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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-26-2015, 12:16 AM

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you dont have to question my faith. and i dont have to prove it to you just because i dont use capitalization on the internet
Retard fight!
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-26-2015, 04:11 AM

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you dont have to question my faith. and i dont have to prove it to you just because i dont use capitalization on the internet
First, All I'm saying is that the people here have been known to get a little... aggravated at things like such as not capitalizing God or Jesus.

Second, I've been kinda snooping around here on and off for a few years, and you're not the first one to say that they're Christian and "infiltrating the [such-n-such] group undercover". Nearly all of them in the past have been teenaged trolls thinking they're smart or unique. You may, in fact, be genuine in your statements and beliefs, but because of the trolls of the past, everyone here's a little weary of most people claiming to be devout, with very, very few exceptions...


Ezekiel 23:3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-26-2015, 04:40 AM

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Retard fight!
Brother, I dream of the day the Good Lord allows us to round up all the heathens and put them in a giant arena to fight it out to determine once and for all whose harebrained ideas are correct. The last one standing can say his are.


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Bible Re: The EMO Cure! - 06-26-2015, 08:08 AM

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Oh? Is that like when Albert Fish claimed God told him to kidnap children, rape them, and eat them?

Jesus did not tell any psychotic lady to kill her kids. How can you believe that? Honestly, how can you? I want to know because I'm dumbfound.
You have to kill, it's a duty when God Almighty commands this! For those with cattle, he will do the job for you and destroy your cattle as well for not obeying and bring 7 times more plagues! He killed little brats too...he sent the bears out! (2 Kings 2:23-24) GLORY!!!


Leviticus 26:21-22:

And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.

22 I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.



Jeremiah 48:10:

Cursed be he that doeth the work of the Lord deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.

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2 Kings 2:23-24

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.


Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 07-11-2015, 01:44 PM

Put us in a room full of emo things and music. We will get tired of it eventually.
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Default Re: The EMO Cure! - 07-11-2015, 03:57 PM

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Put us in a room full of emo things and music. We will get tired of it eventually.
Say, you know where you and a room of your emo friends could be useful? Penicillin vs. Prayer: Volunteers Needed!


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