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08-09-2008, 01:28 PM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PROOF God is REAL! -
08-09-2008, 01:41 PM
You know Pastor, I often feel that we here at Landover are too compassionate and understanding. Do we bend to far in allowing the vile sinners to spew their diatribes of vomit across these Godly Pages? Do we allow our responses to be driven by these atheists and communists with their grubby grasping at straws? Do we argue too much with them over their schemes and thoughts, which are devoid of all moral guidance?
Mr Current has a lesson for us all here: The Bible says it and the Bible is the Word of God and thus God must exist. I feel we need to maintain that clear Vision of Faith and I believe the Godless Unsaved Trash could then start their march towards Salvation™! Praise!
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08-09-2008, 03:12 PM
That video is an excellent summary of the proper Christian attitude toward arrogant know-nothings, uneducated braggarts, illiterate provincials, and other scientific types.
"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc." -- Jerry Falwell, Finding Inner Peace and Strength
God knows all, and is eternal. In the Bible He gave a compendium of ultimate and perfect wisdom to mankind. We can make an educated guess at what God considered important by looking at what He chose to put into His great book.
God believes it is important that mankind know that He killed King Jehoram by making his intestines fall out of his ass. God considers knowledge of King Jehoram's prolapse more important than knowing about electricity, antibiotics, or higher math.
In fact, the Omniscient Scientist apparently thinks science in general is not very important -- the Bible reveals nothing about atomic theory, or stoichiometric chemistry, or optics. It would have been very useful for God's children to have binoculars during their military campaigns in Canaan -- not to mention weapons made of high-carbon steel! -- but God did not think lenses and metallurgy important enough to mention in His Book of Wisdom.
So it is very likely that God really doesn't want mankind to have refrigerators and televisions, heart surgery and painless dentistry. Looking at the wisdom God passed on to mankind in His book of eternal wisdom, it seems that God really prefers mankind to live in an early-Iron-Age society.
Much like the Dark Ages of Europe, with Baptists instead of Catholics as the Godly elite.
I am cast into gloom by our modern, anti-God society. It is simply not Biblical. And it is the fault of scientists and technologists. Bastards!
~~ OEJ
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Re: PROOF God is REAL! -
08-09-2008, 03:36 PM
Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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08-09-2008, 05:49 PM
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Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).
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I checked out his myspace page, did you?
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08-09-2008, 06:38 PM
This is definitely the most, unexpected proof i have ever witnessed, Make it yourself?
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Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).
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Well, Sister. Just because Michelle looks a little like a Baboon doesn't mean that she is one. After all Darwin looked like an albino Gorilla, and had about the same amount of brains, but that doesn't mean that Darwin was one... does it?
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Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).
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God is real. He came to me, and spoke to me, and said he was real.
So God IS real. He is, i know it.
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Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).
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Actually it isn't just the wife it's all of 'em DUH you filthy witch your reckoning will come.
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your reckoning will come.
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Thank the LORD, it's only a matter of time until these people whose inane thoughts we've had to put up with are punished by the GOD they've so laughed at.
As for God, his way is perfect;
the word of the LORD is tried:
he is a buckler to all them that trust in him.
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Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).
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I completely agree. Just because the Bible says it is true doesn't mean it is. I mean if you found a book on the ground full of outrageous stories would you believe them just because the book told you to?
Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
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02-27-2012, 05:27 AM
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I completely agree. Just because the Bible says it is true doesn't mean it is. I mean if you found a book on the ground full of outrageous stories would you believe them just because the book told you to?
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Ah but the Holy Bible is hardly some book we found on the ground, now is it. God Almighty wrote this particular book, and we've had it to guide us for over 2,000 years now. Better men than you have tried to discredit it's Holy contents, but all have failed.
And by the way, you just quoted a dead witch.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PROOF God is REAL! -
02-13-2013, 09:20 AM
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Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).
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Hey, we don't take kindly to racists here. Just because Obama's wife is a spearchucker doesn't make her a baboon. I'm aware they look vaguely the same. But that's no reason to be a racist.
We should have compassion for those who were unlucky enough not to be born being of God's preferred race.
NO TO RACISM!
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Re: PROOF God is REAL! -
12-28-2009, 07:08 AM
The bible was actually written by man, about 300 years or so after the life of Jesus. Although filled with many good stories, they are simply that, fables and folklore. To be sure, all biblical texts that can be dated at all furnish important historical information. They reveal facts concerning the period in which they were written, but they do not necessarily contain literally accurate accounts of the events they report.
Moreover, most of the documents are later—sometimes by centuries—than the events they describe. A significant body of written evidence does not exist before the time of the monarchy, which was established with the anointing of Saul as the first king of Israel in the 11th century bc for example.
