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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 02:08 PM

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You can't find a good argument so you say we should be spanked. That's realy good debatting. I could say that you need a lot of kicks in your ass for what you just said, but I won't, because I respect other people.
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Children who refuse to obey their parents must be executed.

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21

He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15

He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17

Children who mock their parents will have their eyes plucked out by ravens and eaten by eagles.

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17

Like Abraham, parents should be willing to kill their children for God.

And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:2,10

God killed all the firstborn children in an entire country.

The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. -- Exodus 12:29-30

Sometimes God kills children for misbehaving.

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. -- 2 Kings 2:23-24

Someday God will force parents eat their own children.

And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:16

And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:29

And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. -- Deuteronomy 28:53

And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend. -- Jeremiah 19:9

And then there's this statement, which could only be found in the Bible:

Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. -- Psalm 137:9
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 02:12 PM

No, it's clear to me why children should be spanked. But that wasn't my point. My point was that brother love just said something that hadn't much to do with the things I said.
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 02:20 PM

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Teenagers today are under the influence of the DEVIL and there is NO other explanation for it! What this nation needs is another GODLY CRUSADE FOR CHRIST to bring these teens into the arms of the Lord. And, I'll tell you something else. All this GARBAGE about not spanking kids today is only making the problem WORSE! Spare the ROD and you spoil the child! A good licking is NEVER out of order, folks!!

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you think because i say that grasshoppers have 6 legs and pi isn't 3 that i'm possessed by the devil
That's just stupid
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 02:23 PM

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you think because i say that grasshoppers have 6 legs and pi isn't 3 that i'm possessed by the devil
That's just stupid
Stop babbling about insects and face the Truth! You are of satan because you reject Jesus.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 02:27 PM

That's not the point. You believe that grasshoppers have 4 legs, we don't. If that means we reject Jesus, then yes, we do reject him.
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 02:28 PM

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That's not the point. You believe that grasshoppers have 4 legs, we don't. If that means we reject Jesus, then yes, we do reject him.
Then you can look forward to going to hell.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Then you can look forward to going to hell.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
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...you must know that you can not write pi as a fraction because it is an irrational number(it has infinite random numbers)...
I see that the Lord continues to try our patience and love by continuing to subject us to heathens with low math skills, to say nothing of being the least bit clever. Who else would choose to call themselves "Dude"?

So we can assume that pi can just be any random number we choose? Randomness is not a characteristic of irrational numbers.


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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 03:24 PM

Accept it or not, but you can't even write pi, it's infinite. Do you even understand that word?
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I don't believe Jesus likes this forums.
Do you have any proof he does?
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I see that the Lord continues to try our patience and love by continuing to subject us to heathens with low math skills, to say nothing of being the least bit clever. Who else would choose to call themselves "Dude"?I do

So we can assume that pi can just be any random number we choose? Randomness is not a characteristic of irrational numbers.
I mean that you can't calculate pi with a formula but that you can find it with a circle i mean it is an irrational number.
And the text in the Bible about this number is totally wrong
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 04:28 PM

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you must know that you can not write pi as a fraction because it is an irrational number(it has infinite random numbers)
Friend, 3 is a rational number. You claim that pi is an irrational number. Wouldn't choosing the rational option make more sense? Think about it

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That's not the point. You believe that grasshoppers have 4 legs, we don't. If that means we reject Jesus, then yes, we do reject him.
So you're willing to reject Jesus and choose eternal damnation because of two limbs on an insect? How petty can you get?
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Well, let's see... He wrote a book, telling us all about what He likes and dislikes. We do all the things He tells us to, and don't do any of the things He tells us not to. You can work the rest out yourself, I hope.


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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 07:06 PM

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Friend, 3 is a rational number. You claim that pi is an irrational number. Wouldn't choosing the rational option make more sense? Think about it
So you think pi= 3 because it's easier, I'm lucky that I can handle the truth: PI IS AN IRRATIONAL NUMBER

So you're willing to reject Jesus and choose eternal damnation because of two limbs on an insect? How petty can you get?
What is the best evidence: the insect (where you can see 6 legs) or a book written by a guy who says that it are 4 legs?
I choose the first because you can see it for yourself
Not everything in the bible is true.
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 08:29 PM

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We are just said that what you said was stupid and that is was real nonsense.
I will just let the irony of this "sentence" speak for itself.

