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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-23-2010, 05:16 PM

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your ramming your make belief religion down innocent peoples throats...
Did you just register here and barge into a privately owned forum to tell us we are "ramming our religion down innocent people's throats?"

Do you know what irony is?

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what goes around comes around when your time is up you will be the ones in hell buring and rotting like the foul pigs you are

Mother piffleers
How incredibly judgmental of you.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-29-2010, 01:25 PM

I was not aware you all knew Paul Gray. Please enlighten me with all the bad things he has done in his life which make him deserve to go to hell.

Please inform me of all the foul lyrics you know of Slipknots
(Without googling them of course)
Please inform me of any bad you know of that this band has done. Go on, do it. If there is a god, it will be people like you who go to hell.
For spreading hate and judging people by their beliefs, sexuality and lifestyles.
Oh yeah, and by judging someone because they wear a mask, of course...
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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-29-2010, 01:30 PM

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If there is a god, it will be people like you who go to hell.
For spreading hate and judging people by their beliefs,
Does anyone else see the hypocrisy in this statement?


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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-29-2010, 06:16 PM

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I was not aware you all knew Paul Gray. Please enlighten me with all the bad things he has done in his life which make him deserve to go to hell.

Please inform me of all the foul lyrics you know of Slipknots
(Without googling them of course)
Please inform me of any bad you know of that this band has done. Go on, do it. If there is a god, it will be people like you who go to hell.
For spreading hate and judging people by their beliefs, sexuality and lifestyles.
Oh yeah, and by judging someone because they wear a mask, of course...
Listen you unsaved little turd, Paul Grey was a drug addict fornicator in one of the most unchristian bands EVER! I'm thrilled that God sent him to Hell when He did! That monster deserved much worse than he got for being a Devil worshiper! The Lord let him die in his sleep instead of torturing him with some long and painful illness. That is what you call mercy son, God is like that sometimes.

You're the one who's Hellbound, not any of the True Christians™ here my friend! You should consider giving up your sinful ways and come to Jesus before God sends you to Hell with your hero Paul Grey! Glory!




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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-29-2010, 07:00 PM

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I was not aware you all knew Paul Gray. Please enlighten me with all the bad things he has done in his life which make him deserve to go to hell.
He has sinned and come short of the glory of God. See 1 Kings 8:46, Romans 3:10 and Romans 3:23 for more information on this point.
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Please inform me of all the foul lyrics you know of Slipknots
(Without googling them of course)
Please inform me of any bad you know of that this band has done. Go on, do it.
Please inform us of any reason you know of why Jesus should have mercy on this perverted monster's soul.


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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-29-2010, 09:56 PM

Devil Worpishing?
Perverting?
Oh god... Give me a break. Okay, sure he WAS addicted to drugs, and that is bad. But can EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU honestly say that you have NEVER consumed nicotine, alcohol, marijuana, caffiene? These things are drugs aswell.

"You unsaved little turd." How do you know for sure I am not a Christian? I know plenty of Christians that listen to Slipknot. (and yes, I actually do)

"One of the most unchristian bands ever"
Which is why one of the members of the band IS a Christian...

"Sinful ways?"
What on earth are you talking about? How is starting a formal debate sinful?

The Christian religion has got to be one of the most hateful religions out there. It annoys me how people who take this religion to serious levels make it sterotypes, making athiests give Christians abuse. But I'm an open-minded person, so I am not going to do this.
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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-29-2010, 10:07 PM

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Devil Worpishing?
Perverting?
Oh god... Give me a break. Okay, sure he WAS addicted to drugs, and that is bad. But can EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU honestly say that you have NEVER consumed nicotine, alcohol, marijuana, caffiene? These things are drugs aswell.
Yes, except caffeine. I love iced tea, but I don't consider that to be a dangerous drug like the marihuana or cocaine.


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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-29-2010, 10:16 PM

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Yes, except caffeine. I love iced tea, but I don't consider that to be a dangerous drug like the marihuana or cocaine.
Okay, fair enough. But that certainly won't be the case for everybody on here. I have never used any form of drugs either besides caffieine, so I'm not promoting the use of then. It's just obvious that people on here saying he deserves to go to hell for taking these drugs have used them at some point in their lives. (Obviously not everyone on the forum.)
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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-29-2010, 11:26 PM

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Okay, fair enough. But that certainly won't be the case for everybody on here. I have never used any form of drugs either besides caffieine, so I'm not promoting the use of then. It's just obvious that people on here saying he deserves to go to hell for taking these drugs have used them at some point in their lives. (Obviously not everyone on the forum.)
I am a recovering alcoholic and I dabbled with methamphetamines before I was Saved, but that isn't the point. The point is that Slipshod is a Godless band of Satan whorsipers and God sent Paul Grey to Hell for his part in their demonic music.

