[Johny Joe Hold]

Public Notice: New Snow Removal Policy, Spiritual Considerations

Friends of Freehold, we have entered the beautiful season of snow and cold. Nothing is more beautiful in God's Kingdom than newly fallen snow on a crisp winter morning.

During a visit at the Senior Center the other day, a nice lady asked me this question, "If God puts snow in the street, why do you think it's OK to move it somewhere else?"

To be honest, I had never thought about this. We have had some considerable pride in our snow removal work here in Freehold. We develop a "battle plan" when a snow storm is coming and hit the streets hard with our equipment, removing every trace of snow and ice.

But, this lady's question caused me to ponder whether this is really what God wants us to do when he places snow so carefully on our streets. Perhaps he wants us to drive over it, and, get stuck occassionally to teach us something.

I have concluded that, while I really do not claim to know God's thinking on snow, we should use some caution. That is, we should not just toss the snow around willy nilly as if it is our new little toy. Instead, we need to strike a balance between carrying out the important work of God's Kingdom, but minimizing the movement of something God placed here for some unknown purpose.

The new snow policy will remove snow completely from the streets where pastors have their homes. In addition, it will be removed completely around Landover Baptist Church. On other streets, it will be pushed to the side just enough for vehicles to navigate the street slowly.

I hope this balance of the devine with the practical will please all of you in Freehold.

Please get out and enjoy this beautiful season of snow and the celebration of our Baby Jesus.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

A solid Godly decision Mayor Hold, you will have my vote at the next election (if the Rapture does not precede that date.)

I would just take this opportunity to remind citizens that melted snow is the perfect addition to Christian hygiene:

Job:9:30: If I wash myself with snow water, and make my hands never so clean;

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Psalm 51:7
Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.




Indeed Ezekiel, leaving more snow about should help remind everyone of how white they should be!

[ChristianCrusader]

Brother, is that your REAL reason for not removing the snow, or does it have something to do with the simple math equation of: DARKIES +Snow = DO NOT MIX?

This figures, since snow is a colder form of liquid water, which, in great quantities, also drives the colored horde away, be it an ocean or a fire hose.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I don't need to worry about this because Jesus has provided me with an underground heating system for every inch of my 18 acre estate. That's so I can walk around barefoot (as Jesus did) any time I like.

[despising david]

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader

Brother, is that your REAL reason for not removing the snow, or does it have something to do with the simple math equation of: DARKIES +Snow = DO NOT MIX?

This figures, since snow is a colder form of liquid water, which, in great quantities, also drives the colored horde away, be it an ocean or a fire hose.

Freehold has always been free of darkie's since they had been let loose of the Godly chains on their feet. This is because Freehold is the one city that does not have a welfare office!!! The Lord blesses all true Christians with a great paying job and a wonderful home, something that darkies would be unable to handle

[Alfred King]

Originally Posted by despising david

Freehold has always been free of darkie's since they had been let loose of the Godly chains on their feet. This is because Freehold is the one city that does not have a welfare office!!! The Lord blesses all true Christians with a great paying job and a wonderful home, something that darkies would be unable to handle

Where did you get this false information? Unlike you I actually live in Freehold.

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader

Brother, is that your REAL reason for not removing the snow, or does it have something to do with the simple math equation of: DARKIES +Snow = DO NOT MIX?

This figures, since snow is a colder form of liquid water, which, in great quantities, also drives the colored horde away, be it an ocean or a fire hose.

Considering the number of Negroes that have moved to Canada, I would wonder where your information comes from.

[James Dewitt]

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. In a few weeks I am heading to the Keys or the Bahamas, possibly both for the winter. I will fly in on Sundays for Church. I do have a few spare rooms at each estate. Call me. I might answer .

[jennabenna]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I don't need to worry about this because Jesus has provided me with an underground heating system for every inch of my 18 acre estate. That's so I can walk around barefoot (as Jesus did) any time I like.

You walk around barefoot? Well, that's one thing we have in common, although i do it whether it's cold or warm, as I'm sure the Lady and Lord intended.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by jennabenna

You walk around barefoot? Well, that's one thing we have in common, although i do it whether it's cold or warm, as I'm sure the Lady and Lord intended.

He does by choice. You do it because that's the way of the jungle.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. In a few weeks I am heading to the Keys or the Bahamas, possibly both for the winter. I will fly in on Sundays for Church. I do have a few spare rooms at each estate. Call me. I might answer .

May I suggest you visit Christmas Island? Or is that oe of the ones you got in that island combo pack you bought?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by ChristianCrusader

Brother, is that your REAL reason for not removing the snow, or does it have something to do with the simple math equation of: DARKIES +Snow = DO NOT MIX?

Where did you come up with this disgusting, racist drivel? For that matter, have you ever been to Detroit?

We do not tolerate racism here, nor stupidity.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Gabriel Reproba

May I suggest you visit Christmas Island? Or is that oe of the ones you got in that island combo pack you bought?

No that deal fell through, that ass Richard what ever his name is, who owns Virgin Atlantic would not sell. Racist bastard said he will not sell to an American.

[jennabenna]

Originally Posted by James Dewitt

He does by choice. You do it because that's the way of the jungle.

Or rather, the way of the hippie. I wear nonleather birkenstocks sometimes.

[despising david]

Originally Posted by jennabenna

Or rather, the way of the hippie. I wear nonleather birkenstocks sometimes.

So your a drug using sex addict? How do you bring yourself to get out of bed everyday when you know that all of your actions will sin against baby Jesus??
If i were a hippie I would have starved to death to punish myself for being a dirty retarded hippie that only has a good day when lsd is only five dollars a hit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by jennabenna

I wear nonleather birkenstocks sometimes.

So you wear sandals made out of petroleum products?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Originally Posted by jennabenna

Or rather, the way of the hippie. I wear nonleather birkenstocks sometimes.

You probably like John Denver, too.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by jennabenna

Or rather, the way of the hippie. I wear nonleather birkenstocks sometimes.

I don't think that sandals go well with my clothing, now hand made Italian shoes are fabulous, and a bargain at 5 grand a pair.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I've always felt that snow removal was a waste of money. It's pointless to spend money on a 4WD SUV and drive it on plowed streets in the winter. Snow free roads are for wussies and homers that drive Prius'.

Once more I have to side with the Mayor on this one and I'll be waiting for my property tax rebate check from the savings.