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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
03-15-2011, 06:37 PM
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Who exactly are you referring to?
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Please understand. It's only crotch high so it has difficulty distinguishing the sexes of us grown up big normal-sized people.
I hobbit gets new glasses to improve its eyesight. Or buys a ladder.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
03-15-2011, 06:45 PM
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Who exactly are you referring to?
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Sorry, I was referencing The Creepy Pastor Ezekial, he has mentioned in another post how he likes to gives his women a firm hand. I'd like to give him my firm fist, but unlike that manic, I do not indulge in recreational violence.
And, please take your kids to a doctor, if you truly believe in God, then you need to trust doctors. They heal because of the brains they were given and their love of saving lives. Please, prayer will not work on cancer, infections, broken bones, etc, please talk to a doctor about your concerns. Faith isn't enough and don't insult your God by denouncing the brains he gave doctors.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
03-15-2011, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Littlelady
Please, prayer will not work on cancer, infections, broken bones, etc, please talk to a doctor about your concerns. Faith isn't enough and don't insult your God by denouncing the brains he gave doctors.
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Don't you try to destroy our faith with your hateful atheist propaganda, witch! God says that prayer should be the medicine of choice in all cases:
James 5:13-15:
Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms.
Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
03-15-2011, 07:08 PM
You know god created Woman since male failed...
Is the Cranky old dude the lost member of ZZ top? if he would be i bet he would seen a lot more of life than from his little cabin in the woods where no life is inside 100km area
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
03-15-2011, 07:11 PM
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Don't you try to destroy our faith with your hateful atheist propaganda, witch! God says that prayer should be the medicine of choice in all cases:
James 5:13-15:
Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms.
Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
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Then I assume you do not carry health insurance? I hope so otherwise you would be a hypocrite. I also hope you never need a doctor or a dentist, although you probably need a dentist.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
03-15-2011, 07:14 PM
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Then I assume you do not carry health insurance? I hope so otherwise you would be a hypocrite. I also hope you never need a doctor or a dentist, although you probably need a dentist.
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The only health insurance I need is called the Holy Scripture, and the only medication I need is prayer!
(Ephesians 6:1)
Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
03-15-2011, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Littlelady
Sorry, I was referencing The Creepy Pastor Ezekial, he has mentioned in another post how he likes to gives his women a firm hand. I'd like to give him my firm fist, but unlike that manic, I do not indulge in recreational violence.
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Dear Hellbound, lezbean, sexual deviant, circus carnie whore,
Pastor Zeke beats me because he LOVES me and he does not want to see me go to HELL. How will I learn if I am not taught right from wrong?
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) "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church" (1 Corinthians 14:34-35).
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You are nothing but a bully. Don't barge in here and try to force your opinion on us. The only opinion we will listen to is the Bible.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 05:30 PM
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Women are way too stupid to decide who to vote for. By keeping them at home during elections men can select a real president like Sarah Palin and a real government capable of getting America on track again.
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brother cranky,
i'm pretty sure that Sarah Palin is also a woman, and if i'm correct being president is a career choice. As you have said above woman are to stupid to drive or have jobs then why would you suggest that having a one as president would do so much as improve or economy?
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 06:41 PM
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i'm pretty sure that Sarah Palin is also a woman, and if i'm correct being president is a career choice. As you have said above woman are to stupid to drive or have jobs then why would you suggest that having a one as president would do so much as improve or economy?
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Paying attention is not your thing now is it? Otherwise you would have known Sarah Palin is not a candidate for the presidency. Her husband was not please with how she performed her cleaning duties lately, so he told her to stop running.
I can not wait for Michele Bachmann to become our next president and to implement Biblical law in America. Then we can finally start stoning filthy gays like you, instead of having to endure your pointless yapping.
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 08:49 PM
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implement Biblical law in America. Then we can finally start stoning filthy gays like you,
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huh, how very Christian: you disagree with me, therefore I insult you.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 08:52 PM
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huh, how very Christian: you disagree with me, therefore I insult you.
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But gays are an abomination.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:08 PM
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But gays are an abomination.
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um.... can... can we please just... leave this guy alone, please? he.... he doesnt seem that bad...
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:09 PM
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um.... can... can we please just... leave this guy alone, please? he.... he doesnt seem that bad...
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But gays are an abomination.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:21 PM
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But gays are an abomination.
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but... but he has not done anything to insinuate that he is homosexual....
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:23 PM
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but... but he has not done anything to insinuate that he is homosexual....
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What has that got to do with whether gays are an abomination?
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:25 PM
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but... but he has not done anything to insinuate that he is homosexual....
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Amazing that you are here to defend him like that on cue. Amazing I tell you.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:32 PM
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What has that got to do with whether gays are an abomination?
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because... Mr.Cranky was calling him homosexual...
and while we are on it: what did the fact that I asked you to be nice have to do with gays being an abomination? I mean... you are the one that mentioed it after I first spoke...
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:42 PM
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because... Mr.Cranky was calling him homosexual...
and while we are on it: what did the fact that I asked you to be nice have to do with gays being an abomination? I mean... you are the one that mentioed it after I first spoke...
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yeah what was up with that i am attracted to the opposite sex. i don't, or have ever had an attraction to the same sex, nor do i think that gays need to be stoned.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Flutter shy
because... Mr.Cranky was calling him homosexual...
and while we are on it: what did the fact that I asked you to be nice have to do with gays being an abomination? I mean... you are the one that mentioed it after I first spoke...
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Because I wasn't being nasty. I was pointing out that gays are an abomination. Because they are an abomination.
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Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! -
10-30-2011, 09:51 PM
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yeah what was up with that i am attracted to the opposite sex. i don't, or have ever had an attraction to the same sex, nor do i think that gays need to be stoned.
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Leviticus 20:13*If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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