[Brother Larry]

While it is my firm belief that any child born to a True Christian possesses GOD given beauty, I was wondering about the little pen I saw on the outskirts of the Landover complex today. Inside a small caged area, a young child is seen beneath a sign: "Dispose of your ugly children here." A reporter friend of mine was very interested in seeing this, but I chose not to reveal it since I value very much my association with GOD's chosen people and I suspect if I were to release this picture, a hundred Landover Lawyers would pounce on me like so many flies on donkey dung. I hope you're all pleased with my decision.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Originally Posted by Brother Larry

While it is my firm belief that any child born to a True Christian possesses GOD given beauty, I was wondering about the little pen I saw on the outskirts of the Landover complex today. Inside a small caged area, a young child is seen beneath a sign: "Dispose of your ugly children here." A reporter friend of mine was very interested in seeing this, but I chose not to reveal it since I value very much my association with GOD's chosen people and I suspect if I were to release this picture, a hundred Landover Lawyers would pounce on me like so many flies on donkey dung. I hope you're all pleased with my decision.

Your decision seems the correct one as infidels might get the wrong idea about so-called neglect when, according to God's Word, even unbelievers are set apart by the believers in their lives who walk with sanctity and honor toward God (see I Cor. 7:14). Therefore, Biblically speaking, there really is no such thing as "neglect" since a mere sparrow cannot fall without God knowing it (Matthew 10:29).

Pastor Ed

[Godfly]

My little Tammy Faith was born with a hairlip, but it will heal as soon as she learns to pray sincerely. For now we just make her eat facing the wall.

[Pim Pendergast]

According to a new survey, 20% of parents think their kids are ugly. I suspect this figure would be higher among Christian parents, who realise their children are hopelessly evil from conception.

Ps 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

[Attila's Wife]

Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast

According to a new survey, 20% of parents think their kids are ugly. I suspect this figure would be higher among Christian parents, who realise their children are hopelessly evil from conception.

I noticed that that's a British survey, so that figure is grossly underestimated. I once saw a non-hideous baby there, but it looked exactly like its American missionary parents. It was only "British" by an accident of birth.

The self-awareness would be a lot higher if there were more than a dozen True Christians in Britain. And of course the Mudslimes have no idea what their female children look like.



Lucky them!

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