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Accept it or not, but you can't even write pi, it's infinite. Do you even understand that word?
We understand that we will spend an infinite number of years with Jesus in Heaven, while you will spend an infinite number of years being tortured in an infinite number of ways in Hell.

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Not everything in the bible is true.
Now that's just stupid. If everything in the Bible wasn't true, then how could anyone possibly know what in it is true? It's a simple matter of fact that it's ALL true because it's God's Holy Word, and God isn't a liar.


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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 09:44 PM

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Now that's just stupid. If everything in the Bible wasn't true, then how could anyone possibly know what in it is true? It's a simple matter of fact that it's ALL true because it's God's Holy Word, and God isn't a liar.
No, it isn't: because pi is an irrational numeber (and not just three) and grasshoppers have 6 legs.

I'm not saying He's a liar but He should have payed more attention in the mathematics class.
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 10:07 PM

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No, it isn't: because pi is an irrational numeber (and not just three) and grasshoppers have 6 legs.

I'm not saying He's a liar but He should have payed more attention in the mathematics class.
dude, dont even try to explain it to them.


They refuse to believe anything that is even slightly different than what the bible says...
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 10:10 PM

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dude, dont even try to explain it to them.


They refuse to believe anything that is even slightly different than what the bible says...

Yeah, you're right.
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-03-2007, 10:35 PM

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That's not the point. You believe that grasshoppers have 4 legs, we don't. If that means we reject Jesus, then yes, we do reject him.
So you would prefer eternal torture in Hell because you want to believe that grasshoppers don't have arms, just because there are no hands on the end of their top two extremities?
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I don't believe Jesus likes this forums.
Do you have any proof he does?
We use deductive reasoning.
  • God and Jesus spell out in His Word exactly what He wants us to do and not do. It's very clear.
  • He likes people who do what He says, evidenced by His promise to reward those who follow Him with Heaven instead of punishing them for eternity in Hell.
  • We do exactly what He says, and use this Forum to teach people like you exactly what He says.
Since all of these are true, we may deduce that Jesus must like this Forum.
  • We are aware of no other Forum which follows ALL of God's Word.
Therefore, this must be God's FAVORITE Forum. (If there is another to be found, we would be happy to join forces with it in bringing God's Word to the world! We do not suffer prideful delusions of superiority, but our exhaustive searches have not yet turned up another such Godly Forum.)


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I mean that you can't calculate pi with a formula but that you can find it with a circle i mean it is an irrational number.
And the text in the Bible about this number is totally wrong
So you're calling God stupid? He who created the universe knows less than little you?
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Not everything in the bible is true.
That sure sounds like calling God a liar.
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No, it isn't: because pi is an irrational numeber (and not just three) and grasshoppers have 6 legs.

I'm not saying He's a liar but He should have payed more attention in the mathematics class.
So now you're saying that God doesn't understand his own creation? Who do you think created mathematics?
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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-04-2007, 02:03 AM

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Not everything in the bible is true.
According to the Holy Bible, you are a liar.

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Default Re: *sigh* The Un-Godly comments of teens today. - 02-04-2007, 11:07 AM

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So you would prefer eternal torture in Hell because you want to believe that grasshoppers don't have arms, just because there are no hands on the end of their top two extremities?
The two legs in front are just the same as the other legs so it are SIX legs
So you're calling God stupid? He who created the universe knows less than little you?

That sure sounds like calling God a liar.
You shouldn't believe everything from the bible literally, the most stuff in it have a moral, they are not always true(example: the pi=3 thing)
So now you're saying that God doesn't understand his own creation? Who do you think created mathematics?
No one did, it is something made by man.
Why do you believe everything in the bible?
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