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Default The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-26-2011, 04:05 PM

Hi,

Atheists tend to embrace the Invisible Pink Unicorn as some kind of proof that God doesn't exist. The agreement goes that if you can't disprove something you know to be false - like an invisible pink unicorn, then you can't disprove the existence of God, so its incumbent up the believer to prove God exists. Well beyond the mountains of evidence God exists the unicorn is in fact proof of God's existence.

The Holy Bible, King James Version 1611, specifically mentions unicorns nine different times!

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/...size=First+100
Num.23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
That's right, NINE times God tells us unicorns exist! This is wisdom of the ages, even the most hard core skeptic admits the Old Testament was written in 530 BC. Unicorns are definitely NOT the invention of some post modernest hipster being ironic on downtime between homosexual trysts.

So as a TRUE Christian™ I KNOW there is an invisible pink unicorn in the room next to me because God TELLS ME SO! PROVE me WRONG Atheist!

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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-26-2011, 05:23 PM

Let's not forget the talking donkey the atheists are so eager to mock. What a bunch of fools. It's in the Bible isn't it? Are you atheist God haters going to deny that too?

I'd like to stick some of those atheists on the invisible pink unicorn's horn and parade them around town. That will show them.
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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-26-2011, 05:53 PM

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Let's not forget the talking donkey the atheists are so eager to mock. What a bunch of fools. It's in the Bible isn't it? Are you atheist God haters going to deny that too?

I'd like to stick some of those atheists on the invisible pink unicorn's horn and parade them around town. That will show them.
I don't know why atheists have a problem with Ballam's donkey. It is pretty well accepted now that snakes used to be able to talk so why should it be difficult for a donkey?

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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-26-2011, 06:26 PM

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I'd like to stick some of those atheists on the invisible pink unicorn's horn and parade them around town. That will show them.
Well according to the atheists they would just "evolve" a horn cover and wings then fly to safety.
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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-26-2011, 10:43 PM

So it's been over SIX hours and NO Atheist has the courage of their convictions to prove me wrong that Invisible Pink Unicorns exists as it says in The Bible?

I am disappointed.



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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-26-2011, 11:26 PM

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So it's been over SIX hours and NO Atheist has the courage of their convictions to prove me wrong that Invisible Pink Unicorns exists as it says in The Bible?

I am disappointed.
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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-27-2011, 02:21 AM

If there's one thing I've learned as a True Christian™ Pastor, it's that atheists are cowards.



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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-27-2011, 08:32 PM

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Hi,

Atheists tend to embrace the Invisible Pink Unicorn as some kind of proof that God doesn't exist. The agreement goes that if you can't disprove something you know to be false - like an invisible pink unicorn, then you can't disprove the existence of God, so its incumbent up the believer to prove God exists. Well beyond the mountains of evidence God exists the unicorn is in fact proof of God's existence.

The Holy Bible, King James Version 1611, specifically mentions unicorns nine different times!

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/...size=First+100
Num.23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
That's right, NINE times God tells us unicorns exist! This is wisdom of the ages, even the most hard core skeptic admits the Old Testament was written in 530 BC. Unicorns are definitely NOT the invention of some post modernest hipster being ironic on downtime between homosexual trysts.

So as a TRUE Christian™ I KNOW there is an invisible pink unicorn in the room next to me because God TELLS ME SO! PROVE me WRONG Atheist!

Thank you for your reply
Hello….

Well, then I would say you are probably a little bit insane if you believe that an invisible pink unicorn is sitting next to room, I recommend seeing a doctor…..

Now on to what you say in this article, you us a book as evidence…

I know it has been said a billion times on this website that “the KJB is proof itself that god exists!”

“if god didn’t exist, then we wouldn’t be here!”

etc…

I just find this wrong in a weird way, you say you believe in the existence of invisible pink unicorns, you come across as a little bit of a mad man mate….

Just… wow….



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Let's not forget the talking donkey the atheists are so eager to mock. What a bunch of fools. It's in the Bible isn't it? Are you atheist God haters going to deny that too?