Most of what we read today in the bible was put together by humans. The bible and chirstianity in general was being put together as early as 325 A.D, at the Council of Nicea. Christianity before that was made up of many, many different factions with different beliefs.
One big thing they discussed and decided was on the question regarding the relationship between God the Father and jesus; i.e. are the Father and Son one in purpose only or also one in being. Back in the day there were tons of ways to be christian. You could be a Jewish Christian, a gnostic christian, a mystical christian, a gentile christian, etc.
Christianity was used by Constantine the Great most would argue, to solely unite a people and provide structure, to win a battle.
My point is that, a God may have inspired people to write great things that may or may not be in the bible, but to discount the politics and the human part in it is ignorant and irresponsible.
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Re: PROOF God is REAL! -
12-28-2009, 07:17 AM
Yes, He DID, and who are you to question that?
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Re: PROOF God is REAL! -
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The bible was actually written by man, about 300 years or so after the life of Jesus.
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I stopped reading after this. Seeing this sentence just let me know you are a complete retard and ignoramus, there was not much point in going on.
Even the most liberal of historians will tell you that the last book of the Bible was written at the very latest by the early 2nd century (ie, before 125). Many scholars think the Bible was probably completed within the 1st century. And that's just talking about the books of the New Testament. The Old Testament was written at least a few centuries before Christ, even according to the most liberal of scholars.
Please, let me know where you found out this information. Any book or scholarly journal would be good, but an internet link will suffice, and is more convenient.
Even godless wikipedia agrees:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating_the_Bible
Perhaps you are referring to an event that happened in the 4th century, a council by the Catholic "church" that made an official list of the book of the Bible. That is not when the Bible was written, it was when the various books that make up the Bible were officially named by the Catholics, which is of little importance, since the same canon of Scripture had been in use by Christians since the early 2nd century. You can find all about that here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_canon
Please, if you think I'm wrong, tell me.
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Re: PROOF God is REAL! -
03-29-2010, 04:26 PM
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That video is an excellent summary of the proper Christian attitude toward arrogant know-nothings, uneducated braggarts, illiterate provincials, and other scientific types.
"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc." -- Jerry Falwell, Finding Inner Peace and Strength
God knows all, and is eternal. In the Bible He gave a compendium of ultimate and perfect wisdom to mankind. We can make an educated guess at what God considered important by looking at what He chose to put into His great book.
God believes it is important that mankind know that He killed King Jehoram by making his intestines fall out of his ass. God considers knowledge of King Jehoram's prolapse more important than knowing about electricity, antibiotics, or higher math.
In fact, the Omniscient Scientist apparently thinks science in general is not very important -- the Bible reveals nothing about atomic theory, or stoichiometric chemistry, or optics. It would have been very useful for God's children to have binoculars during their military campaigns in Canaan -- not to mention weapons made of high-carbon steel! -- but God did not think lenses and metallurgy important enough to mention in His Book of Wisdom.
So it is very likely that God really doesn't want mankind to have refrigerators and televisions, heart surgery and painless dentistry. Looking at the wisdom God passed on to mankind in His book of eternal wisdom, it seems that God really prefers mankind to live in an early-Iron-Age society.
Much like the Dark Ages of Europe, with Baptists instead of Catholics as the Godly elite.
I am cast into gloom by our modern, anti-God society. It is simply not Biblical. And it is the fault of scientists and technologists. Bastards!
~~ OEJ
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I hate to tell you all, but this video is making fun of Christianity. It was made by a comedian. If you go on youtube an look at the description, it says " EdwardCurrent — June 02, 2007 — My indisputable Biblical proof that atheists are deluded and stupid. (Yes, this is a SATIRE.) Category: Comedy "
I find it funny that you all did not realize this.
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03-29-2010, 04:33 PM
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I hate to tell you all, but this video is making fun of Christianity. It was made by a comedian. If you go on youtube an look at the description, it says " EdwardCurrent — June 02, 2007 — My indisputable Biblical proof that atheists are deluded and stupid. (Yes, this is a true religion.) Category: Comedy "
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What's wrong with comedy? Mr. Current has a good sense of humour, but the messages of his videos are as serious as you can get! So what exactly is your point?
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I think you are the funny guy here.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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What's wrong with comedy? Mr. Current has a good sense of humour, but the messages of his videos are as serious as you can get! So what exactly is your point?
I think you are the funny guy here.
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No, I don't think you understood me correctly. I'll try posting the description of the video again.
" EdwardCurrent — June 02, 2007 — My indisputable Biblical proof that atheists are deluded and stupid. (Yes, this is true religion.)
