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Default Redemption of the Lost - 10-24-2009, 02:25 AM

Logic is something that apparently has been lost amongst some, if not most of you people whom call yourselves Christians. You are far to quick to judge and assault a stranger to whom you have never met, nor will probably ever know due to your self righteous bastardness, which is highly ironic in accordance to the way Jesus Christ lived his life. Perhaps it is time you open your eyes and ponder the fact that perhaps, just maybe when God created us in his image, he himself has humor, he himself may have a human personality that you guys seems to wish to crush out of others at all costs. Most of you seem bat shit crazy and incapable of living amongst modern day society so I bid thee to refer to my graph: http://i34.tinypic.com/2elxr4o.jpg
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Default Re: Redemption of the Lost - 10-24-2009, 02:33 AM

Are you some kind of dirty sheep hurr durr? And the chart is the path you take as you drunkenly stumble around feeling for your sheep?


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Default Re: Redemption of the Lost - 10-24-2009, 02:35 AM

Why do you say we are illogical? If you're going to make an accusation like that, you better come equipped with some evidence to back up your argument.



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Good.
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Default Re: Redemption of the Lost - 10-24-2009, 02:36 AM

I believe we need to press the theory of evolution among the churches as a regular practice. All in favor?
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Default Re: Redemption of the Lost - 10-24-2009, 02:39 AM

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I believe we need to press the theory of evolution among the churches as a regular practice. All in favor?
And quatum physics.
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Default Re: Redemption of the Lost - 10-24-2009, 02:43 AM

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I believe we need to press the theory of evolution among the churches as a regular practice. All in favor?
Who is this "we" and how do you plan on "pressing the theory"?



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