I'd like to stick some of those atheists on the invisible pink unicorn's horn and parade them around town. That will show them.
Hi, Deaner

Certain books that I have read in this past do use talking animals to advance the “story”….

So I know this is gonna offend a lot of people, but the bible is just another book to me, it does not have any effect on my life, all that take place in it are just stories…

And now you end this post in a rather violent manner, I have to ask why such a hatred for atheists? Have I threatened you enough to want to stick me on a unicorn’s horn?

Since every atheist is asked on this website “why do you hate baby jesus?” I feel I have to ask you people

“Why Are You All So Threatened By Atheists, Gay/Lesbians, Muslims, and everyone else in the world?”

We don’t have any effect on your place in heaven…



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I don't know why atheists have a problem with Ballam's donkey. It is pretty well accepted now that snakes used to be able to talk so why should it be difficult for a donkey?

YiC

Jack
WHAT!

Where oh where is it pretty much accepted that sakes used to talk….

Could you please give a source that is from the bible or from Wikipedia that shows people saying “Oh yeah, snakes used to talk… and the world is flat…”


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Well according to the atheists they would just "evolve" a horn cover and wings then fly to safety.
....... ...... .......... ... right I'm not even gonna answer this...


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So it's been over SIX hours and NO Atheist has the courage of their convictions to prove me wrong that Invisible Pink Unicorns exists as it says in The Bible?

I am disappointed.

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So it's been over SIX hours and NO Atheist has the courage of their convictions to prove me wrong that Invisible Pink Unicorns exists as it says in The Bible?

I am disappointed.
.... Every time I have come on this website, I see comments, and over such messages to atheists and over religious people, that this website is not a debating site... so you are calling out other people, for not debating with you.... when they have been told not to debate on this website....

Examples of infractions I have received, for defending my beliefs...

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Reason: Going yappity yap yap yappity

Again... See a doctor if you believe that invisible Unicorns exist....

and to say that no atheist has the courage to answer you back...

1) *cough cough* I'm here

2) post this on a website that isn't run by your christian friends, who agree with everyone ..... now that is a little cowardly...


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If there's one thing I've learned as a True Christian™ Pastor, it's that atheists are cowards.

Pot calling the kettle black....


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Why do you hate baby Jesus?



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Why do you hate rational thinking?


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Why do you hate rational thinking?
Who says I do?

Proverbs 26:12 Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? there is more hope of a fool than of him

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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-27-2011, 09:11 PM

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Certain books that I have read in this past do use talking animals to advance the “story”….
True. But have these books been written by God Himself?
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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-27-2011, 09:12 PM

That other guy made so many good points.


You want to know why Atheists don't respond to questions on here?

Because they get blocked for doing so.


How about you go over to Youtube without all your fellow crazy friends agreeing with you that pink Unicorns exist, moreover, because a book said so.

The lord of the rings books say there are Orcs and elves.

Orcs and elves do not exist.

A book is not proof of anything.


Like the other guy said, if you want responses to your questions stop being cowards and go to a site without your control freak mods who censor the comments of anyone trying to defend themselves in any way.


Until that time, stop begging for such questions to be answered.

I eagerly await the infraction/ban that I will gain by posting this comment....
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The lord of the rings books say there are Orcs and elves.

Orcs and elves do not exist.

A book is not proof of anything.

I suppose at least you didn't try to use The Tale of Peter Rabbit.

How are you on the existence of black holes?



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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-27-2011, 09:19 PM

Atheist's try to tell you of things that happened billions of years ago. Where do you tell you these things? In their books. How in God's name can they claim as fact something that happened billions of years ago and claim the witnesses are tiny little cells that have brains, multiply and create human beings? And you have the nerve to call us nuts?
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...your control freak mods who censor the comments of anyone trying to defend themselves in any way...
I've been on this forum for more than a year, with well over 1000 posts, and I've never once been censored by the mods.

Maybe if you'd just listen to what people are trying to tell you, instead of coming here with your mind already made up about everything, taking every opportunity to bewail the "mistreatment" they've "inflicted" on you for coming to their PRIVATELY OWNED FORUM WHERE YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS AS SPECIFIED IN THE TERMS OF SERVICE YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO READ to spew untruths and hatred, things would have worked out differently. But then, that would require admitting that you are the problem here, not them, and as far as that happening, I'll not hold my breath.


