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What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-25-2013, 07:06 PM
I have never thought about trying it as I think the idea of killing millions of babies for pleasure is disgusting. What sort of pleasure can people possibly get out of killing their own kin? I don't understand it. What's worse, the sissy boys sodomizing each other and filling each others poop holes with their kin is beyond disgusting. Again I ask. What sort of pleasure do people get out of murdering their own kin by masturbation?
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-25-2013, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Eustace Jones
I have never thought about trying it as I think the idea of killing millions of babies for pleasure is disgusting. What sort of pleasure can people possibly get out of killing their own kin? I don't understand it. What's worse, the sissy boys sodomizing each other and filling each others poop holes with their kin is beyond disgusting. Again I ask. What sort of pleasure do people get out of murdering their own kin by masturbation?
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Amen to all that, but don't forget that the worst thing about engaging in the perverted practice of masturbation is offending Jesus. He is with us at all times, including when degenerates indulge in spilling their seed. Jesus is standing right there watching your "O Face" and listening to you grunt like monkey boys and girls! How do you think that makes Him feel?
Plus, it means you're a queer. All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-25-2013, 07:39 PM
Pastor Ezekiel, you have a way to make everything make sense. You are like a cornucopia of knowledge when it comes to the KJV Bible. May eternal damnation be set in stone for the homersexuals and faggots.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-25-2013, 07:54 PM
Sperm cells eventually die even if you don't practice masturbation, because males produce many sperms every second.
But yeah, i agree, it is infamous, just like everything that is related to sexuality...in my opinion.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-25-2013, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Pure-Mind
Sperm cells eventually die even if you don't practice masturbation, because males produce many sperms every second.
But yeah, i agree, it is infamous, just like everything that is related to sexuality...in my opinion.
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Or have regular sex with one's wife.
It may not be ideal but it is the right thing to do.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-25-2013, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Or have regular sex with one's wife.
It may not be ideal but it is the right thing to do.
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In my opinion, it is not really different to masturbation. What's the difference after all ? I just see a hole instead of a hand.
Sex has just been designed for reproduction, nothing else.
People believe that regular sexuality is as necessary as feeding or sleeping, but it is not true. The "need" is simply related to the individual, absolutely not absolute.
Alcohol is a "need" for alcoholics, drug is a "need" for junkies...etc.
It is just a hijack by people to justify their so-called "need".
But the decadent society encourages and normalizes all this.
A husband and a wife can perfectly have a deep relationship without regular sexuality. Even full coitus isn't necessary to conceive a child, contrary to popular belief: sperm near the vagina is way sufficient for fertilization.
But it is off topic, so excuse me. It's only about masturbation.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-25-2013, 08:35 PM
God already knows and a few Pastors do but before I was Saved®, I masturbated five, six times a day until age 8 when I realized Jesus was in the room, watching me feverishly 'pull my pud' spraying His Love all over my room.
The shame at having soaked Him on my unborn children brought me to weep and confess to the Pastor. After showing him what I had done a few times, I gave myself to God and never deliberately touched a male organ ever again. Of course, living in crowed places, there have been quite a few other men who have not been able to control themselves and they have 'had emissions' on me purely by accident.
Male genitalia are a lot like an automatic weapon with a hair trigger. Just an accidental bump or nudge can cause it to go off over and over uncontrollably.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-26-2013, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Pure-Mind
People believe that regular sexuality is as necessary as feeding or sleeping, but it is not true. The "need" is simply related to the individual, absolutely not absolute.
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Perhaps with normal and non-queer people. But as an Ex-Gay, I can assure you this is not the case once a man has chosen fagging, usually because he hates God.
When I made the decision to punch fudge, the male rectum became my goal in life. Sure, I went along with the bogus lie that I simply wanted to have a "relationship" with my "partner". But it was a charade, only to encourage other men to drop their drawers and get their ankles next to their ears in submission. With gays, it's all about how many sissy colons you can nail in a 24-hour period.
Please, unless you have been a queen, you cannot possibly understand the reprobate sexuality of the degenerate homo.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-26-2013, 04:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Pure-Mind
Sperm cells eventually die even if you don't practice masturbation, because males produce many sperms every second.
But yeah, i agree, it is infamous, just like everything that is related to sexuality...in my opinion.
