate I hope the Truth found in the Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster will become clear to you soon
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-06-2010, 09:40 PM
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EVERY bible is wrong, so is the quran, and other religious books
alle made up stories, made up in a time when the people had to have some sort explanation voor everything
because they didn't have scientifical explanations, they just made up some stories
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Jack, a tear in the eye of Jesus at your words. I'd like you to back up with scripture, your wild claims. Failing that, photographs or eye witness accounts to the contray.
See Jack, you apparently are the omly person to think that way. Billions upon billions know otherwise. Why do you think that is, JacK? Hmmm?
Even the Nazi Al Einstein knew God was The Man. Just because you are fairly ignorant and uneducted is no excuse not the beleive in Him.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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06-06-2010, 10:03 PM
Hmmm, Please, would you look at a map before hope to know where the Netherlands are?
It isn't next to poland nor turkey...
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-06-2010, 11:29 PM
For a second I believed you were serious about all this, then found out the whole forum is a true religion. Nice one
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06-06-2010, 11:38 PM
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For a second I believed you were serious about all this, then found out the whole forum is a true religion. Nice one
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Why would we bother to study the Bible if we didn't take it with the utmost of seriousness?
You need look no further than Brother V's Bible in a year Pastor Peter's Things that the Bible doesn't say, I highly recommend Dr. D's the 10 commandments and their punishments. True Disciple's dissertation on population displacement is highly enlightening. Billy Bob Black's series of the Greatest Smitings of the Bible is great stuff too.
Bestiality is a sin.
Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-06-2010, 11:46 PM
as finishing touch god created the dutch
So piffle al of you piffleing piffles
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-06-2010, 11:50 PM
I hate how atheists are so arrogant in that they determine anything that goes against their beliefs is automatically wrong or must be some kind of joke. I don't consider Christianity to be funny in the slightest.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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06-06-2010, 11:52 PM
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I hate how atheists are so arrogant in that they determine anything that goes against their beliefs is automatically wrong or must be some kind of joke. I don't consider Christianity to be funny in the slightest.
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And still we're gods finishing touch
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 12:05 AM
And why the vulgar acronym deleted in can't say vulgar acronym deleted
Is it bad or something?
How about sex is that ok?
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06-07-2010, 12:13 AM
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And why the vulgar acronym deleted in can't say vulgar acronym deleted
Is it bad or something?
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It is pathetic and vulgar, yes.
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How about sex is that ok?
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If you are using it to describe the act of creating new life for Jesus between a man and a woman who are married then it is fine.
Otherwise you can burn in hell.
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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND! -
06-07-2010, 12:55 AM
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This agency has never been directely government funded. Another government funded institution chose to support it. After this became public knowledge funding to both parties has been effectively cut.
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Did you bother to click the link I provided?
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Yes I did. Sir, you are mistaken. The ChristenUnie (or Christian Union) is not the party you are linking to. The mentioned party is the Party for Neighborly Love, Freedom, and Diversity. Luckily it has been disbanded after a huge public outcry. The party foremen claimed their freedom of association which is a constitutional right in the Netherlands. A right also known in the US to be a fundamental right and protected by the first amendment. (see Roberts v. United States Jaycees, 468 U.S. 609 (1984))
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I assure you the rest of the planet disagrees. But there is a World Championship starting in a few days, so feel free to prove me wrong by winning something there.
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We’ll see about that in a fortnight.
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Actually it does. Running away when it becomes scary is not how an army should behave.
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A lot can be said about Srebrenica. First and foremost the blame should be laid at the politicians feet. Who decided to send in the footsoldiers without armor, without artillery and without any other offensive or seriously defensive capacity. The Dutch troops did resist the Serbian onslaught causing a few Dutch casualties as well. Many mistakes have been made on all levels. In Srebrenica, in the UN high command’s chain of command and in the Dutch parliament. The US got their bloody noses in Korea, Vietnam and the Iranian dessert in the early 80’s when trying to rescue the hostages. I might add Somalia as well.. All these major military failures have caused the armed forces to rethink their strategies and redo the training and equipment plans. Innocent people have drawn blood for these lessons, I hope they haven’t bled in vain. Dutch international use of military forces for peacekeeping and peace enforcing have vastly improved since Srebrenica. The excellent results in Cambodia, Eritrea, Iraq and Afgahnistan have proven this without a doubt. Yet the toll for the lessons learned in former Yugoslavia is enormous.
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Of course not. He got legal immunity for joining the royal family. Which is why he joined in the first place. He didn't even love his wife and had a separate real family with the women he actually loved. He had children with 3 women. He also abused his legal immunity to steal an insane amount of money in the Lockheed Bribery Scandal for which he, of course, never went to jail. His "punishment" was that he had to wear different clothes during official occasions.
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For your Information. HRH Prince Bernhard married into the Royal family in 1936. He has been a very controversial figure yet loved by the Dutch who forgave him his trespasses.
Off course non of this will save us from your crusade for eternal damnation. A path I will gladly follow once the facts and other accusations are correct.
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06-07-2010, 01:00 AM
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For your Information. HRH Prince Bernhard married into the Royal family in 1936. He has been a very controversial figure yet loved by the Dutch who forgave him his trespasses.
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Look here sinner the only " Royalty" around here is God! You best get right with Jesus.
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06-07-2010, 01:08 AM
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Look here sinner the only " Royalty" around here is God! You best get right with Jesus.
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Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us.
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06-07-2010, 07:26 AM
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This agency has never been directely government funded. Another government funded institution chose to support it.
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Ok, so your government sponsors an organization that sponsors an organization that organizes XTC quality control on parties. Thank you for admitting I am right about this.
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The party foremen claimed their freedom of association which is a constitutional right in the Netherlands. A right also known in the US to be a fundamental right and protected by the first amendment. (see Roberts v. United States Jaycees, 468 U.S. 609 (1984))
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I assure you the USA (or any other country but Holland for that matter) does not have a political party actively promoting sex with children. Only Holland has.
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A lot can be said about Srebrenica. First and foremost the blame should be laid at the politicians feet. Who decided to send in the footsoldiers without armor, without artillery and without any other offensive or seriously defensive capacity. The Dutch troops did resist the Serbian onslaught causing a few Dutch casualties as well. Many mistakes have been made on all levels. In Srebrenica, in the UN high command’s chain of command and in the Dutch parliament.
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You can play the blaim game all you like. Fact remains the Dutch gay coward army ran away scared and the people they were supposed to protect all died.
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Dutch international use of military forces for peacekeeping and peace enforcing have vastly improved since Srebrenica.
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No it didn't. The world just stopped trusting the Dutch and now you only go on extremely easy missions.
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HRH Prince Bernhard married into the Royal family in 1936. He has been a very controversial figure yet loved by the Dutch who forgave him his trespasses.
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My point exactly, he was a criminal who never got punished for his crimes.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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