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Default Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers - 08-27-2011, 09:47 PM

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I've been on this forum for more than a year, with well over 1000 posts, and I've never once been censored by the mods.

Maybe if you'd just listen to what people are trying to tell you, instead of coming here with your mind already made up about everything, taking every opportunity to bewail the "mistreatment" they've "inflicted" on you for coming to their PRIVATELY OWNED FORUM WHERE YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS AS SPECIFIED IN THE TERMS OF SERVICE YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO READ to spew untruths and hatred, things would have worked out differently. But then, that would require admitting that you are the problem here, not them, and as far as that happening, I'll not hold my breath.
I've been here for minutes and I already have a 700 second delay between posing comments. (that's an infraction btw)

I am. And it's precisely the point. I have been through many forums for the most part they are your stereotypical 'Nope! I don't care what scientifical evidence you got there, my book says a snake and a woman was the source of all problems and your stupid scientifical story of a magical explosion aint gonna change that' type of religious folk.
I have not used untruths, nor have I used hatred.

I must admit though some of the people in this thread seem OK.

You are aware that you have several 'rewards' near your name that the mods hand out such as 'Cancer of society', right? These people are ridiculous, how can you for one mere second even try to defend them in any way?



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They exist. I assume you want to add more to this? Particularly now I have said they exist?


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Atheist's try to tell you of things that happened billions of years ago. Where do you tell you these things? In their books. How in God's name can they claim as fact something that happened billions of years ago and claim the witnesses are tiny little cells that have brains, multiply and create human beings? And you have the nerve to call us nuts?
Fossils, Atomic clocks, light, radiation etc etc. Our evidence is based on direct observations of reality. Uniform background radiation and the fact that galaxies appear to be moving away from us at speeds proportional to their distance (Hubble's law) is evidence of the Big Bang. Cells do not have brains.

Nobody 'has' to be at such a place to know it is true.
Pluto's orbit is 248 Earth years. No human alive has seen Pluto do one full orbit. Yet we know without a doubt that it takes 248 years to orbit the Sun.

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True. But have these books been written by God Himself?
No book has been written by God. The one you are referring to was merely written by humans who were supposedly told so by God.

'Supposedly'.

There is no evidence.
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And you know black holes exist because....

Seen Pluto with your own eyes, have you?

Your own argument against the existence of God as the Bible being hearsay shoots all your so-called "knowledge" about everything but the most basic things down in flames. You are, frankly, one of the worst debaters I have ever seen.



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That's what we Christians have been telling you for centuries you dope. How come you can say it but we can't? Hypocrite.
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No book has been written by God. The one you are referring to was merely written by humans who were supposedly told so by God.

'Supposedly'.

There is no evidence.
There is plenty of evidence if you would stop being so close-minded and blinded by your anti-Christian hatred. Mortal man may have transcribed the Word, but God told them what to write.

Habakkuk 2:2
And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

Jeremiah 36:2
Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.


God's Word was written by holy men moved by the Holy Ghost.

II Peter 1:21
For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.


The Holy Bible was written by God, through men. The best way to simply describe the inspiration and preservation of the Bible is as follows:

Inspiration is when God takes a blank piece of paper (papyrus, vellum, etc.) and uses men to write His words.

Preservation is when God takes those words already writtenand uses men to preserve them to today.

Both of these actions are DIVINE and are assured by God as recorded in

Psalm 12:6-7
The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

In Psalm 12:6, God assures us that His originals are perfect. Even though penned by fallible men with the heinous sins of murder (Moses and David), adultery (David), idolatry (Solomon), and denial of the LORD (Peter), God's Word is untainted by the sins of the penmen. Psalm 12:7 plainly states, "thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

Thus we have God promising to preserve the same Words that He inspired. Not too much of a feat to overwhelm such an omnipotent Being... That the originals were inspired and preserved perfectly in their entirety is an undisputed fact.


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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