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When Des Moine's Christian baker Victoria Childress opened her doors to a pair of hairy legged women, little did she know the fiends were plotting an abominable act. Childress allowed the pair to sample several of her cakes before the treacherous tribalders revealed that they were fuzzy taco munchers. At that point Childress did her Christian duty and refused them service.

While Iowa joined the ranks of Godless states in 2009, the caterwauling carpet cleaners did not prove that they were actually attempting to seek a same sex partnership, leading this reporter to suspect it was all a cunning ploy, targeting the unsuspecting baker for harassment and probably a civil suit to raise money for drugs and abortions.

Childress politely rebuffed their sinful request and cited her religious convictions. The heterophobic duo then left without incident, but later began a smear campaign and boycott against the morally upright baker who is fully within her right to refuse service to anyone. Waves of hate mail soon followed.

It seems that Christians are no longer allowed to publicly express their morality and willingness to acknowledge God's Laws without fear of persecution and terrorist retribution.