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So what does that mean??? Do we get to get a pass on murdering tiny root-humans just because God, in His divine providence, chooses to end their lives? I guess, to you, since people are going to die anyway, we might as well kill them? That gives you a license to "self-love" all day with no responsibility for bringing up soldiers or daughters for God. Atheists...I swear.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-26-2013, 08:11 PM
As Pastor Zeke has already explained, masturbation is extremely gay in and of itself. It is also a gateway sin to full-on buggery; once you have become accustomed to the sensation of a gnarled, calloused man hand stroking your erect member, moving back and forth, to and fro, with varying speed and pressure, perhaps at times giving some special attention to the terminal end of the phallus with a dab of hypoallergenic hand lotion or baby oil...but getting back to the point, once you have crossed that bridge and ventured into the realm of autohomersexuality, the problem will quickly snowball into an insatiable need to be penetrated from behind by a neverending queue of unwashed, well endowed buck nigras in some obscure truckstop...much to the delight of satan and his minions.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-27-2013, 08:58 PM
First off - I hope you pray for all the millions of babies that die when you suffer from da white weewee after a particularly feverish dream...
Secondly - Girls masturbate too. Not just guys. And I don't think I need to point out that girls who flick the bean are not killing their own kin... Do I?
Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
05-27-2013, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
So what does that mean??? Do we get to get a pass on murdering tiny root-humans just because God, in His divine providence, chooses to end their lives? I guess, to you, since people are going to die anyway, we might as well kill them? That gives you a license to "self-love" all day with no responsibility for bringing up soldiers or daughters for God. Atheists...I swear.
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Oh Pastor, is this why the liberals are so violently pro-abortion? Do they really think that because an individual is going to die some day, they might as well just kill them for their own amusement at any time?
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
06-07-2013, 09:03 PM
Actually, sperm isn't our 'kin' at all, really
More like a fertilizer of some sort
So really, when a man is to "blow his load", it's not killing any babies at all
Also, you should really narrow this thread to "Male masturbation" if your point is "killing kin" because female masturbation doesn't let lose any eggs at all
In fact (you're never going to believe this one), women lose their eggs every month after puberty without their control! (GASP!)
So, actually, you don't really have much of a point here, brother D:
Maybe you should do a bit of research beforehand
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
06-07-2013, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by ILoveJesu5
Actually, sperm isn't our 'kin' at all, really
More like a fertilizer of some sort
So really, when a man is to "blow his load", it's not killing any babies at all
Also, you should really narrow this thread to "Male masturbation" if your point is "killing kin" because female masturbation doesn't let lose any eggs at all
In fact (you're never going to believe this one), women lose their eggs every month after puberty without their control! (GASP!)
So, actually, you don't really have much of a point here, brother D:
Maybe you should do a bit of research beforehand
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Friend you are wrong.
And no, I will not use a 'beforehand', 'back hand' or any 'hand' and do that filthy deed, killing Babies of Christ®!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
06-07-2013, 09:34 PM
I sometimes dream about choking the life out of my terrible wife whom you would all agree deserves as painful a death as The Lord and I can come up with. I wake up feeling so relaxed and happy. If that's what masturbation feels like no wonder it's so hard to stop.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
07-18-2013, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Or have regular sex with one's wife.
It may not be ideal but it is the right thing to do.
YIC
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Dear Dr Laurence. I have never even met your wife, so I don't know where that came from!
However, thank you again for showing your knowledge of masturbation.
For what it's worth, I believe that sperm is a chemical that needs a catalyst (egg) to perform it's true destiny. Therefore if it is blown all over some birds face, it really doesn't mean that it is wasted. But that's just my opinion.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
07-19-2013, 04:46 AM
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
07-19-2013, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Eustace Jones
I have never thought about trying it as I think the idea of killing millions of babies for pleasure is disgusting. What sort of pleasure can people possibly get out of killing their own kin? I don't understand it. What's worse, the sissy boys sodomizing each other and filling each others poop holes with their kin is beyond disgusting. Again I ask. What sort of pleasure do people get out of murdering their own kin by masturbation?
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I have never heard of a woman giving birth to a million children in one pregnancy. Have you?
Do you suppose that millions of babies (and I use the term "babies" lightly) are killed when a man reaches coitus during sexual intercourse with his wife? Millions of sperm go in, but typically only one child is born. Even in the case of sextuplets the number of unaccounted spermatozoa remains staggering.
Seems there is no way to avoid murder in your world view. One could just as easily kill millions of their "kin" via a wet dream. The situation gets even worse. Even if you have no intercourse, abstain from masturbation and suffer no wet dreams, the sperm would still be killed off as the body will break spermatozoa down and reincorporate the genetic material.
By your own logic you are a murderer regardless of your actions.
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Re: What is the pleasure in masturbation? -
07-19-2013, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Lone Jack
...One could just as easily kill millions of their "kin" via a wet dream...
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You should read this thread (and sorry to Jedediah for opening old wounds).
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