[Unsavedgirl]

Hello, my name is Carrie. I live in Virginia, and am currently in search of a church as I just moved here from KY a few months ago. Unforunately I am tempted by lesbian desires and I am hoping to be reformed through this site and a church.

My favorite bible verse is Ecclesiastes 3:1:
"To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;"

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Originally Posted by Unsavedgirl

Hello, my name is Carrie. I live in Virginia, and am currently in search of a church as I just moved here from KY a few months ago. Unforunately I am tempted by lesbian desires and I am hoping to be reformed through this site and a church.

My favorite bible verse is Ecclesiastes 3:1:
"To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;"

[Des]

Greetings, Carrie. May I ask how many corrective rapes you've tried so far? Getting over an affliction as perverse as lesbianism can take more than one application, you know.

You might also consider aversion therapy. I've a little place set up off the coast of Mauritania that is equipped to offer aversion therapy with nausea-inducing medications used in conjunction with flashing images of Ellen Degeneres, Chaz Bono, and Hillary Clinton. I'm sure that this combined with 6 or 7 scheduled daily rape sessions augmented by mechanical sessions performed by the finest German piston devices could cure your affliction in as little as 6 months.

[Alvin Moss]

Hello Carrie. I pray that you will shed your unnatural desires and get right with Jesus. We will provide such aid and assistance as we can, but in the end, it is up to you. God gives us free will, that we may make our own path. Heaven or Hell; it is all up to you, Carrie.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Unsavedgirl

Hello, my name is Carrie. I live in Virginia, and am currently in search of a church as I just moved here from KY a few months ago. Unforunately I am tempted by lesbian desires and I am hoping to be reformed through this site and a church.

My favorite bible verse is Ecclesiastes 3:1:
"To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;"

Choosing to be a lesbo is the worst thing that you can do. Don't you know that the way a woman gets to Heaven is through child birth.

1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing , if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Lady lesbians simply cannot do so. You are ruining you opportunity to be Saved™.

I'm as much a supporter of the female as anyone and I genuine think that women should be treated as if they are equal to men but lesbiopathy is beyond the pale.

I hope you see sense and but such images of the lower Venusian furrow out of you mind: find a man.

YIC

[Unsavedgirl]

Originally Posted by Des

Greetings, Carrie. May I ask how many corrective rapes you've tried so far? Getting over an affliction as perverse as lesbianism can take more than one application, you know.

You might also consider aversion therapy. I've a little place set up off the coast of Mauritania that is equipped to offer aversion therapy with nausea-inducing medications used in conjunction with flashing images of Ellen Degeneres, Chaz Bono, and Hillary Clinton. I'm sure that this combined with 6 or 7 scheduled daily rape sessions augmented by mechanical sessions performed by the finest German piston devices could cure your affliction in as little as 6 months.

I haven't tried any. Anytime I try to flirt with a man, or approach in a heterosexual manner, I freeze and can't go through with it. However, if you do believe this will work I will try anything.

[Unsavedgirl]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Hello Carrie. I pray that you will shed your unnatural desires and get right with Jesus. We will provide such aid and assistance as we can, but in the end, it is up to you. God gives us free will, that we may make our own path. Heaven or Hell; it is all up to you, Carrie.

Thank you so much for your prayers. I know it is up to me. I am trying to find a way to expel these desires- I am just having a hard time finding the right path to cure.

[Unsavedgirl]

Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles

Choosing to be a lesbo is the worst thing that you can do. Don't you know that the way a woman gets to Heaven is through child birth.

1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing , if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Lady lesbians simply cannot do so. You are ruining you opportunity to be Saved™.

I'm as much a supporter of the female as anyone and I genuine think that women should be treated as if they are equal to men but lesbiopathy is beyond the pale.

I hope you see sense and but such images of the lower Venusian furrow out of you mind: find a man.

YIC

I know that lesbianism is evil- which is why I can't stand feeling these desires. I am trying to find a way to rid myself of these desires but fear approaching men.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Unsavedgirl

...Anytime I try to flirt with a man...

Ankles. Earlobes. If putting those together doesn't get you a True Christian™ suitor, nothing will.

Just don't aim too high around here. Most of the Pastors seem strangely resistant to that approach.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

My dear, praise the Lord you want to be healed! Talk to your father, and have him marry you to a man, who will impregnate you and help you get to heaven! Then you will definitely be understanding and be cured of all lesbian desires! Being a wife makes me so happy!

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Des]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Ankles. Earlobes. If putting those together doesn't get you a True Christian™ suitor, nothing will.

Just don't aim too high around here. Most of the Pastors seem strangely resistant to that approach.

Only a perverse atheist would think of having a woman put her ankles up by her earlobes. We True Christian™ men would not even think of such a decadent position even to cane our wife or staff. Have you no shame at all?

A poor, defenseless young lady with barely budded breasts bound to a table by thick leather belts securing her body firmly in position, thighs and calves quivering from the unnatural strain while her frightened eyes peer over a rude panel gag, terrified where the quirt will strike her tender flesh next. Do you seriously think any respectable Christian man would entertain such disgusting thoughts?

