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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-10-2012, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Common Sense
Be careful now. Remember retards go to hell.
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This is so very unkind. You should be ashamed of yourself for such a comment. We don't tolerate bullying here. Haven't you been following the news? No likes anyone who picks on the weak.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-26-2013, 03:58 AM
BUMP. It's that time of year again!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-29-2014, 02:07 AM
WARNING:
Don't let your kids use pool floaties as sex toys!
This little harlot looks like she is enjoying this swan a little too much. Also note the perverted look on the face of the swan and her dad.
Disgusting!
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Posts: 2,243
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-29-2014, 01:52 PM
Summer causes dark wet rings in your armpits, which are so unbecoming for a lady, and make men smell. Unless of course, you use that deodorant stuff, but my family refuses to use that. Jesus didn't use it, so why should we? I'm sure there's something satanic about it.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-29-2014, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
WARNING:
Don't let your kids use pool floaties as sex toys!
This little harlot looks like she is enjoying this swan a little too much. Also note the perverted look on the face of the swan and her dad.
Disgusting!
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A Princess Swan and a little girl.
Great.
Pedophilic lesbianism passed off as "summer innocence."
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
Under Investigation
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Posts: 5
Join Date: May 2014
Location: In bed with my fag boyfriend
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-29-2014, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
ENJOYING SUMMER CAN SEND YOU TO HELL!!
1. Public Pools! They can cause pregnancy. True Christian women should never get in them past their knees. Public pools also spread the AIDS. Come to think of it JUST STAY OUT of them.
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No, in order to get pregnant, you must have had unprotected sexual intercourse
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True Christian™ with a quiverful
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Posts: 2,243
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-29-2014, 10:10 PM
^^ Who let this idiot out of the asylum?
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Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
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Posts: 122
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: Godless Land (UK)
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-30-2014, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
^^ Who let this idiot out of the asylum?
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Same could be said for us retards
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Posts: 9,361
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-30-2014, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by EuroTrashAthiest
No, in order to get pregnant, you must have had unprotected sexual intercourse
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Typing "how to avoid pregnancy" into a search engine does not prevent pregnancy - most who do this wind up being called parents.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Posts: 143
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Godly USA
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-30-2014, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by EuroTrashAthiest
No, in order to get pregnant, you must have had unprotected sexual intercourse
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I know a woman that became pregnant from going to a public pool. All kinds of perverts lurk there, so it is very possible.
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Posts: 708
Join Date: May 2014
Location: Pajala, Sweden
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-30-2014, 06:50 PM
Also in the summertime we must remember that THE LORD COMES SUDDENLY - when you least expect! Matthew 25:13
Keep yourselves clothed! Revelation 16:15
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 80
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: munching rugs for satan
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-31-2014, 12:43 AM
[PARANOID CONSPIRACY THEORIES REMOVED]
Everything will send you to hell. The safest thing to do is stay inside with the AC and act like idiots on the internet...oh wait, the internet is evil as well, or haven't you heard that before?
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-31-2014 at 12:59 AM.
Reason: We're not a conspiracy theory forum, dear. Stick to the facts.
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
05-31-2014, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by LolitaWolfiebear
[PARANOID CONSPIRACY THEORIES REMOVED]
Everything will send you to hell.
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No, not us. Only those who do not believe in and who live in sin
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Join Date: Jun 2014
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
06-08-2014, 10:23 PM
Well it looks like i'm going to hell. Or not, because it doesn't exist
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Posts: 2,243
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
06-08-2014, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Spencerreid
Well it looks like i'm going to hell. Or not, because it doesn't exist
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And when you find out you're wrong, it will be too late to change your mind and repent. We will enjoy watching you burn while we sit back in Heaven sipping ice cold wine.
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
06-08-2014, 10:43 PM
Haha, if it were ever to happen which it isn't!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL -
06-12-2015, 02:40 PM
Bump for Summer
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