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Default Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-13-2006, 03:11 AM

It seems you people think about hell an awful lot and it got me to pondering. It seems your god enjoys sending an awful lot of people there, as illustrated here:

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


Meaning that in your beliefs, certain people in the eyes of your deity are 'chosen to be doomed'. Nice, real nice. But, that aside, seeing as you people always tallk about the joys of heaven that await, logically, a bakery would be needed to supply all the cakes and pies and bread. In which case, is the hell of your beliefs actually meant to be a giant bakery, and the people inside used as fuel much the same as coal??

And in the following passage here:

Revelation 14:11 11And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night,
Does it not remind one of the smoke that rises from old fashioned bakery ovens and chimneys?


Can it be a coincidence that the French word for 'bread' is actually 'pain'? The following pictures clearly illustrate the answer in the examples below:



So my question is this. Of course I do not believe in any part of the bible, but I do know that the deity portrayed seems remarkable cruel, sadistic, jealous and self-centered. So is the message about hell that the people who end up there are destined to be the fuel for the private bakery?

Truly, the bible seems more sick and twisted the more one looks at it!





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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-13-2006, 04:39 AM

The DEVIL has clouded your mind van HELL-sing! As 2 Corinthians 4:4 says,

In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

Now believe it or not jist reading your post has given ME a MIGRAINE!! Did ya cast some spell over your words (I know your witch tricks!).


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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-13-2006, 04:53 AM

Rachael -

If you had billions, literally BILLIONS of souls to burn, and each would burn for eternity, don't you think even you could do better with such an abundant energy source than bake tasty treats for the few (144,000) saved souls in Heaven (plus assorted angels, cherubim, etc.)?

No doubt SOME of that energy would go toward cooking, but I imagine the vast majority would go into creating a new Perfect Universe when God, in his Infinite Wisdom, tires of playing with this one.

Or at least some sort of central heating system for Heaven.
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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-13-2006, 11:11 AM

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Can it be a coincidence that the French word for 'bread' is actually 'pain'?
No, since French is a demonic language, it seems perfectly plausible that Satan could have designed certain French words with the specific intention of spreading confusion among the foolish and weak-minded.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-13-2006, 10:07 PM

You do know that every language originates from the same place right? That said I assume you also know that American is made up of Latin words, German words and yes, some French words merely modified to make them the English language.

I don't see how you can consider French a demonic tongue because I myself speak a demonic tongue or two and it's far harder to learn than French, in fact it was harder to learn than Latin and that's a pretty much lost language.

Not that I want to fuel your insane hatred or anything but most demonic tongues have some resemblance to Greek nowhere near French.
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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-13-2006, 10:17 PM

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You do know that every language originates from the same place right?
Praise Jesus, you are talking straight from the Bible (kjv1611).

As we all know, at one point all humans spoke the same language, and then God thought, (basically) "oh crap, they have unified speech, now there's NOTHING they can't do".

So he confused them all and made them speak different languages. This happend in Babel.

Genesis 11:1 And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.

6 And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.

7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.

9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.


So you are correct, all languages came from Babel.

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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-13-2006, 10:31 PM

Urm... I spoke from the bible? I didn't even know that was in the bible.
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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-14-2006, 03:45 PM

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Urm... I spoke from the bible? I didn't even know that was in the bible.
GOD works in mysterious ways, son.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-14-2006, 04:13 PM

If he wants to work mysteriously he can work mysteriously far away from me.
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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-14-2006, 04:17 PM

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If he wants to work mysteriously he can work mysteriously far away from me.
That's up to Him to decide, you cannot hide from God, nor deny His will.
Everyone is powerless before Him. Praise God!

The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked:
The LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth.
The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein.
Who can stand before his indignation?
And who can abide in the fierceness of his anger?
His fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.
The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.
But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.
Nauhm 1:3-8


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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-14-2006, 04:28 PM

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darkness shall pursue his enemies.[/B]
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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-15-2006, 12:42 PM

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Darkness yay!
Son, why do you crave darkness? Are you that ugly or deformed that you need to hide? Are you a hunchback or an inbred with no roof to your mouth? Jesus hates cripples, is that why?

It just isn't natural to flee from the light of Jesus boy. Perverts hide in shadows and in confessional booths. Come on out and join the living. Jesus is going to kill you one day soon, so why waste what little time you have hiding in a trash can with maggots like Lilith?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-15-2006, 04:08 PM

I crave darkness because I choose to. I don't like nice things, I like death, pain, peircings in obscene places, violence and heavy metal music! As far as my looks are concerned I like to think I'm goodlooking and so does every girl I've ever met <--- Pride!!!! <--- A sin...
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I crave darkness because I choose to. I don't like nice things, I like death, pain, peircings in obscene places, violence and heavy metal music! As far as my looks are concerned I like to think I'm goodlooking and so does every girl I've ever met <--- Pride!!!! <--- A sin...
Since the only woman you've ever known is your mom, that isn't very impressive..

As the good pastor said, stop hiding in trash cans, atleast have the guts to face Jesus, your Lord and Saviour!
Don't make Him hate you even more for being a coward.


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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-15-2006, 04:48 PM

I would face him if he was man enough to get his ass down here. I would face him and kick the hell out of him... yes, I realise the irony.
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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-15-2006, 05:06 PM

JESUS CHRIST! Every thread I go to, it seems, I find Mr. Schicklgruber waiting for me, peering at me over a pair of sunglasses!

Are you stalking me? I only like "stalks" when they have eyes attached to the ends of them. And I'm not even Sure about that yet...

SON! Don't you know it isn't Proper to wear sunglasses in Winter-time?! (What will these un$avED think of next?)

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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-15-2006, 06:36 PM

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I crave darkness because I choose to. I don't like nice things, I like death, pain, peircings in obscene places, violence and heavy metal music! As far as my looks are concerned I like to think I'm goodlooking and so does every girl I've ever met <--- Pride!!!! <--- A sin...
"i don't like nice things"

There is one thing you haven't understood you little sissy, JESUS is NOT NICE!

The day you happen to lay your eyes on HIM you will know what rightful and infinite FEAR OF GOD feels like.

You like death? you like pain, YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

THE LORD has given those away so fast that you could'nt believe (read the OLD TESTAMENT, there is plenty)

Violence?

Just read under the previous section.

Piercings?the emulation of CHRIST OUR SAVIOUR should stop short of that, but I can understand how you fell into that error....

As for darkness maybe you just look like woody allen and darkness becomes you, or then again you're just finding that EVERYTHING is DARKNESS, realy a cry for help, but you can't expecto to blackmail JESUS into giving you the TRUE LIGHT you seek without knowing.

Go to HIM, humbly as the vermin that you truly are, Feel his wrath for your sins, embrace your FEAR OF HIM and PRAY FOR SALVATION.

Go child, stop your tantrums against JESUS and these TRUE CHRISTIANS.

PRAISE THE LORD

p.s. but there is no hope in heavy metal non-music, it is Satan's punishment and he shares it with stupid litle dupes and I seem to have heard there is a TOTAL BAN on heavy metal within a million milles of HEAVEN.
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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-15-2006, 06:56 PM

"Pain" I Love Pain! What's more Christian than Pain?!

Leave it to the Sinful athian frog-"Men" to try to tap into our stuff, though....
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Default Re: Hell; punishment, or heaven's bakery? - 12-21-2006, 11:31 AM

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Are you stalking me?
Oh, of course because I can't get enough of your 'beautiful' looks *shudders* I'm bound to have nightmares now.

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there is a TOTAL BAN on heavy metal within a million milles of HEAVEN.
I don't wanna go there then.


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