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Another Hutchins man is no Longer Available! -
02-16-2015, 06:20 PM
Those of you who happened by the old Hutchins Plantation, LLC this past weekend already know, but my boy Rusty got married Saturday. I'd of sent out invitations but when a man's wife is with child almost every day for fifty years, it seems there are more marriages than jooish accountants!
I do not recall the girls name, but her hips seem strong and her loins taught. They have been given a few acres on the edge of the plantation and she will be clearing the land starting Tuesday 17th. Rusty of course, will be working at the company store, doing security reviews as customer employees leave with the items purchased on credit. I hope she owns boots as a blizzard is about to hit these parts and I'd hate to see her have to start married life in debt.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Another Hutchins man is no Longer Available! -
02-16-2015, 08:16 PM
Blessings!!!
I am sure they make strong workers and soldiers of Christ!!!
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02-17-2015, 06:32 AM
Congratulations, and good for you for keeping another woman from becoming a lezibean and from hell! What would you like me to send over as a wedding present?
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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02-17-2015, 07:48 AM
They look like a lovely young couple. Full of joy and hope for the future in bringing forth more Hutchins kids for Christ. Please convey my congratulations to them both, Brother James.
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Re: Another Hutchins man is no Longer Available! -
02-17-2015, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
Congratulations, and good for you for keeping another woman from becoming a lezibean and from hell! What would you like me to send over as a wedding present?
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That is awfully kind of you. I'd like a bottle of Glenfiddich.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Another Hutchins man is no Longer Available! -
02-18-2015, 03:50 AM
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That is awfully kind of you. I'd like a bottle of Glenfiddich.
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I sent over a couple bottles! Hope you enjoy it, and celebrate parenting done the godly way! I pray that when I give birth, and as my husband and I raise them, they will turn out as well yours have! I also included a pie for your son and some good workboots for his wife.
Mrs. Elizabeth
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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03-03-2015, 03:51 PM
Congratulations Mr.Hutchins! They both appear to have a bright future ahead of them that will bring forth many sons to follow in Christ's footsteps!
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Re: Another Hutchins man is no Longer Available! -
03-06-2015, 03:33 PM
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Re: Another Hutchins man is no Longer Available! -
03-06-2015, 04:01 PM
Well, it seems like the newest Mrs. Hutchins (not my wife) is with child. She vomits continuously and has that mottled pale look with very dark circles around her eyes. She has also lost her balance and fallen quite a few times. I am so proud!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-06-2015, 04:09 PM
Congratulations! I must say that boy ended up better than I expected. Is his wife pregnant yet?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Another Hutchins man is no Longer Available! -
03-10-2015, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Those of you who happened by the old Hutchins Plantation, LLC this past weekend already know, but my boy Rusty got married Saturday. I'd of sent out invitations but when a man's wife is with child almost every day for fifty years, it seems there are more marriages than jooish accountants!
I do not recall the girls name, but her hips seem strong and her loins taught. They have been given a few acres on the edge of the plantation and she will be clearing the land starting Tuesday 17th. Rusty of course, will be working at the company store, doing security reviews as customer employees leave with the items purchased on credit. I hope she owns boots as a blizzard is about to hit these parts and I'd hate to see her have to start married life in debt.
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This is brilliant news Mr Hitchens, blessings to your family.
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Re: Another Hutchins man is no Longer Available! -
04-01-2015, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Those of you who happened by the old Hutchins Plantation, LLC this past weekend already know, but my boy Rusty got married Saturday. I'd of sent out invitations but when a man's wife is with child almost every day for fifty years, it seems there are more marriages than jooish accountants!
I do not recall the girls name, but her hips seem strong and her loins taught. They have been given a few acres on the edge of the plantation and she will be clearing the land starting Tuesday 17th. Rusty of course, will be working at the company store, doing security reviews as customer employees leave with the items purchased on credit. I hope she owns boots as a blizzard is about to hit these parts and I'd hate to see her have to start married life in debt.
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Dear Brother James,
Congratulations on your newest acquisition. I have sent a case of glanmorangie 50 year old for you to celebrate. I hope your son breaks her in well and that she sees the Light of Jesus each time she kneels.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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