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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 02:38 PM
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They wouldn't be if we were talking about your Westboro Baptist Church-like Christianity.
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Are you insane? They allow FEMALE PASTORS.
Good grief I hate the liberal mindset, and that mindset is personified in the Westboro knuckleheads. The women wear pants!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 02:49 PM
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Are you insane? They allow FEMALE PASTORS.
Good grief I hate the liberal mindset, and that mindset is personified in the Westboro knuckleheads. The women wear pants!
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Yeah and when women wear the pants they do it better than you people =p
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 02:57 PM
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Yeah and when women wear the pants they do it better than you people =p
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When are you going to realize that the True Christians™ are not interested in your opinion?
If you want to tell these people something and claim it is truth, quote Scripture that justifies it.
Basically, Scripture or STFU, thanks.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 07:47 PM
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When are you going to realize that the True Christians™ are not interested in your opinion?
If you want to tell these people something and claim it is truth, quote Scripture that justifies it.
Basically, Scripture or STFU, thanks.
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I don't get it, you stand up so much for this stuff yet your status still states "Arrogant Atheist Dick".
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 07:57 PM
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I don't get it, you stand up so much for this stuff yet your status still states "Arrogant Atheist Dick".
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You really don't get it at all, do you? I have never once seen Didymus stand up for us - he is a thorn in our side and an arrogant atheist d-ck (I cannot bring myself to even type that word). But he at least attempts to support his bizarre ramblings through the use of Scripture. We accept his persecution and some of us live in hope that one day he will see the error of his ways.
Read Matthew 18:12-14 and you may understand.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 08:14 PM
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I don't get it, you stand up so much for this stuff yet your status still states "Arrogant Atheist Dick".
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Yet another who cannot differentiate between my agreeing with them about what the Bible really says in plain English and my agreeing with them that what the Bible says is the truth (which I don't).
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 10:10 PM
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I don't get it, you stand up so much for this stuff yet your status still states "Arrogant Atheist Dick".
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As it says - he is indeed an arrogant atheist dickhead ; he agrees scripture says to do things, yet at the same time he claims these Scriptural approved acts are immoral and refuses to do them. How is evil is that?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 10:22 PM
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As it says - he is indeed an arrogant atheist dickhead ; he agrees scripture says to do things, yet at the same time he claims these Scriptural approved acts are immoral and refuses to do them. How is evil is that?
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The BIBLE decided what is considered moral or immoral. No outside judgement is needed, or you would be saying your opinion is more important than His. . Mr Much makes me sad; with all the other hell bound athiests, they always leave after a while, but he is always here. Granted I will laugh once he is in Hell, but for now, I am sad.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-02-2014, 11:28 PM
I'm offended that I live in a country that has to explain why THIS:
is calling her/him/itself the First Lady of the United States to my children!!!! Is this what they call a hermaphrodite? Please sweet Jesus deliver us from whatever it is.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-03-2014, 11:27 AM
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The BIBLE decided what is considered moral or immoral. No outside judgement is needed, or you would be saying your opinion is more important than His. . Mr Much makes me sad; with all the other hell bound athiests, they always leave after a while, but he is always here. Granted I will laugh once he is in Hell, but for now, I am sad.
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If this is the example of people that make up Heaven I think I'd rather be in Hell
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-03-2014, 11:36 AM
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If this is the example of people that make up Heaven I think I'd rather be in Hell
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Very well honey. It makes me sad to see one so intent on being hell bound. Just because you don't happen to like my personality, doesn't mean you will find hell better. There, you will be too busy screaming in agony to talk to anyone. I wish I could change your mind, but it seems Satan has his demons far too deep inside you for that to happen. I will pray for you, my dear.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
08-03-2014, 05:03 PM
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Very well honey. It makes me sad to see one so intent on being hell bound. Just because you don't happen to like my personality, doesn't mean you will find hell better. There, you will be too busy screaming in agony to talk to anyone. I wish I could change your mind, but it seems Satan has his demons far too deep inside you for that to happen. I will pray for you, my dear.
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You do that while I go head over to the lookout spot and watch my friends and family burn in hell.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-05-2014, 12:02 AM
I am offended by inflatable love-dinosaurs with "realistic vibrating rectums". If Jesus wanted dinosaurs to have vibrating rectums, He would have created them with such. The whole notion is sickening...just sickening.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-05-2014, 07:20 AM
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I don't like to spread rumors, but isn't that Thomas Helwys?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-06-2014, 08:02 AM
Christian Missionaries converting India's Hindus and Tribes offering food and money in return of conversion.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-06-2014, 04:59 PM
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I don't like to spread rumors, but isn't that Thomas Helwys?
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No it's not. But I do have a grizzly bear here on my compound that is rather vicious I can introduce you to.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-07-2014, 02:05 AM
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No it's not. But I do have a grizzly bear here on my compound that is rather vicious I can introduce you to.
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Oh, dear! Believe me, we at the Landover Baptist Church know all too much about close encounters with bears. (In the least expected places, like, a certain basement.). Let me tell you, it's more than a young and delicate lady can bear!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-09-2014, 06:30 AM
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Christian Missionaries converting India's Hindus and Tribes offering food and money in return of conversion.
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That is offensive. A True Christian missionary would have converted those heathen scum at gunpoint.2 Chronicles 15:12-13
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-09-2014, 06:45 AM
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No it's not. But I do have a grizzly bear here on my compound that is rather vicious I can introduce you to.
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Say, what are you feeding your bear? He seems very healthy and alert. Mine doesn't even have the gumption to try and fend off the pitbulls anymore. Lazy brute...
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-09-2014, 09:37 PM
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