[Pastor Ezekiel]

I certainly wish this information had come out before the election!!

[Ammiel Habakuk]

That's no big surprise, the Kenyan mooslim buck has a history of arrogantly mocking Christianity and the Holy Bible, here's a fine example, that I'm sure you must have seen already:

it is just dreadful that this sand nigra gets to rule over God's Chosen (aka True Americans™), I can only hope the Rapture comes anytime now, so I don't have to witness this horrible show...

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

I have suspected something like this for a long time. I wonder what will happen next year when Christmas Season rolls around--will Barack Obama set up a Kwanzaa bush instead? Will he outlaw Christmas? I hope everyone enjoys this Christmas season, because it may be our LAST

[PetitionLady]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I certainly wish this information had come out before the election!!

I wish it had too, Pastor. It breaks my heart to know what's going on in the White House since he occupied it. And what's not going on.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Don't worry. Unless the recently-elected Republicans spend the entirety of the next two years trying to stop every attempt to reinvigorate the economy and bashing anything the Demoncrats put forward, even if it might be good or useful, thereby demonstrating that they've learned nothing and are still just about getting power (as in the 1990s), Obama will be a one-term President.

Oh, wait a minute . . .

Never mind.

[A Follower]

Obama does not just not celebrate Christmas, he does not even respect those who do have faith in God, who do believe Him and His Word.

Not once has Obama acknowledged the birth of baby Jesus. He does not even recognize that Americans are Christians by wishing the people a merry Christmas. Yes, that's right, Obama has not once said the words "merry Christmas" in his life. Hussein Obama ignores the greatest event in the history of mankind: God sending His own Son to absolve us of our sins! But not only that, he actually worships demons by wishing people a happy eid-al-fitr, a blessed ramadan, an eid-mubarak, a ramadan kareem.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Undoubtedly, Obama has some kind of paganistical voodoo mumbo jumbo altar in the White House for his chicken sacrifices.

Probably something like this:

[Brother Temperance]

If it's true that he celebrates Christmas, then why won't he show us his Christmas tree? What's he got to hide? We demand to see the tree now!

[PontiusPilate]

You hate him for being black and a democrat anyway. What does it matter if he celebrates christmas or not if you already don't like him? And how would his religion change him getting elected anyway? There is no rule which says the president of the United States must be of a cirtain religion.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by PontiusPilate

You hate him for being black and a democrat anyway. What does it matter if he celebrates christmas or not if you already don't like him?

Because, as loving Christians, we want to know if there's any shred of humanity left in his withered little soul. But if he doesn't even celebrate Christmas, his chances of salvation are slim indeed. It's like how you might dislike someone who took a long time getting on or off a bus, but your opinion of them would still change if they were a mass murderer.

And how would his religion change him getting elected anyway? There is no rule which says the president of the United States must be of a cirtain religion.

Not yet, anyway. And I believe that lying to the electorate is generally frowned upon. There's no rule which says you can't eat rice, but if you bought a box of Cheerios and it was just full of grains of rice I bet you'd be mightily disappointed. And, unlike Muslims, rice tends not to blow up in your face, rape your womenfolk or fly planes into buildings. Do you understand?

[ethaelso]

How can you expect a muslim to celebrate christmas? bad enough that he was elected president, now we have to worry about our children being converted to Islam and burning American flags!

[PontiusPilate]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Not yet, anyway. And I believe that lying to the electorate is generally frowned upon. There's no rule which says you can't eat rice, but if you bought a box of Cheerios and it was just full of grains of rice I bet you'd be mightily disappointed. And, unlike Muslims, rice tends not to blow up in your face, rape your womenfolk or fly planes into buildings. Do you understand?

Okay, your first analogy made sense. The second did not. How can you possibly compare there not being a rule of the presidents religion to buying a box of Cheerios and it being full of rice. That is a horrid comparison are you even aware of how US English grammar works? But I will give you rice does not in fact blow up buildings or rape your "womenfolk".

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by A Follower

Obama does not just not celebrate Christmas, he does not even respect those who do have faith in God, who do believe Him and His Word. Not once has Obama acknowledged the birth of baby Jesus.

He hasn't declared a National Jesus Day, or given God™ OR Jesus™ even an honorary seat on ANY of his commissions!

And that is what is wrong with Washington today.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by PontiusPilate

Okay, your first analogy made sense. The second did not. How can you possibly compare there not being a rule of the presidents religion to buying a box of Cheerios and it being full of rice. That is a horrid comparison are you even aware of how US English grammar works? But I will give you rice does not in fact blow up buildings or rape your "womenfolk".

I believe "buying a box of Cheerios and it being full of rice" pretty much sums up any attempt Obama might make in calling himself a "Christian" (which he repeatedly did during the campaign to fend off those putting forth the notion that he might be a mooselimb).

[JackBoden]

Thank you all for a great laugh.

I like the guy asking about the christmas tree. Surely true christians don't celebrate pagan rituals do they? Do they?

I like how you all condemn anyone who isn't white but when they say something that you like you're all up their ass. Hypocrites.

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by Imaginethetruth

I like how you all condemn anyone who isn't white but when they say something that you like you're all up their ass. Hypocrites.

You're racist. Do you honestly believe that we won't criticize a person for the sole reason that he is white? Nonsense. Oh, and we also don't condemn people who aren't white. God does. And it's their choice anyway, because we have a special ex-negro program for such people.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by PontiusPilate

Okay, your first analogy made sense. The second did not. How can you possibly compare there not being a rule of the presidents religion to buying a box of Cheerios and it being full of rice. That is a horrid comparison are you even aware of how US English grammar works? But I will give you rice does not in fact blow up buildings or rape your "womenfolk".

As ever, William Jennings Bryan explains it perfectly well. We object to Obama's dishonesty: a politician who is marketed as being full of God's love but in fact is filled with Islamic demons is comparable to a box that is marketed as being full of breakfast cereal but in fact is full of rice. Although, as I've said, for the analogy to work perfectly the box would have to be full of a foodstuff that put your life, your dignity, and your immortal soul in extreme peril, and I can't think of many types of food that do that.

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner

Undoubtedly, Obama has some kind of paganistical voodoo mumbo jumbo altar in the White House for his chicken sacrifices.

Probably something like this:

That picture is just too horrible for words. Although it does serve the purpose of showing all True Christian™ the depravity of the heathen and their leader, Obama, it is upsetting. I do hope our dear sister Felicity doesn't happen upon this thread.

I personally prefer to see pictures of sweet Baby Jesus as we near His hallowed birthday. I can almost hear the herald angels singing.

[Felicity]

@Bible Student I don't scare easily as I have Jesus on my side!

[raydanic]

Who cares if they don't celebrate Christmas? Each of us has our own beliefs. IDC. As long as they don't stole Christmas.