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07-21-2010, 03:12 AM
My favorite is Matthew 5: 17-19, where it tells me to still uphold the old testament laws, such as not eating shellfish, or wearing clothes made of more than one cloth (e.g. linen and cotton). Leviticus has given our family a good set of rules (more like laws) to follow. death to the infidels
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07-21-2010, 03:21 AM
That's much better. That wasn't so hard was it?
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07-21-2010, 03:24 AM
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That's much better. That wasn't so hard was it?
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Not really. But now I need to keep records of my daughters' virginal blood. BRB
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07-21-2010, 03:25 AM
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... death to the infidels
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Are you a Muslim
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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07-21-2010, 03:29 AM
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No, but I sort of wish I was, it's such a peaceful religion. That line you quoted was just for true religion.
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07-21-2010, 03:33 AM
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Not really. But now I need to keep records of my daughters' virginal blood. BRB
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What a shame. You were doing so well for a second.
I have no idea what you are talking about as far as blood and records go, but I'm sure I'm extremely offended.
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07-21-2010, 03:41 AM
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What a shame. You were doing so well for a second.
I have no idea what you are talking about as far as blood and records go, but I'm sure I'm extremely offended.
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Deuteronomy 22:15
Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate
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07-21-2010, 03:58 AM
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Deuteronomy 22:15
Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate
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Well now, why didn't you say so? I thought that was rather vague and I'm usually good on the scriptural uptake.
Keep posting, friend. The punishments are the best part! You can't deny the immortal wisdom of our LORD. Hallelujah!
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16And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
17And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
18And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
19And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
20But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
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07-21-2010, 04:32 AM
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No, but I sort of wish I was, it's such a peaceful religion. That line you quoted was just for true religion.
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So you wish to join a cult to go on a jihad to blow yourself up to receive virgins.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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07-21-2010, 08:33 PM
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Not really. But now I need to keep records of my daughters' virginal blood. BRB
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The verse doesn't refer to a used tampon. It deals with the bedsheets that are used the first time a woman has sex. How her busted hymen bleeds and makes a mess on the sheets.
Those are the tokens of virginity.
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07-21-2010, 09:32 PM
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The verse doesn't refer to a used tampon. It deals with the bedsheets that are used the first time a woman has sex. How her busted hymen bleeds and makes a mess on the sheets.
Those are the tokens of virginity.
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Thanks for clarifying, Brother V.
Honestly, I can't see why anybody would think the Bible orders us to save a bed sheet with menstrual blood clots in it.
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1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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07-21-2010, 10:28 PM
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The verse doesn't refer to a used tampon. It deals with the bedsheets that are used the first time a woman has sex. How her busted hymen bleeds and makes a mess on the sheets.
Those are the tokens of virginity.
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Thank you brother,
Anyway if a girl used a tampon doesn't that mean she's no longer a virgin?
And yes I have my bridal sheets tucked away in a sealed package. I doubt I need them anymore, but you never know. After all, whose going to believe I was a 35-year-old virgin in this day-and-age.
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Re: favorite quote -
07-22-2010, 02:27 AM
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The verse doesn't refer to a used tampon. It deals with the bedsheets that are used the first time a woman has sex. How her busted hymen bleeds and makes a mess on the sheets.
Those are the tokens of virginity.
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Thank you for clearing that up. He was probably thinking something more like this:
"How many tokens for your daughter's virginity, dood?"
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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07-22-2010, 02:56 AM
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Thank you brother,
Anyway if a girl used a tampon doesn't that mean she's no longer a virgin?
And yes I have my bridal sheets tucked away in a sealed package. I doubt I need them anymore, but you never know. After all, whose going to believe I was a 35-year-old virgin in this day-and-age.
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Why are you nuts so obsessed with the birth canal???? It's not a "one way street" after all. If "God" designed the male and female, why the disgust with what is surely a natural function to reproduce???
Who cares if a woman uses a tampon to soak it up??? Isn't that better than her "contaminating" everything else? Toss it in the toilet and be done with it.
I guess a man that uses a suppository prescribed by his doctor is gay?
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07-22-2010, 03:32 AM
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Why are you nuts so obsessed with the birth canal???? It's not a "one way street" after all. If "God" designed the male and female, why the disgust with what is surely a natural function to reproduce???
Who cares if a woman uses a tampon to soak it up??? Isn't that better than her "contaminating" everything else? Toss it in the toilet and be done with it.
I guess a man that uses a suppository prescribed by his doctor is gay?
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Just because you live with whores and harlots does not mean all women are like that
Ezekiel 23:18 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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07-22-2010, 03:51 AM
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Just because you live with whores and harlots does not mean all women are like that
Ezekiel 23:18 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister
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I do not live with whores, but if my memory serves me correctly, I rented you at Treasure Island a few years ago. The backside looks familiar.....
Where do you get off posting on a CHRISTIAN forum?? LOL!!!!
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07-22-2010, 04:06 AM
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I do not live with whores, but if my memory serves me correctly, I rented you at Treasure Island a few years ago. The backside looks familiar.....
Where do you get off posting on a CHRISTIAN forum?? LOL!!!!
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How dare you talk such trash. You have no respect for women or the Lord.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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07-22-2010, 04:11 AM
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How dare you talk such trash. You have no respect for women or the Lord.
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Well, I respect women, trust me I do. But in your case, I just wish I had the ten dollars back.
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07-22-2010, 04:16 AM
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Well, I respect women, trust me I do. But in your case, I just wish I had the ten dollars back.
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Go and take you whore trash talk somewhere else.
Numbers 14:33 And your children shall wander in the wilderness forty years, and bear your whoredoms, until your carcases be wasted in the wilderness.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: favorite quote -
07-22-2010, 05:06 AM
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Go and take you whore trash talk somewhere else.
Numbers 14:33 And your children shall wander in the wilderness forty years, and bear your whoredoms, until your carcases be wasted in the wilderness.
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Sister Lisa,
I understand your frustration with this foul philandering heathen in Sin City.
And I'm sure your Godly flesh has never been in Las Vegas.
But is it not the right time to choose a more modest and Godly avatar?
You DO come across as somewhat provocative, young lady.
There are many sisters here that can guide you toward a more suitable photograph of yourself.
Love in Christ!
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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