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Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hippy! -
09-14-2010, 11:24 PM
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Re: Pastor Sanderson NAILS it-Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hi -
09-14-2010, 11:38 PM
I'll go with your AMEN.
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hi -
09-14-2010, 11:56 PM
AMEN!
Jesus weren't no sissy!
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hi -
09-14-2010, 11:59 PM
That man has the Holy Spirit coursing thru his veins!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hi -
09-15-2010, 12:33 AM
So glad to see Pastor Anderson has turned his life over to God after the indescribably vile acts described in this story by our own True Christian™ Former Pornstar, Rick 'Magma' Bocchino: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t=praise+story
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hi -
09-15-2010, 02:08 AM
Amen! Praise! Glory!
You can tell from the video that Pastor Anderson is a genuine Christian manly man, between his speaking voice and the fact that he notes the difference between hairy-legged men and smooth little sissies. Who but a Spirit-filled, Blood-washed Christian would say such things?
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hi -
09-15-2010, 05:49 AM
thats wrong lol, jesus is the biggest weed smoking hippie there ever was in history lol
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hi -
09-15-2010, 07:07 AM
It's good to see Pastor Anderson sporting a new Jesus-like Beard. I wonder if he'll go for the Godly Mullet and Sandals too?
Oh.............. AMEN!!!
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hippy! -
03-25-2014, 05:08 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hippy! -
03-25-2014, 03:26 PM
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GLORY!! It's such a blessing to see someone preach God's Word as it actually is, even the parts that politically correct feminazis don't want to hear.
If you're strong of faith (and of stomach), you may wish to read the comments. The fluffy bunnies are in full force, denying that the Bible says what it clearly and repeatedly says.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hippy! -
03-25-2014, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Great and Biblically sound! Would there be a way to convert all of America into one big church so we would never ever have to listen to women again?
1 Timothy 2:11-12
King James Version (KJV)
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hippy! -
03-25-2014, 07:59 PM
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He then asked the congregation to flip to 1 Corinthians 14, which says “[l]et your women keep silence in the churches, for it is not permitted unto them to speak, as it is commanded to be under obedience as also sayeth the law. And if they will learn anything, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is shameful for women to speak in the church.”
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Even if I weren't a pastor's wife, I'd still be perfectly willing to ask my husband at home. I always have some questions, not because I'm some sort of bossy harpy, which I'm most certainly not, but because God obviously wants us ladies to be able to pick our husbands' naturally superior brains to understand His Word. I don't know how Jimmy-Roy's wife manages (and has anyone heard from her recently?), but regardless, we should all live as it is written.
1 Cor. 11:8-9: For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
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Re: Pastor Anderson NAILS it! Jesus is NOT a marihuana-smokin' hippy! -
03-29-2014, 02:39 AM
hallelujah my sister!! Finally someone speaking the word of Matthew from John to Abraham I praise thee. God and his everlasting light will rain upon you and my brothers and sisters.
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