[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Dr. Egalitarian

how would I choose not to be gay?

Stop fornicating with other men.

[Dr. Egalitarian]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Stop fornicating with other men.

That's a good suggestion. I haven't fornicated with another man, thank you very much. It's like you know as much about sexual orientation as you do about why the sky is blue. You shouldn't make assumptions about something you have no experience with.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Dr. Egalitarian

That's a good suggestion. I haven't fornicated with another man, thank you very much. It's like you know as much about sexual orientation as you do about why the sky is blue. You shouldn't make assumptions about something you have no experience with.

I don't understand. Are you a queer or aren't you?

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Dr. Egalitarian

That's a good suggestion. I haven't fornicated with another man, thank you very much. It's like you know as much about sexual orientation as you do about why the sky is blue. You shouldn't make assumptions about something you have no experience with.

Then you can't very well be bisexual, can you?
Sheesh! Kid calls hisself half-a-queer and doesn't even fornicate with men.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

Then you can't very well be bisexual, can you?
Sheesh! Kid calls hisself half-a-queer and doesn't even fornicate with men.

Some queer he is!

[Dr. Egalitarian]

...Are you seriously debating my sexual orientation with something so minuscule? So what, I'm a virgin. That makes me straight? That doesn't make sense. Besides, you are way way too blind to understand what homosexuality really is. I know what you're going to say. It's a choice! It's like alcoholism! That's all a load of crap. I didn't choose bisexuality. It was just randomly bestowed upon me. Additionally, not all gay people are sex-crazed. You just think they are. That's due mostly in part to your incredible lack of rationality. There is more to the homosexual than just sex. There is school, work, traffic, etc. All of the concerns you have, we have, too. Only difference is, we don't immediately shoot it down and declare that it is unnatural.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Dr. Egalitarian

• Taking verses out of context is the next best thing.

Have it your way, sunshine. Identify which verses we've taken out of context, and explain what they mean in context.

Originally Posted by Dr. Egalitarian

Wait, what? I was right? Perhaps I am a True Christian inside, but the knowledge that I would have to hate everyone else just isn't appealing. By the way, have you noticed the oxymormon that is the forum's tagline? "Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620! ... Unsaved Unwelcome!"

Then, how can you guarantee salvation if you only accept them when they already are saved? Pick one, please.

Is the search function not working for you? Read and learn.

In conclusion, I couldn't be a "True Christian" because it is filled with WAY too much hate to be part of a peaceful religion. If I must become an easily corruptible straight rapist that kills heathens, I don't even want to live in a world near it. Crap...

We didn't write the Bible. We just live by it and exhort others to do the same. If you don't like what the Bible says, take it up with the Lord.

By the way, I was reported for advocating homosexuality when all I was trying to do was spread the ideals of kindness. I guess you can't be nice... Hey, you said so yourself. If I'm not allowed to be nice, then I'd rather die for what is right, which is generosity, which I am sure is what God would want from lowly trash like me. Right?

The fact is that God has spoken against both fags and fag-enablers:

Romans 1:32: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[Dr. Egalitarian]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Have it your way, sunshine. Identify which verses we've taken out of context, and explain what they mean in context.

Hey, Peter! How's it hanging brother?

I didn't say that you took any verses out of context, now did I? But, since you asked rudely, I refuse.

I have one learned one thing while I was here, and that's that I was wrong about everything. Even science! I always thought that the Earth was flat. Good thing I know better now, right? Now that I know that I was wrong about many things, I look forward to really learning the truth.

May the Glory shine brightly.

[John Creeser]

I see you've already been given scripture as to why gays are headed to hell so I can dismiss your first question - on to the next.

Originally Posted by Dr. Egalitarian

<------ By the way, does this emoticon bother anyone else?

Why would the above "bother" any patriot - it's showing us bombing muslims, you know, the terrorists? Do you hate America?

[Dr. Egalitarian]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

Why would the above "bother" any patriot - it's showing us bombing muslims, you know, the terrorists? Do you hate America?

Of course not! I love this country! I have seen the error in my previous ways, for now I do not see anything wrong with it. I could literally spend hours watching our enemies die by the Wrath of God!

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Dr. Egalitarian

I have seen the error in my previous ways,

SHOUT GLORY!!!!

....wait a minute, you wouldn't be trying to fool us would you? I know the Lord works in mysterious ways but this seems often sudden Doc.