You sicken me, you godmocking pervert!

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Unsavedgirl

I know that lesbianism is evil- which is why I can't stand feeling these desires. I am trying to find a way to rid myself of these desires but fear approaching men.

The efficacy of beatings in situations like this should not be ignored. I advise a trip to meet with the Pastor of the closest Baptist Church. Tell him of your unnatural desires and he will beat the living daylights out of you. In this manner, you may divorce yourself from your wicked thoughts and pursue a personal relationship with Jesus. I'm talking about Jesus Christ, the Son of God, not the gardener.

[Unsavedgirl]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

My dear, praise the Lord you want to be healed! Talk to your father, and have him marry you to a man, who will impregnate you and help you get to heaven! Then you will definitely be understanding and be cured of all lesbian desires! Being a wife makes me so happy!

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

Hello Elizabeth,
I wish I could but my father is deceased- he passed away while my mother was pregnant with me. Very unfortunate as he was quite devout.

[Unsavedgirl]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

The efficacy of beatings in situations like this should not be ignored. I advise a trip to meet with the Pastor of the closest Baptist Church. Tell him of your unnatural desires and he will beat the living daylights out of you. In this manner, you may divorce yourself from your wicked thoughts and pursue a personal relationship with Jesus. I'm talking about Jesus Christ, the Son of God, not the gardener.

I will do so this weekend. I hope this works. however in my early teenage years I tried self-harm to deal with my urges with no avail. Maybe it will be different if it is done by a holy man.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Unsavedgirl

Hello Elizabeth,
I wish I could but my father is deceased- he passed away while my mother was pregnant with me. Very unfortunate as he was quite devout.

Mercy! See this? This right here? Her daddy wasn't present to be a good Paternal role model. This is what is wrong with America. The Feminazis and the Obamunists want to rot us from the core by destroying the family unit! This poor sinful wretch is a textbook example of what becomes of people when deprived of a normal nuclear family consisting of man, wife, and 2.8-25 children! Daddy never taught her it was wrong to lie with woman, and before long she'll be wallowing with swine, urinating on the American flag, and sacrificing Christian babes to satan!

And this is EXACTLY what we will get if we continue to allow homersex marriages. Their children, foreign scum adopted from third world countries like Algeria and Norway will already hate God and America, but even if they didn't, they would take one look at daddy kissing daddy and see this as license to murder, rape, and steal church donation boxes. This would collapse America, and therefore the world!

[Unsavedgirl]

Originally Posted by Des

Mercy! See this? This right here? Her daddy wasn't present to be a good Paternal role model. This is what is wrong with America. The Feminazis and the Obamunists want to rot us from the core by destroying the family unit! This poor sinful wretch is a textbook example of what becomes of people when deprived of a normal nuclear family consisting of man, wife, and 2.8-25 children! Daddy never taught her it was wrong to lie with woman, and before long she'll be wallowing with swine, urinating on the American flag, and sacrificing Christian babes to satan!

And this is EXACTLY what we will get if we continue to allow homersex marriages. Their children, foreign scum adopted from third world countries like Algeria and Norway will already hate God and America, but even if they didn't, they would take one look at daddy kissing daddy and see this as license to murder, rape, and steal church donation boxes. This would collapse America, and therefore the world!

I don't want to wallow with swine or any of the other acts you mentioned. I don't want to be evil. I want to change.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Unsavedgirl

...I want to change.

So read the Bible to see what it tells you to do. Take notes, check with Brother V's handy Bible in Coming Up On 8 Years Now and Still Not Finished study guide for the budding True Christian™, when you're finished we'll discuss any further questions you may have. With some dedication you should be done in a month or so.

See ya then.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Unsavedgirl

I haven't tried any. Anytime I try to flirt with a man, or approach in a heterosexual manner, I freeze and can't go through with it. However, if you do believe this will work I will try anything.

I too live in Virginia and do the Lords work by traveling all over God's Favorite™ country, doing the laying of hands, chasing rectal demons and unfreezing the frozen.
I'd be happy to help your with your frigidity. In a Biblical manner, quietly and peacefully, we carefully melt away your blockages.
Do you own any large zip ties?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Unsavedgirl

I know that lesbianism is evil- which is why I can't stand feeling these desires. I am trying to find a way to rid myself of these desires but fear approaching men.

This is why you need to have your Pastor make arrangements with a decent Christian male who can care and look after you so that you don't have to worry about thinking or working and can concentrate on bringing forth a quiver full of Soldiers of Christ.

What more could you want?

YIC

[Unsavedgirl]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

I too live in Virginia and do the Lords work by traveling all over God's Favorite™ country, doing the laying of hands, chasing rectal demons and unfreezing the frozen.
I'd be happy to help your with your frigidity. In a Biblical manner, quietly and peacefully, we carefully melt away your blockages.
Do you own any large zip ties?

I do not own any large zip ties. But I am willing to try anything it takes...even though I am a little afraid.