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Default Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-17-2007, 01:49 PM





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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-17-2007, 02:42 PM

If it weren't all so real I'd say it was made up.




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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-17-2007, 04:36 PM

Oh my Baptist GOD, Brother Peter, what a horrible thought! I'd rather kiss that libber-Al girlie-Man Darren Myers-Ingram-Hyphenola!
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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-17-2007, 04:40 PM

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If it weren't all so real I'd say it was made up.





Are you posting a review of the show or were you there for personal reasons?


We Catholics, who trace our lineage right back to Jesus, have had two thousand years to get accustomed to specious attacks against us. From the day Jesus made St. Peter the rock upon which his Church would be built, to this very moment.

This is just another example of how far unrepentant sinners are willing to go to make a cheap buck. Did Landover invest in this show?



Bless you, my theatrical afelchionado,
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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-18-2007, 02:34 AM

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Are you posting a review of the show or were you there for personal reasons?


We Catholics, who trace our lineage right back to Jesus, have had two thousand years to get accustomed to specious attacks against us. From the day Jesus made St. Peter the rock upon which his Church would be built, to this very moment.

This is just another example of how far unrepentant sinners are willing to go to make a cheap buck. Did Landover invest in this show?



Bless you, my theatrical afelchionado,
Father Mo

If you weren't so busy luring altar boys into dark vestibules, you might have noticed that this demonic event has yet to take place. Neither Brother Peter, nor any other True Christian™ would ever attend, of course. In fact we at LBC are working hard behind the scenes to ensure that it never takes place.

A few of the Brothers and I will be in front of the hall, handing out Chick Tracts to all and sundry.

Once again, I urge you to give up your NAMBLA membership, take off your dress, stop worshiping mary and kissing men's rings, and ACCEPT JESUS NOW to get Saved. Pastor Pistle will be happy to personally arrange for your spiritual journey to begin. Bring along some of those solid gold crosses and we'll melt them down for Jesus.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-18-2007, 02:45 AM

Pope Benedict had to put his production of Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom on hold because he said, and I quote, "there just isn't enough feces in the world to recognize my vision." Needless to say the Scared Alter Boy Players were relieved at this, but still had to perform their daily renditions of Caligola and Satyricon.
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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-18-2007, 02:48 AM

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Are you posting a review of the show or were you there for personal reasons?

It's an upcoming event (but I've sent that ticket on to the DOF, so it should get quashed in time, thank God!)



We Catholics, who trace our lineage right back to Jesus,

Your "church" congealed from gobbledygook, a century and more after Jesus' sacrifice.
Catholojism is a paganistic mish-mash of feel-good pagentry starring shamen in cassocks;
a "religion" which had decended to such a corrupted disarray by the sixth century AD, that its spews and rot inspired that great impostor, Mohammed, to usurp and exploit a power vacuum; to create yet another real variation of God's wants.

Early Catlicks caused the birth of Islam, therefore caused this disasterous culmination in Islamic extremism we have today.
Thanks for that?



have had two thousand years to get accustomed to specious attacks against us. From the day Jesus made St. Peter the rock upon which his Church would be built, to this very moment.

And never was a church more parochial, driven by an invidious lineage of grubbing old popes. Never was a church more retrograde.

This is just another example of how far unrepentant sinners are willing to go to make a cheap buck.Did Landover invest in this show?

Landover had nothing to do with the travesty.
I found the ticket on a crabgrass Catlick lawn after the local rectory burned last week. Mysteriously.

May God strike me dead if I ever tell an untruth.




Bless you, my theatrical afelchionado,
Father Mo

Blast you too, Dear Fater





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and it's just the ticket too




PS: I just googled and learned that is a Greek Orthodox joint.
Figures. Greek. Uck.

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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-18-2007, 04:19 PM

i dun like the pope coz he dun like gays or abortions or even birth control.............. no wonder he dun like gays coz thats the best birth control!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!! if he ever comes too my city i would kiss my girlfriend in front of him n shock him with 2 goth bi girlz kissing lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-18-2007, 05:54 PM

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Pope Benedict had to put his production of Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom on hold because he said, and I quote, "there just isn't enough feces in the world to recognize my vision." Needless to say the Scared Alter Boy Players were relieved at this, but still had to perform their daily renditions of Caligola and Satyricon.
Ha! Silly pope! I'm making Money "hand over fist" since the Visage of JESUS appeared in my dungbread, and now all the Christian (Baptist) Faithful are coming and paying me to see it!

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Default Re: Unmitigated Pope Benedict - 02-18-2007, 06:33 PM

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Ha! Silly pope! I'm making Money "hand over fist" since the Visage of JESUS appeared in my dungbread, and now all the Christian (Baptist) Faithful are coming and paying me to see it!

"It's All in the Ingredients" (Baptist - not catlick!)
Ha hahhh! Well, that's so good, and in good taste too.

Much competition for dollars though;
I wonder how much the Ratican rakes in from licensing deals?
For instance,




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