What I did before accepting Jesus as my personal savior has nothing to do with this dead sinner and why God killed him. Please try to stay on topic friend. Also, this is not a debate forum, this is a Holy forum where like-minded True Christians™ meet and discuss things that matter to them.

And it matters to us when God sends a sinner to Hell. It reminds us that our reward will be eternity with Jesus! Glory!




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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-30-2010, 09:34 AM

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I was not aware you all knew Paul Gray. Please enlighten me with all the bad things he has done in his life which make him deserve to go to hell.

Please inform me of all the foul lyrics you know of Slipknots
(Without googling them of course)
Please inform me of any bad you know of that this band has done. Go on, do it. If there is a god, it will be people like you who go to hell.
For spreading hate and judging people by their beliefs, sexuality and lifestyles.
Oh yeah, and by judging someone because they wear a mask, of course...
Slipknot are well known for satan worshiping and playing music for the devil. They turned innocent youth into satan worshiping goths. Your satan idol wore a mask for his allegiance to satan and died by pumping his body full of drugs.


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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-30-2010, 02:57 PM

Slipknot does NOT worship satan or cause kids to get into devil worship. I will admit their lyrics are a little twisted and depraved but so is the world we live in. They are just a reflection of what they see wrong with society. Here's some lyrics for one of my favorite songs since you "christians" have prolly never read any. You judge the band by what you have seen and what other "christians" have said about them. This song is appropriate for you guys and this piffleed up board! (PS: it's a love song LOL)

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1Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
2But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.
3And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.
4The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.
5Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.
6For the LORD knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the ungodly shall perish.

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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-30-2010, 03:35 PM

SATANST ALERT CODE RED!!!


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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-30-2010, 06:52 PM

With all due respect, the poem needs a little work. I did not see anything that rhymes with piffle.


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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-30-2010, 07:23 PM

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Slipknot does NOT worship satan or cause kids to get into devil worship. I will admit their lyrics are a little twisted and depraved but so is the world we live in. They are just a reflection of what they see wrong with society. Here's some lyrics for one of my favorite songs since you "christians" have prolly never read any. You judge the band by what you have seen and what other "christians" have said about them. This song is appropriate for you guys and this piffleed up board! (PS: it's a love song LOL)


piffle you all!

<<satanic lyrics removed >>
So much anger, so sad. You spew that hatred all over the board and then try to tell us that this is Christian music? That the person who wrote and played this is a True Christian? Really? What is your definition of a Christian?


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BLAH BLAH WHINE BLAH BLAH BLAH WAAAAH BLAH WHINE BLAH BLAH CRY BLAH

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THAT was what you picked to point out how Christian Slipknot is? Really? Well . . . I don't know what to say . . . I'm at a bit of a loss for words.

Seriously? THAT song? Wow, just . . . wow.




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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 07-30-2010, 11:04 PM

Why did you have to write you satanic chanting. Those words are full of satanic lust and fornication, sacrificing yourself to satan and enticing you to take drugs.


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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 04-09-2011, 01:38 AM

I'm not a pastor or anything but i think yall are wrong yall are the ones who should be praying god only wants love for every one and for everyone to love everyone and yall are the ones who need to be think before you judge someone by the music they play or things they wear. There's more people who love him and think hes a great person. U judge some one that only god has the power to do and he doesn't judge. I love god and everyone and just think you don't need to say he's going to Hell when you don't have any authority to do so. I love slipknot and I don't think theres anything bad in what they do. And I think its bad that yall say this to someone dead
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I'm not a pastor or anything but i think yall are wrong yall are the ones who should be praying god only wants love for every one and for everyone to love everyone and yall are the ones who need to be think before you judge someone by the music they play or things they wear. There's more people who love him and think hes a great person. U judge some one that only god has the power to do and he doesn't judge. I love god and everyone and just think you don't need to say he's going to Hell when you don't have any authority to do so. I love slipknot and I don't think theres anything bad in what they do. And I think its bad that yall say this to someone dead
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Please use the search function or try actually reading the thread before necro-posting it from around a year ago.

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Default Re: God Sends Slipknot Bassist to Hell! Praise! - 04-09-2011, 02:21 AM

Lol are you a true pastor? I've still never seen a pastor or a so called pastor say this kind of stuff. I believe in god with ky whole heart but I listen to slipknot. Job for a cowboy. Whitechapel. Killswitch engage and as I lay dying. What do you got to say about that?
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I listen to slipknot. Job for a cowboy. Whitechapel. Killswitch engage and as I lay dying. What do you got to say about that?
Throw in the mix Lady Gaga and My Chemical romance and you got yourself a nice bunch of pop music from hell.

What does this has to do with anything?
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