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Default Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! - 07-01-2015, 02:21 AM

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I sometimes think that my faith in Jesus is probably just too strong for most women to be able to meet me on a theological or spiritual level or even be able to demonstrate their suitability as a potential wife.

I’m a very, very Christian guy, and I guess most women are pretty scared off by that amazing knowledge and ability to quote the entire Bible, you know? It seems that women often seem extremely uncomfortable and agitated around me, most likely because of my deep faith. After I have been speaking to a girl for just a few minutes, her eyes will sort of glaze over or she’s looking for the exit and I can just tell that she’s feeling so spiritually inferior that she just cannot carry the conversation forward.

Which is understandable. I am able to speak with absolute authority and for hours about a wide range of Biblical events and Jesus’s love for us all, so it’s not easy for any women to add anything I don’t know.

Whenever I address a woman and begin to develop a theme on one of the many Christian issues I knows so well—such as the historical significance of Haman’s attitude towards Mordecai in Esther, or Jeremiah’s service to King Jehoram—she sees her own faith questioned by these truths and soon starts with fidgeting with cognitive dissonance.

I acknowledged that my imposing Biblical knowledge and quick insights into the meaning of parts of Jesus’s life is likely to cause women to feel insecure about not being as fully Christian as I am, but, to me this female reaction, of what is to them a massively impressive mind, is similar to what happened on occasion to Aquinus or Augustine: the woman can be seen “checking out” of the conversation or attempting, no doubt through anxiety and dread, to escape the intense level of the discussion without delay.

I was my Bible school teacher's favorite student and I keep up with the news on Fox on a daily basis—all facts that seem to constantly leave the young women speechless.

I should probably be more cautious, I suppose, because I can see that my intelligence and knowledge can be a major drawback when meeting women, most of whom are probably looking for a guy with a regrettably basic, almost secular, approach to life—you know, someone more on their level. Sometimes, after taking a girl to a fellow-shipping or Bible discussion at church, you see, I will try to approach her again and she’ll purposefully avoid eye contact with me, just so she doesn’t have to cope with self-consciously contending with my staggering Christian Biblical knowledge.

It’s hard, because I really try my best to make them feel relaxed in the Blood of Christ and say, ‘Hey, look, chill, I’m used to people not being able to keep up with Jesus, and so’s He!’, but that never seems to help. They’re too petrified by then.

I’ll admit that my God-inspired mind can make me appear difficult to even approach, I have even taken to downplaying my desire to draw these young women nearer to God during first dates in order to put them at ease. I’ve done such things such as talking slower or briefly pausing to allow my conversational partner time to get at least some of the information, for example about Salvation, into her head. I know I usually put across at lightning speed but it’s the basics of Christianity right? She should already be there, but she isn’t – usually she’s somewhere else.

Ultimately, however, there is only so much that it is possible to do to dumb down my detailed enthusiasm for The Lord and every single one of His Works.

Recently, for example, I talked to this girl at a bar for half an hour about The Resurrection —quoting verses and telling her about the God/Man nature of Jesus and its apparent transition throughout those three days —you know, making it real easy for her to grasp. Things were going really well, and I was saying a lot of very fascinating stuff, but when I tried to give her a call a few days later, she never picked up or returned my calls.

And it’s like, look, I’m a Christian guy, I like theology, everyone does, right? If you’re struggling with that concept, hey you’re going to struggle with God’s role in a virgin birth and the Parables set against a Hasmodean Dynasty and traditional Jewish thought confronting The Son of God in His Ministry to bring the world to a state of Grace, then, well, you’re on your own.

I agree that at the past few parties I’ve attended, my profound sagacity on matters biblical moved women in the direction of less Christian men.

Regrettably, I sometimes seem mysterious to women with my ability to drop insightful comments and thought-provoking quips, and that drives them right into the arms of complete Atheists because that’s more comfortable for them. You know, the kind of guys who can barely get out the meaning of Genesis or comment on Paul’s Epistle to the Colossians before resorting to asking a girl about her life and job. Hey, you agree don’t you? It’s like, what’s the point? Is that even a conversation?

And this is why I’ve never really had a long term girlfriend, I mean like more than one date or perhaps two if the first one was short, because the girls I tell about my love for Jesus and His love for me and them and everyone, tend to get frustrated with their lack of capacity to meet me on my level. At the end of the day, the problem is that they want to be with me because of my nearness to all things Christian, but they come to see that I’m just too deep.
hello good sir. i think there are a few other reasons why you might be having trouble finding a woman. your post comes off a bit arrogant to start. you seem to think you are very smart just because you know a lot about the Bible. it's cool that you know a lot about it but if you rub it in a girls face then they will be turned off. it's not their fault that they don't know as much as you. they are likely out living life to the fullest having fun and not locked in their mom's basement studying the Bible.

do you have any other interests? sports? TV? video games? recreational drugs? i like a nice short Jesus discussion as much as the next guy but not everyone enjoys talking on and on about Christian stuff. let's all be honest, talking about it can be quite the snoozefest

try talking about stuff that the women you date like and not just what you like. try to gain an interest in her instead of pushing your interest on her.

lastly, you should obviously be accepting of people of all walks of life. different religions, lifestyles, etc. if you're only looking for a devout Christian woman who knows as much about Jesus as you do, there won't be too many options.

good luck sir!


