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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-17-2010, 02:21 AM
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You can go to hell. We don't need you.
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oh yeah? and the world needs you?
dont be such a fag
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-17-2010, 12:22 PM
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a band is a piffleing band!
if theyr so piffleing bad for your religious views, why the piffle have a thread dedicated to talking about them?
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Piffle! Learn piffleing spelling and piffleing grammar, you illiterate piffle douchebag!
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i would rather be an idiot
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That, my friend, is obvious.
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id rather eat my own shit then read a bible.......
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Then Hell is just the place for you! No Bibles anywhere and steaming heaps of demon dung to eat for you!
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dont be such a fag
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Why do you keep calling people fags? Do you have some homersexural obsession or something?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-17-2010, 03:49 PM
Rock 'n roll is the Devil's Auditory Nectar. Secondly, they don't even mention the KJV 1611 at all in their songs!
Jesus has spoken. The members of Slayer are NOT True Christians™.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-17-2010, 04:00 PM
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Why do you keep calling people fags? Do you have some homersexural obsession or something?
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Didn't you know that Slayer fans are all fags? Do you ever see any women Slayer fans?
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-17-2010, 05:39 PM
There are no female Slayer fans. They only tolerate that noise to keep their boyfriend's from beating them up for complaining about the music again.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-17-2010, 11:18 PM
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Didn't you know that Slayer fans are all fags? Do you ever see any women Slayer fans?
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Actually, there are female Slayer fans, but, as you can see in many other animals as well, they are indistinguishable from males, as both have long hairs, tattoo-covered bodies, rough voices, suicidal tendencies etc.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-18-2010, 04:59 AM
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id rather eat my own shit then read a bible.......
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Ya know, darkie, you can have your shit cake and eat it too!
Ezekiel 4:11-16 (King James Version)
11Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.
12And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
13And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.
14Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.
15Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
16Moreover he said unto me, Son of man, behold, I will break the staff of bread in Jerusalem: and they shall eat bread by weight, and with care; and they shall drink water by measure, and with astonishment:
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-28-2010, 03:15 PM
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Piffle! Learn piffleing spelling and piffleing grammar, you illiterate piffle douchebag!
That, my friend, is obvious.
Then Hell is just the place for you! No Bibles anywhere and steaming heaps of demon dung to eat for you!
Why do you keep calling people fags? Do you have some homersexural obsession or something?
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Homersexural? really?
If you people have really committed yourself to the lord why do you all insult him instead of trying to help him?
Hypocrites are the thing the lord hates most.
Numbers 23:22 - God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of a unicorn.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-28-2010, 03:45 PM
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If you people have really committed yourself to the lord why do you all insult him instead of trying to help him?
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Can't you see why are trying to HELP him?
When a person commits suicide, the bystanders are all given counseling and therapy. Yet when someone condemns himself to Hell (MUCH worse!), we are supposed to just sit by idly and do nothing.
People like you are oh-so-tolerant in this life because you care NOTHING about whether someone goes to Heaven or Hell.
Here is something ever so hateful: we want YOU to go to Heaven too. Why won't you come with us to Heaven? Why do you INSIST on going to Hell? Your cavalier attitude about it all is shocking.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-28-2010, 05:22 PM
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Homersexural? really?
If you people have really committed yourself to the lord why do you all insult him instead of trying to help him?
Hypocrites are the thing the lord hates most.
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Where did I insult the Lord? I can't remember doing so, to be honest. Are you on drugs?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-29-2010, 03:04 AM
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Where did I insult the Lord? I can't remember doing so, to be honest. Are you on drugs?
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I am sorry sir, I was walking past a couple of delinquent teenagers yesterday whom which I swear were smoking the plant named "marijuana". I came here seeking guidance but the effects made folly of me, forgive me sir you are a true man of the Lord.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
01-29-2010, 03:28 PM
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I am sorry sir, I was walking past a couple of delinquent teenagers yesterday whom which I swear were smoking the plant named "marijuana". I came here seeking guidance but the effects made folly of me, forgive me sir you are a true man of the Lord.
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Apology accepted, no need to grovel. I'm just a humble Follower of Christ.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 01:43 AM
I found this video online:
Maybe they are Christians, after all?
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 01:49 AM
GOD HATES US ALLLLLL
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 02:04 AM
By "us" I assume you're referring to the subgroup of 'fans of Slayer'.
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 03:25 AM
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I found this video online:
{nonsense removed}
Maybe they are Christians, after all?
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These fellows may or may not be Christians but they certainly are NOT musicians.
Bad timing, bad tuning and drums that sound like a wall of wet cat-farts.
Before I joined the (priest)'hood I did spend a few summers doing monitors for Lillith Fair and I know my rock! Bands like these go to eleven. Nothing more than a bunch of grown men wearing leather and tights whose audience is mostly young boys.
Disgusting.
Bless you, my victim of the hearing holocaust,
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 04:09 AM
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Apparently, half of Death Metal band "SLAYER" are devout Christians. Because they DO worship our lord and savior, does this make them good Christians?
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Short answer
Stop smoking crack!
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-20-2010, 04:16 PM
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These fellows may or may not be Christians but they certainly are NOT musicians.
Bad timing, bad tuning and drums that sound like a wall of wet cat-farts.
Before I joined the (priest)'hood I did spend a few summers doing monitors for Lillith Fair and I know my rock! Bands like these go to eleven. Nothing more than a bunch of grown men wearing leather and tights whose audience is mostly young boys.
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I thought Lilith Fair was a lesbian feminazi sideshow. Why would there be men there? And were these monitors you were doing men or women?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
05-24-2010, 10:12 PM
I don't even listen to this type of "music" and I can tell you that this band has gone out of their way to showcase their dedication to Satanism. The bands "logo" was several swords in a circle creating a pentagram. A symbol of Satanism. They even have written inside one of their album covers :
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians? -
08-29-2010, 02:59 AM
You know I've been reading some of the nonsence from this forum. Even answered the questionair and quite frankly I'm frighten to think that any of you forums admins thinks this is even close to be a christian website. I mean do you really think that this
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Re: Are the Christian members of Slayer good Christians?
GOD HATES US ALLLLLL
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A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
Is brining in the example to the young and old non Christians? Rock is not evil music, as music belongs to God. And it is the message that we put through it, that decides whether or not we follow God or not. As a lead signer for a Christian rock band myself, EPH289.. Ephesian 2 verse 8 and 9. I find that this forum is far from showing a good example to any one of what being a Christian is.
You all should be ashamed of even contemplating this as being right.
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