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Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-04-2013, 10:15 PM
It's hard to believe, but Christian basketball star Magic Johnson says he supports his son's homerism. Instead of putting the hammer down on sin, Johnson is telling Christians to support their homer children.
Apparently, Johnson has not heard of healing through scripture. And, he doesn't seem to know about God's gift to homers, Reparative Therapy.
The first thing parents of homer children should do is open the door of their homes and invite their children to leave. When their children finally start being attracted to the opposite sex, parents can reconsider.
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 12:25 AM
Typical of the negroid bucks to ignore their many illegitimate children.
If he really cared like a decent White Christian, he would use the Power of Christ to remove the gaywise demons from his son.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Typical of the negroid bucks to ignore their many illegitimate children.
If he really cared like a decent White Christian, he would use the Power of Christ to remove the gaywise demons from his son.
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My father had a photograph of basketball legend Larry Bird. When he learned that Bird had supported democratic candidates for state office in the Indiana political arena, my father burned that picture, using holy anointing oil as an accelerant to shoo away the demons that likely lurked there. The story of Magic Johnson does not surprise me. No doubt his very name was meant to somehow glorify his manhood member. Now look where such pride has taken him! Now his powerful passion pistol has spewed forth not a son of whom he can be proud, but a perverted pussy cat that will likely be featured on Project Runway in a future season. Instead of creating a Soldier for Jesus with his scepter of seduction, our darkie friend injected vile, sin-soaked satan soup into the unsuspecting holy place of childbearing, and sin soaked satan soup can only beget one thing: sin soaked sinners seeking satan soup in their manginas. Dreadful. Dreadful!
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 04:51 AM
Isn't that boy the one who got the AIDS back a few years ago? And now he's got a son who's a queer? Is anyone surprised at this?
I believe I'm going to be sick.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Isn't that boy the one who got the AIDS back a few years ago? And now he's got a son who's a queer? Is anyone surprised at this?
I believe I'm going to be sick.
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That's right, Pastor, and I am not surprised one bit either. No telling what kind of buggery the boy was exposed to growing up.
I have already called for my wife to fetch my puke bucket into my study.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 05:16 AM
I'm astounded that a negro man actually knows who his sons are.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 05:42 AM
Since Magic Johnson has the AIDS, should we likewise infer that he caught it from being a rump-wrassling homer himself? If so, I guess I'm not too surprised that he endorses his bastard son's gaywise ways.
If only MJ would turn away from his rot-infested tallywhacker and instead turn to the Lord in repentance, he could pray the gay AND the black away!
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Isn't that boy the one who got the AIDS back a few years ago? And now he's got a son who's a queer? Is anyone surprised at this?
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I guess the faggot apple doesn't fall far from the sodomy tree.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Isn't that boy the one who got the AIDS back a few years ago?
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Pastor, it's the main reason why I didn't pursue a career in the NBA. I was surely good enough (Jesus told me I was, or would be) but the thought of not only having to play against negroes (oh the days when the NBA was whites only - damn you Walter Brown! ) but against negroes with the GRIDS filled me with horror and disgust.
So, darts it was.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-05-2013, 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Isn't that boy the one who got the AIDS back a few years ago? And now he's got a son who's a queer? Is anyone surprised at this?
I believe I'm going to be sick.
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That is right. I forgot all about it. Typical of a True Christian™ like me to forgive/forget. How we all open ourselves to the Majesty of Jesus only to have the inferior races take advantage of us.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-07-2013, 01:14 AM
I knew this was going to happen once we allowed fag marriage! The fags are having fag children with each other!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-10-2013, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Paddy McIrish
Since Magic Johnson has the AIDS, should we likewise infer that he caught it from being a rump-wrassling homer himself? If so, I guess I'm not too surprised that he endorses his bastard son's gaywise ways.
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Johnson claims he was infected heterosexually. On the one hand, there is hardly a dearth of AIDS-riddled sheboons and coalburners. On the other...
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-11-2013, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Johnson claims he was infected heterosexually. On the one hand, there is hardly a dearth of AIDS-riddled sheboons and coalburners. On the other...
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To tell the truth, I've been tempted to ban basketball in Freehold--maybe even start a political effort to ban it in the U. S.
It's not only the male on male kissing we see documented in this photo, it's nearly naked men bumping up against each other in obvious pleasure.
Maybe I'm being overly cautious, but homerism is on the rise and we to stop it whereever we can.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-11-2013, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Maybe I'm being overly cautious, but homerism is on the rise and we to stop it whereever we can.
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A sport that uses concepts like "man to man", "double teaming", "pick & roll", "slide under", "show hard", "rub off", and "finger roll" is bound to attract the homers.
I've checked to be sure, but there is no mention of those terms in the KJV.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-11-2013, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
A sport that uses concepts like "man to man", "double teaming", "pick & roll", "slide under", "show hard", "rub off", and "finger roll" is bound to attract the homers.
I've checked to be sure, but there is no mention of those terms in the KJV.
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These are homerism code words for sure. There is another terrible one I heard the other day, "back door."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-12-2013, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
A sport that uses concepts like "man to man", "double teaming", "pick & roll", "slide under", "show hard", "rub off", and "finger roll" is bound to attract the homers.
I've checked to be sure, but there is no mention of those terms in the KJV.
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Sounds worse than Roller Derby.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Magic Johnson Should Kick Out His Homer Son. -
12-12-2013, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Typical of the negroid bucks to ignore their many illegitimate children.
If he really cared like a decent White Christian, he would use the Power of Christ to remove the gaywise demons from his son.
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AMEN, I couldn't have said that better myself
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