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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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hello good sir. i think there are a few other reasons why you might be having trouble finding a woman. your post comes off a bit arrogant to start. you seem to think you are very smart just because you know a lot about the Bible. it's cool that you know a lot about it but if you rub it in a girls face then they will be turned off. it's not their fault that they don't know as much as you. they are likely out living life to the fullest having fun and not locked in their mom's basement studying the Bible.

do you have any other interests? sports? TV? video games? recreational drugs? i like a nice short Jesus discussion as much as the next guy but not everyone enjoys talking on and on about Christian stuff. let's all be honest, talking about it can be quite the snoozefest

try talking about stuff that the women you date like and not just what you like. try to gain an interest in her instead of pushing your interest on her.

lastly, you should obviously be accepting of people of all walks of life. different religions, lifestyles, etc. if you're only looking for a devout Christian woman who knows as much about Jesus as you do, there won't be too many options.

good luck sir!
How can you say Bible study is "boring"? If brother Bob finds a nice, docile Christian girl to take for a test drivecourt before he decides to purchase her, and she happens to fall asleep whilst he drones on endlessly about Jesus, I'd say a swift kick in the ribs would be in order!
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hello good sir. i think there are a few other reasons why you might be having trouble finding a woman. your post comes off a bit arrogant to start. you seem to think you are very smart just because you know a lot about the Bible. it's cool that you know a lot about it but if you rub it in a girls face then they will be turned off. it's not their fault that they don't know as much as you. they are likely out living life to the fullest having fun and not locked in their mom's basement studying the Bible.

do you have any other interests? sports? TV? video games? recreational drugs? i like a nice short Jesus discussion as much as the next guy but not everyone enjoys talking on and on about Christian stuff. let's all be honest, talking about it can be quite the snoozefest

try talking about stuff that the women you date like and not just what you like. try to gain an interest in her instead of pushing your interest on her.

lastly, you should obviously be accepting of people of all walks of life. different religions, lifestyles, etc. if you're only looking for a devout Christian woman who knows as much about Jesus as you do, there won't be too many options.

good luck sir!
Nonsense. Convincing a man to act like "one of the girls" is the first thing the Gay Agenda has normalized in this great nation. Young people have been brainwashed by liberal, PBS-watching hippies for so long that they think that's just how things are done. The whole point of this deception is to turn women away from men, and discover the masculine elements they're looking for exist only in the butch lesbians. Bob isn't going to fall for this foolishness, and you shouldn't be promoting it. That's just mean. And disgusting.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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A nonsensical reply from one that hates God.

Psalm 14:1 "To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

Notice how God addresses your filthy sin? God knows.

But we can help, if you are honest with yourself.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! - 08-15-2015, 11:38 PM

Be a man Bob. You don't let them reject you... instead, you make them submit to you. Neither does the bible talk about women loving their husbands... they simply have to respect them. Just take as an example our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ:

Ephesians 5:25-33

What does Christ do before he marries the church? It says he cleanses it with the washing of water by the word. That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.

So how do you do this to the one you want to take as a bride? Well... you gotta preach to her the word and make her submit. A few smacks here and there ought to help. The bible tells us that God disciplines all those he loves (Heb 12:6). So if you love her, you gotta smack her and discipline her if you want to be her Master. Start acting like her master, and then she'll submit to you like a proper Christian woman ought to.

The point is: Be a man. God didn't make men for women... he made women for men. You don't 'ask' the woman to accept you (a sure way to get rejected). You MAKE her accept and submit to you. You are the man afterall. So if you fancy a young dame, you go straight to her father and purchase her... then she's forever yours to do as you please.

PS: If the father won't give her to you, then you may have to invoke a 'Deuteronomy 22: 28,29' on her, but that will cost you 50 shekels. (Around $15 US) Some may argue, but sometimes going this method can be the easiest method.
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Default Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! - 09-03-2015, 06:54 AM

so basically, you're suggesting that we abuse and rape women, and force them to marry us against their will? and you actually have the audacity to suggest that this is what Jesus wants us to do? wow, this is surreal. sadly i've given up the hope that you're a troll.
please listen to the teachings of the God you claim to worship - but have somehow gotten it so twisted.

“Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” [Matthew 5:9 KJV]

Jesus wants you to love everyone, and what you're proposing that we do is about as far from love as you can get.

"4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away."

"All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, and so on, are summed up in this single command: You must love your neighbor as yourself."


and finally, to quote tumblr, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DESPERATE AND UNPLEASANT PERSON.

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Default Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! - 09-03-2015, 07:11 AM

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so basically, you're suggesting that we abuse and rape women, and force them to marry us against their will? and you actually have the audacity to suggest that this is what Jesus wants us to do?...
Hey, GUESS WHAT THE BIBLE ACTUALLY SAYS? That's right, prisoners of war can be taken (forcefully) as wives (after you kill all the men [including the children], and the old women and non-virgins, or anyone else not worth keeping). Rape victims should be forced to marry their rapists (after the rapist has paid the father for damaging his property, of course). And lots more wonderful wisdom, just waiting for you to discover by actually reading the damned thing so you know what the f*** it says. Idiot.


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Question Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! - 09-03-2015, 07:15 AM

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***irrelevant stuff here***
Jesus wants you to love everyone, and what you're proposing that we do is about as far from love as you can get.

***Nice Scripture***
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DESPERATE AND UNPLEASANT PERSON.

Dear Sinner,

Please, care to explain yourself?
  • "Jesus wants you to love everyone."
  • "YOU ARE AN UNPLEASANT PERSON!"
How do you harmonize these two sentences of yours?

Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.


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please listen to the teachings of the God you claim to worship - but have somehow gotten it so twisted.

“Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” [Matthew 5:9 KJV]
Yup, and how did God create 'peace' in the land of Canaan, so that he could give the 'promised land' to the Israelites? By going down there and organizing a big sing-along? No! It was by KILLING all the unrighteous. How? Because the 'children of God' took to the SWORD and slayed their enemies... thus becoming 'peace makers'.

Likewise, how will God create 'peace' again? By KILLING all the unrighteous once again during armageddon.

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Default Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! - 09-03-2015, 08:10 AM

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so basically, you're suggesting that we abuse and rape women, and force them to marry us against their will? and you actually have the audacity to suggest that this is what Jesus wants us to do? wow, this is surreal. sadly i've given up the hope that you're a troll.
please listen to the teachings of the God you claim to worship - but have somehow gotten it so twisted.

“Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.” [Matthew 5:9 KJV]

Jesus wants you to love everyone, and what you're proposing that we do is about as far from love as you can get.

"4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away."

"All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, and so on, are summed up in this single command: You must love your neighbor as yourself."


and finally, to quote tumblr, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DESPERATE AND UNPLEASANT PERSON.

God wants us to love everyone? Everyone?

Even recidivists? Have you even read the Bible or do you just cherry pick it to help you sleep at night?

God hates a lot of people!

Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."
Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Deuteronomy 12:31 "Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods."
Hosea 9:15 "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."
Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple

Think about this smart guy, exactly what proportion of humanity is Jesus going to send to Hell in the End Times?

No sane being would do that to those who he loves! Or are you some smart guy who thinks that God is some psychopathic, narcissistic, needy despot who lashes out at people who don't do exactly what He wants?

You have some nerve coming to a Christian site and preaching your hated


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...Jesus wants you to love everyone...
Face it, you worship Barney, not Jesus.

Godammit, stupid internet doesn't have a "Barney on the cross" pic to go here (those dinky little arms would make it look dumb, anyway).

Read the Bible.


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and finally, to quote tumblr, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO KISS YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A DESPERATE AND UNPLEASANT PERSON.
I doubt he's bothered. Kissing isn't a prerequisite of the procreative chore.

I'd advise you against spending too much time on Tumblr. It is a breeding ground for liberal, secular, politically correct, self-entitled feminist ideology.


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so basically, you're suggesting that we abuse and rape women, and force them to marry us against their will? and you actually have the audacity to suggest that this is what Jesus wants us to do? wow, this is surreal. sadly i've given up the hope that you're a troll.
please listen to the teachings of the God you claim to worship - but have somehow gotten it so twisted.
God teaches us that us women are weaker than men, and thus why he created the patriarchy. Don't you know that Jesus was a man, not a woman?

Ephesians 5:22-24: Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

There it is, plain as the eyes can see. You feminists are so blind and need to repent right now! The rapture is coming very soon, and then it will be too late and you will be left behind along with all the atheists, Muslim terrorists and homosexuals.
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Default Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! - 09-20-2015, 11:36 AM

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Face it, you worship Barney, not Jesus.

Godammit, stupid internet doesn't have a "Barney on the cross" pic to go here (those dinky little arms would make it look dumb, anyway).

Read the Bible.
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