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Re: PROOF God is REAL! -
02-12-2013, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by One-eyed Jack
That video is an excellent summary of the proper Christian attitude toward arrogant know-nothings, uneducated braggarts, illiterate provincials, and other scientific types.
"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc." -- Jerry Falwell, Finding Inner Peace and Strength
God knows all, and is eternal. In the Bible He gave a compendium of ultimate and perfect wisdom to mankind. We can make an educated guess at what God considered important by looking at what He chose to put into His great book.
God believes it is important that mankind know that He killed King Jehoram by making his intestines fall out of his ass. God considers knowledge of King Jehoram's prolapse more important than knowing about electricity, antibiotics, or higher math.
In fact, the Omniscient Scientist apparently thinks science in general is not very important -- the Bible reveals nothing about atomic theory, or stoichiometric chemistry, or optics. It would have been very useful for God's children to have binoculars during their military campaigns in Canaan -- not to mention weapons made of high-carbon steel! -- but God did not think lenses and metallurgy important enough to mention in His Book of Wisdom.
So it is very likely that God really doesn't want mankind to have refrigerators and televisions, heart surgery and painless dentistry. Looking at the wisdom God passed on to mankind in His book of eternal wisdom, it seems that God really prefers mankind to live in an early-Iron-Age society.
Much like the Dark Ages of Europe, with Baptists instead of Catholics as the Godly elite.
I am cast into gloom by our modern, anti-God society. It is simply not Biblical. And it is the fault of scientists and technologists. Bastards!
~~ OEJ
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I want first of all to say that I have no quarrel and no argument and I wish to express no contempt for individual devout and pious members of that church. It would be impertinent and wrong of me to express any antagonism towards any individual who wishes to find salvation in whatever form they wish to express it. That to me is sacrosanct as much as any article of faith is sacrosanct to anyone of any church or any faith in the world. It’s very important. It’s also very important to me, as it happens, that I have my own beliefs. They are a belief in the Enlightenment, a belief in the eternal adventure of trying to discover moral truth in the world, and there is nothing, sadly, that the Catholic Church and its hierarchs likes to do more than to attack the Enlightenment. It did so at the time: reference was made to Galileo and the fact that he was tortured, for trying to explain the Copernican theory of the Universe. Just imagine in this square mile how many people were burned for reading the Bible in English. And one of the principle burners and torturers of those who tried to read the Bible in English, here in London, was Thomas More. Now, that’s a long time ago, it’s not relevant, except that it was only last century that Thomas More was made a saint, and it was only in the year 2000, that the last pope, the Pole, he made Thomas More the Patron Saint of Politicians. This is a man who put people on the wrack for daring to own a Bible in English: he tortured them for owning a Bible in their own language. The idea that the Catholic Church exists to disseminate the word of the Lord is nonsense. It is the only owner of the Truth for the billions that it likes to boast about, because those billions are uneducated and poor, as again it likes to boast about. It’s perhaps unfair of me, as a gay man, to moan at this enormous institution, which is the largest and most powerful church on Earth, has over a billion, as they like to tell us, members, each one of whom is under strict instructions to believe the dogmas of the church, but may wrestle with them personally of course. It’s hard for me to be told that I’m evil, because I think of myself as someone who is filled with love, whose only purpose in life was to achieve love, and who feels love for so much of nature and the world and for everything else. We certainly don’t need the stigmatisation, the victimisation, that leads to the playground bullying when people say you’re a disordered, morally evil individual. That’s not nice, it isn’t nice. The kind of cruelty in Catholic education, the kind of child—let’s not call it child abuse, it was child rape—the kind of child rape that went on systematically for so long, let’s imagine that we can overlook this and say that it is nothing whatever to do with the structure and nature of the Catholic Church, and the twisted and neurotic and hysterical way that its leaders are chosen, the celibacy, the nuns, the monks, the priesthood, this is not natural and normal, ladies and gentlemen, in 2009, it really isn’t.
Do you know who would be the last person ever to be accepted as a prince of the Church? The Galileean carpenter. That Jew. They would kick him out before he tried to cross the threshold. He would be so ill-at-ease in the Church. What would he think, what would he think of St. Peter’s? What would he think of the wealth, and the power, and the self-justification, and the wheedling apologies? The Pope could decide that all this power, all this wealth, this hierarchy of princes and bishops and archbishops and priests and monks and nuns could be sent out in the world with money and art treasures, to put them back in the countries that they once raped and violated, they could give that money away, and they could concentrate on the apparent essence of their belief, and then, I would stand here and say the Catholic Church may well be a force for good in the world, but until that day, it is not
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